Editor: Solomon Hastus Lead Reporter: Loita Gems Volume 11
The Lesian Press
The News, The Truth, The Word
His Royal Highness Xavier took the Crown of the Kingdom from his father a fortnight ago. Both Lord Kai, and King Xavier’s speeches were described as ‘moving’ and ‘inspiring’, coronated by Sir Paul Nestle, Head of the Churches Guild. The night was a rousing success, but by dawn The People’s Front army was on their door-step.
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TWO NEW KNIGHTS FOR XAVIER
Full interview and story on page 3THE KNIGHT’S OF LESIA
A full list of the brave men and women who serve this country on page 5
ARUMAT RETURNED
Brave adventurers have saved the missing ex Head of Churches Guild. No confirmed reports on his current condition apart from that he is stable. No comment
has been made by the Crown or the Guilds.
VOYAVICH VAMPIRES VANQUISHED
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CITIES CLOSE THEIR BORDERS
Although full details are yet to be uncovered, the citizens of Lesia awoke to notices from various kingdoms through the land closing their borders to the Human race. Whilst this is being investigated all are encouraged to follow this declaration for their own safety.More on Page 5
THE PASSING OF THE CROWN
PEOPLE’S FRONT FINALLY
A MESSAGE FROM QUEEN VIOLA
To all that reside in Lesia, let it be known.
During the events of our Coronation to become King and Queen of this good land, our Castle was laid siege to and
many brave Adventurers and Knights of the Realm assisted us in defeating the People's Front. In the midst of
this, a discovery was made:
Unbeknown to my husband, King Xavier, he was a father earlier than intended although unfortunate circumstances kept him in the dark to this news. He and I wish to make it known that she is to be adopted into the Royal family to live with us as our ward and to be an older sibling to our
two young children.
It is with great pleasure that we introduce to the good people of Lesia - Alison Willow.
Her Royal Highness, Queen Viola
It is hereby decreed by the Crown that the surname
'Willow' be gifted to those children born without
family names throughout the realm of Lesia by
Royal Appointment.
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FROM FATHER TO SON
Lord Kai and Lady Cloud have done an incredible amount for this country and its people. Lord Kai; from hiding his identity many years ago, to establishing the safe towns and cities we currently reside in. Lord Kai brought loyalty and bravery to all around him, and during the reign of Sharna fought and assisted in her downfall. His years of missions have helped saved us, this country owes both Lord Kai and Lady Cloud a massive debt. Lady Cloud, despite her affliction, has had words of wisdom that will stay with adventurers throughout their career. This couple has put years of effort and time into shaping the world we all live in. We all wish them well in their peaceful retirement.
LADY SOPHIA
DEPUTY HEAD OF THE CHURCHES GUILD
In a strange turn of events, King Xavier has knighted the first female in 9 years since Lord Kai knighted Lady Flame during his reign. This has not been met with as much support in court but the General Public have been delighted by the news. Lady Sophia has not been granted land or further title with her Knight-hood but she has formally set her heraldry colours to be gold and black. She spent the last year and a half squiring under Sir Paul Nestle, the current Head of the Churches Guild, whilst continuing her duties as Deputy Head of the Guild. "It is always great to welcome someone to the brotherhood of Knights. Sophia has worked hard for the people of Lesia and to keep everyone safe. It has been an honour to call her my Squire and it is more of an honour to see her raised to a full Knight." Sir Paul Nestle.A rare painting of Deacon whilst working
SIR DEACON CROWLEY,
DEPUTY HEAD OF THE TALON
THE ENFORCER, THE MASTER OF DISGUISE, THE HUNTER OF FAUST, A FOUNDER OF THE ORDER OFTHE CRESCENT MOON AND POISON MASTER. Sir Deacon has been knighted for his services to this country. King Xavier accoladed him with the sword passed on by his father Lord Kai. Sir Deacon has not received land with his title, but he is still held in high honour within the Knight ranks, as well as nobles and citizens alike. Sir Deacon has still not announced his heraldry; but his fans cannot wait to wear his colours. He has worked endlessly to gain recognition for the Talon beyond the persona of faceless assassins, the Guild members have started diplomatic talks between villages, towns, the Guilds and races. Since these activities have begun, and been recognised, he has become a minor celebrity.
