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Campus takes part in waste reduction

■ Recycling more aluminum cans and paper is goal of IUPUI program.

Sagan speaks on world future

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IUPUI Earth D a y '93

■ Carl Sagan visited campus, gave history lesson on intelligence.

life here;' Sagan said.

Sagan said that humans have a problem of try ing to be unique.

‘T h e idea that we are the most intellectual species in a galaxy of 100 billion galaxies and 100 billion stars is hilarious." Sagan said.

Humans are. in fact, closely related to chimpanzees. Sagan said. "Ninety- nine percent of active genes are shared between chimps and humans,'4 he said.

S t u d e n t s

Twelve-year-old Philip Goldstein approached the microphone Staring at the floor, he began to ask Carl Sagan,

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r e c y c l i n g efforts of IUPUI.

Amy Arm buckle, a sophomore majoring in business and physical therapy, feels IUPUI is doing a good job. ‘T hey're (recycling bins) 411 over in the Mary Cable Building." she said.

"But I don’t see any in the Lecture H all"

Not all students are aware of the

personality, a question.

"If the fires could be stopped, how long would it lake for the trees to grow back?" the student from IPS School 84 asked O ut Sagan.

The crowd of

approximately 1,200 applauded. Sagan know there was any (recycling effort),

to tell you the truth," said Molly

Ryan, a sophomore nu^oring in \

journalism. “Maybe »hey should put --- ™ M J i --- some more receptacles in some

obvious places.”

People at Riley Telethon, which _ .

receive the proceeds from cans Stave Trash brought hit form of environmental magic to the Library collected on campus, have been Earth Day. T r » h spoclalU at In relaying environmental m « » .ag e . thi meeting with campus grounds

services to discuss purchasing more

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James Thompson, assistant to the

S tT u ^ S ^ tte Bu i f i J* h i^ m Stkatisl stresses importance of obtaining a wide

gram that can only be used to tund the

range of knowledge to help preserve the environment

paper recycling campaign on campus.

Six hundred bins for paper r e c y c l i n g --- young people, said noted author and should be in lull operation by July, ° y **"> Ml y scientist Carl Sagan.

according to Thompson. --- s agan spoke to more than 200

With solid waste reduction faculty members Friday as part of his

mandated in Indiana, it is important to If humans are going to survive on iwo-day visit on campus in honor of recycle household wastes, in addition the planet Earth, they need to change Earth Day V3

to recycling on campus. the way they teach science to the The visit was sponsored by the

earth revolved around the sun, they w ere persecuted."

When the theories prosed the earth did revolve around the sun. humans said we were at the center of the universe. That was disproved.

Humans then said we were at the center of the galaxy. That was not the the question.

‘I t will never grow back,” Sagan said

What Goldstein was talking about was a photo of the rain forests that was shown in a slide presentation.

From the satellite view, the photo showed fires raging throughout several countries.

Sagan said the fires are man-made 'T he governments tell their people that they can have the land to farm on ” he said. 'T he people go out and bum down the trees. After two years, the soil is ruined from agriculture and is abandoned." The land is left barren.

Sagan, who is also a professor at Cornell University, visited the campus last Thursday in honor of IUPUI Earth Day '93,

During his visit he gave a speech entitled "Is There Intelligent Life on Earth?”

‘There's no sign from the distance of other planets that there is intelligent

Sagan said the idea that humans are distinct is wrong.

'T he earth is all we have. Every one we know is from here. Every one we love is from here. Everything that will be will he from here," Sagan said.

“If we have isn't enough, we're in trouble."

Goldstein enjoyed the presentation.

"It was interesting how we were not in the center of the galaxy " he said.

On the environment. Goldstein said and the Committee on the Capstone

Experience.

The Capstone Experience is a new method of teaching that is being considered for IUPUI. Its focus is interdisciplinary learning for undergraduates, which fits right in

Speech night competition showcases student speakers

■ The 44th installment of the contest, sponsored by the Communication and Theatre Department, takes place tonight

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The 44th bi-annual speech night competition, a tradition sponsored every semester by the Communication and Theatre Department, takes place tonight in Lecture Hal) 101.

of Speech Communication (Cl 10) classes. Robert Dick, chairperson of the Communication and Theatre Deportment, said the event adds to the quality of the C l 10 program.

'T h e students work diligently and are motivated by the competition from the separate sections," Dick said. 'T hey

use the opportunity to be heard by a larger audience, and th at» a plus.”

Seven finalists will be attempting to take the title Nancy Schmidt, last year's winner, currently holds. Her speech.

' Verbal Abuse: The Toxic Authority." focused on child abuse and its negative affects. As champion, Schmidt will be introduce each finalist before their individual presentations, which begin at 7:30 p.m.

Jennifer Cochrane, assistant director of C l 10. said the procedure for determining who reached tonight's finals is student-oriented.

"Each of the sections nominate one student to represent that class in the preliminaries,” she said. 'T he students then choose the winners in the preliminaries that will go to finals.”

The seven survivors of the preliminary rounds will be giving six-and-a-half to seven-and-a-half minute problem- solution speeches to be judged by Communication and Theatre deportment faculty. Cochrane said. Dick said the quality of speeches makes the job o f judging the competition difficult

'They - c all really good quality presentations ” Dick

said The finalists the judges will be choosing from include Amy Cochran, a freshman in the Undergraduate Education Center, Joseph Halley. a sophomore in the School of Allied Health; Celisa Snyder, a sophomore majoring in business;

Tamara Davb, a sophomore in UEC; Lauren Reece, a sophomore education major, Michelle Knocll, u sophomore education major and Dianne Schladand, a senior in the School of Continuing Studies.

The concept of a problem-solution speech is exactly what it appears to be — students find a topic, and present it along with a solution. Cochrane said. A variety of criterion will be used to determine tonight's winner.

