1. purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and
ended up sunburnt.
2. Charles ate the french fries knowing they would be his last meal.
3. I'm confused: when people ask me what's up, and I point, they groan.
4. Lucifer was surprised at the amount of life at Death Valley.
5. There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer.
6. Today we gathered moss for my uncle's wedding.
7. As time wore on, simple dog
commands turned into full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldn’t do
something.
8. They improved dramatically once the lead singer left.
9. The waves were crashing on the shore;
it was a lovely sight.
10.There's an art to getting your way, and spitting olive pits across the table isn't
it.
11.They decided to plant an orchard of cotton candy.
12.Her scream silenced the rowdy teenagers.
13.I think I will buy the red car, or I will lease the blue one.
14.Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them
later when you’re in a better frame of mind.
15.People who insist on picking their teeth with their elbows are so
annoying!
16.Smoky the Bear secretly started the fires.
17.Rock music approaches at high velocity.
18.The tattered work gloves speak of the many hours of hard labor he endured
throughout his life.
19.Flash photography is best used in full sunlight.
20.She insisted that cleaning out your closet was the key to good driving.
21.The gruff old man sat in the back of the bait shop grumbling to himself as
he scooped out a handful of worms.
22.She was disgusted he couldn’t tell the difference between lemonade and
limeade.
23.The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet.
24.Jason didn’t understand why his parents wouldn’t let him sell his little
sister at the garage sale.
25.Sixty-Four comes asking for bread.
26.The heat
27.He found rain fascinating yet unpleasant.
28.I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches.
29.Today I dressed my unicorn in preparation for the race.
30.The Tsunami wave crashed against the raised houses and broke the pilings as
if they were toothpicks.
31.There have been days when I wished to be separated from my body, but
today wasn’t one of those days.
32.He invested some skill points in Charisma and Strength.
33.We have a lot of rain in June.
34.The fox in the tophat whispered into the ear of the rabbit.
35.He waited for the stop sign to turn to a go sign.
36.At that moment I was the most
fearsome weasel in the entire swamp.
37.She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade.
38.This is the last random sentence I will be writing and I am going to stop mid-
sent
39.She wrote him a long letter, but he didn't read it.
40.Mary plays the piano.
41.She moved forward only because she trusted that the ending she now was going through must be followed by a
new beginning.
42.He didn’t want to go to the dentist, yet he went anyway.
43.The thunderous roar of the jet
overhead confirmed her worst fears.
44.Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships.
45.When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those
in need of a transplant.
46.The tour bus was packed with teenage girls heading toward their next
adventure.
47.The secret code they created made no sense, even to them.
48.She says she has the ability to hear the soundtrack of your life.
49.When he asked her favorite number, she answered without hesitation that
it was diamonds.
50.He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a
bad idea.