“It was an unforeseen honour and I truly humbled to have received it. This is a tool to continue my actions to protect the citizens in any way necessary.”
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KNIGHTS RISE IN RANKS
A panic has begun spreading through Lesia since notices have quite literally sprung up in main cities, towns and village squares, in Guild Houses and roads leading to the Sylvanost and Anvil. Both the Talon and King’s Forrester’s have sent an emergency order to members and citizens that all hunting and travel through the area has been restricted during this time whilst investigations are taking place. This is the following notice:
"Let it be known that henceforth the Kingdom of Sylvanost, closes its borders to all humans. This is to prevent the further destruction of the ancient and mythical forests and the creatures within, all humans found within the Kingdom will be subject to Elven law and trialled in our Courts.
The Forest known to citizens as the King's Forest, which was a gift from the Wood Elves of Sylvanost to the Kingdom of man many years ago, is now considered once again to be within the borders of the Kingdom of Sylvanost. Unsustainable hunting and deforestation by your kind shows a lack of foresight and responsibility to care for this mighty gift.
Any act against the Way-watchers that will interfere with their task of keeping the boarders, will be met with force and could be considered an act of war." Any information regarding this situation should be sent to your nearest Forrester’s Guild House.
"On the behest of Elgar Lord of Anvil, The mighty Dwarven Clans of Lesia hereby announce that the Book of Grudges has been opened and the Human Kingdom has been added!
Named as Oath Breakers, the humans have been convicted of trading with the heinous Duegar! This is in direct contradiction to the Alliance once forged between The Mighty Clans and the Human Kingdom of Lesia. To this end Humans are no longer allowed to enter the mountain city, and The Mighty Dwarven Clans will have no more dealings or trades with the oath beakers."
THE MORTAL FEY COURT
A representation of the Summer, Winter and Wyld Court has been spotted leaving the Royal Castle after the negotiations to take over the abandoned city of Catelon and renaming it Eclipse. Although there are no confirmation of the rumours spreading through court, an inside source has this to say;
“It seems that they have magically enhanced plans for a Yule Welcoming feast and re-doing the city itself. Some contracts and contacts are being drawn up for adding essential supplies and equipment to our kingdom with this new alliance. The Welcome Feast is said to have gifts given to each court and the mortal representation of amazing properties; and prime entertainment. Only a few select will be invited!”
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Closing the Borders and a New City Ally
King’s Forest
KNIGHTS OF LESIA
Knight Jarred Talque – the first Knight. He is both in charge of and granted the lands of Ragnerock. He has a force of retired Rangers, Scouts, Romanies and Druids. They are all tasked with learning from each other and looking after the Griffins
Knight Lieutenant Salem – He runs the Dragons Defence Garrison in Ruby Ridge. His Garrison will be built upon that settlement and recruitment beginning, once completed it shall be Dragon’s Keep.
Knight Paladin Soma Cruz- Head of the Katnal Order of the Burning Dawn and a half-celestial, he owes a small mill in Crestorm Field that in maintained by the Baker’s.
Knight in Justice Paul Nestle – Head of the Churches Guild ’15-Present, Human Lycan but a Katanal Crusader. Wise councillor and rock of the community.
Knight-embassy Tok Toksson- Winter Fey Realm Ambassador
Knight Nicolai Tesla with Wardenclyffe Manor and grounds, he is a master blue mage and well-known scholar and researcher.
Knight-embassy Daniel- Summer Fey Realm Ambassador, Protector of the Spriggan’s Grove.
Knight Deacon Crowley- Deputy of the Talon Guild, known as the co-finder of the long-lost Citadel for the Order of the Crescent Moon with his sister Lady Charlotte Angelius.
Knight Sophia- Deputy of the Churches Guild with a Manor House on the Southern Crestrom, owner and founder of Light’s Orphanage
Knight in Trade Zacharus Weaver- he’s currently staying at the Dragons Defence where he sells his wares to citizens and helps outfit the Guilds.
Lady Flame, High Red Mage and Mistress of
Torture-She rules and governs the woodland elven stronghold of Sylvanost that's home to the houses of red and white (Dragon magic halls).
Sir Turin, Earl of Stoat, Knight of the City of Orlaine, freeman and Knight of Lesia.
Knight in Grace Malachim – a permeant resident in Solace, the half-celestial is a high healer.
Knight Elgar- Dwarf Leader in Anvil.
OUR GUILD HEADS
Lance Tarrion
New Head of the Mages Guild Human, no set speciality of magic
Currently Advertising for a Deputy Sir Paul Nestle
Head of the Churches Guild
Human Lycan, served as a knight in '14 under Lord Kai's reign.
Lady Sophia
Deputy Head of the Churches Guild Master Herbalist, Dismisser and Healer Lady Rhoda O’Flharety
Head of the Merchants Guild
Human, Muldoons daughter and apprentice
Deputy Head of the Talon Guild Master at Arms
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Position Open!
The Merchants Guild is looking to recruit a deputy head to work as an assistant to Lady Rhoda.
This role will offer excellent opportunities to the successful candidates such as:
* attending important meeting with other guild heads and their own deputies
* gaining knowledge of trade and craftsmanship in and around Lesia
* complete training in alchemy and herbalism * discount throughout the guild.
This role will also provide you to become the
representative of the Lesian people on ways which we can improve the Merchants Guild.
The prerequisites for applicants is to already be a member of the Merchants Guild and to have good communication skills.
Applications may be submitted to Lady Rhoda
Note from Editor
Solomon-We recently put a pledge out asking for a Patron in these uncertain time, to help keep the Press afloat. Hedge has proclaimed him an avid lover and immediately signed to be our life-long Patron every issue will include Hedge’s Corner as and I quote “no-one puts Hedge in the corner (except himself)”.
Hedge’s Horoscopes
Scoprio – Oct 23rd – Nov 21st
This month is your month! Take the Taurus by the horns and stab it in its… proverbial! If you are thinking about a business venture then stop thinking and start acting. If you are thinking about asking that pretty girl… or guy out, then do it! Just watch out for Pisces that talk with Aquarius, there’s something fishy there!
Hedge your bets – Future predictions
Dodads and Itches like to spit in cauldrons! Generally, curse your father’s eighth son from a black wooled sheep! Sometimes they even newter your eyes! If you want my future prediction… don’t bet on green.
Alca’Hedge – Random potion concoctions
Today I will bring you one of my truly rare and exotic potions. I once brewed this as a cure for the worst hangover imaginable and blow me if the side effects weren’t also useful.I call it Hedge’s Hangover Inedible Invisy Potion or HHIIP for short.
Take the over ripened egg of a Chaurus and just a finger and half cutting of Nirnroot. Add the usual 1000ml of water. Bring to a boil and bolt it immediately.
Not only will this cure your hangover but it will also make you invisible for about five minutes.
Side effects include:
Headaches, Nausia, Vomiting, Pregnancy (on either gender), Hair balls, Dog breath, Numbness from the neck down, Blindness (temporary), Blindness (permanent), Explody Heart, Tentacle Arms and Death
Hedge Historical Besteray
Silly-Tooth-Monster-Saurous, also called SMTS!!!, are giant kitty-cats with a pair of huge fangs jutting from their mouths. SMTS!!! preyed on just about anything that moved. They would patiently stalk a potential meal, striking whenever the creature let down its guard.
Physical description
SMTS!!! Were huge like bigger and longer then I can stretch my arms, they are probably fat as well like 6,000 pounds of fat.
Combat
SMTS!!! attacked by running at prey, leaping, and clawing and biting as it raked with its rear claws. I presume, because mostly I just ran the hell away from them!
Over the Hedge – Life Facts
It is a well-known fact that every living being spends at least half an hour in a single cell in the entirety of their life. Luckily for me I spent at least half an hour in the presence of Strings which when he breaks out his fiddle is the worst form of torture imaginable so not only have I done my time for the good of humanity I have also done my Community Service and hopefully got off with good behaviour!