"Students must prove the problem is relevant to the audience, their information has to be credible and there must be a clear, workable, effective solution for the proWem” Cochran said. "Students

are

disqualified for going over or under time "

Dick, a judge in the past, said the speech, not the speaker, should he the overall focus of a presentation

' Presentations shouldn't draw attention lo the speaker, instead it should get the audience involved in the subject.'' he said. 'T he speeches need to appeal to the needs, desires

I he students work diligently and are motivated by the competition from the separate sections.”

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and beliefs of the audience.”

The event will be free and open to the public, Cochrane said. With the required C l 10 students and spectators in attendance, most of the approximately 500 scats are usually filled before the event even starts

As in the past, a guest crH*. will come and analyze the speeches while the judges decide the winner. This year's guest critic will be Elizabeth Paries, course direcior for Western Illinois University She will only give a critique of the speeches, ran be a judge. Cochrane stressed.

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Monday/19th

• T h e A c c o u n tin g C lu b features ‘ N on-P ro fit Accounting* at no on in B u s ln e s s / S P E A 4093. E d Althoff, associate director of IU P U I Acc o u n tin g a n d R ec o rd s S e rv ic e s will 6peak.

• T h e Association of C o m p u tin g M achinery prese nts a lecture o n 'W in d o w s a n d the F uture," at 2 :3 0 p.m . in S c ie n c e a n d T e ch nolog y-1, room 2137. D e e O e e R ixe. representing M icrosoft C o rp ., will d iscu ss the future of Microsoft W in d o w s in the c om p u ting industry. T h is event is free. C a ll 2 7 4 -9 7 0 5 for m o re Information.

• T h e N ational Society of Black E n g in e e e rs ( N S B E ) c ondu cts a study se ssion from 4 p .m . to 0 p .m . in B u s in e s s / S P E A 3023.

C a ll 5 4 7 -3 3 7 9 for m o re inform ation.

Tuesday/20th

• T h e International H o u s e , Le C e r d e Fra n cia s a n d Stu de nt Historical S oc ie ty p resent “Fre n c h History T h ro u g h R im S eries" at 12 :3 0 p .m . in the International C o m m o n s , W a rthin Apartm ents. T h e film, “Breathless (A bout de souffle)’ (1 9 5 9 ) will be sh ow n. T h is is the story of a sm all-tim e cro ok w h o m eets a n A m e ric a n girl In Paris in the 1950 s. T h is film Is part of the F re n c h n e w w a v e . R efresh m ents will be pro vide d. Call 2 7 4 -5 0 2 4 for m o re information.

• C a m p u s C r u s a d e for Ch rist m eets for Bible study at 1 p .m . e ve ry T u e s d a y in B u s in e s s / S P E A 30 2 3 . C all 2 3 8 -0 7 2 7 o r 2 7 4 - 0 3 2 3 for m o re inform ation.

• T h e Intervarsity Varsity Ch ristian Fellow ship offers Bible S tu d y at 4 p .m . in C a v a n a u g h 2 2 9 . C a ll 3 5 7 -6 1 6 4 for m o re Information.

INFORMATION COMPILED BY JIM H UN T

Film series offers look at American Indian history

A t the time of Western contact, X A there was a great diversity

# % among American Indians, north of Mexico. They spoke over 200 distinct languages in 10 language families. Subsistence patterns ranged from hunter- gatherers in the arctic, sub arctic, and Western deserts, to agricultural city-states in the Southwest and priest-king states in the Southeast

The impacts of Western contact included intensified warfare and devastating diseases, and many tribes died out, others migrated to new regions, and new tribes formed from survivors of previous groups.

United States policies until recently have focused on "Americanizing"

American Indians.

Many groups, however, have tenaciously maintained their heritage and a rights to follow their own ways.

The American Indian Student Associi

sponsoring a film series on the diversity of American Indians, and invite all to the following events.

The first in the series, which began last week, featured the Plains Indians through two films.

Pueblo Indians

The second segment features the Pueblo Indians of the Southwest, where they formed city-states more than 1,000

years ago.

Two films, shown at 7:15 p.m.

Wednesday in Lecture Hall 102,Jocus on these groups:

•Sticks and Stones Will Build a House"

shows the development of traditional Pueblo culture from nomadic hunter- gatherers, to pit-house cultivators, to complex agricultural societies.

'The Water Is So Clear That A Blind Man Could See" focuses on the

contemporary Taos Indian Pueblo In New Mexico, their views regarding their origins and their place In the universe, and their efforts to recover their sacred Blue Lake in the face of logging developers.

Navajo Indiana

The final study in the series features the Navajo and other Apache Indians, who migrated from the sub arctic to the Southwest shortly before Columbus

"discovered" the New World. Two films, shown at 7:15 p.m. April 29 in Lecture Hall 105, will focus on the Navajo Indians:

"Navajo" provides an overview of the traditional herding/

ulthrating and religious life style of the Navajos In Arizona and New Mexico.

"Black Coal, Red Power" depicts the effects of coal strip mining on the Navajo and Hopi reservations in Arizona, and the efforts of these Indian groups to assert their control over their own lands.

W ednesday/21st

• T h e International H o u s e presents a b row n ba g lunc heo n at 1 2 :30 p .m . in C a v a n a u g h 438. N ils Erik Enkvist, a S w e d ish professor a n d linguist, will discu ss ‘ A S ca n d in a v ia n Pe rsp e ctive o n U .S . H ig h e r E duc ation." E nkvist is a distinguished pro fe sso r em eritus at A b o Ak a d e m i, a S w e d ish lan g u a ge university In Finland. C a ll 2 7 4 -5 0 2 4 for m o re inform ation.

• T h e International H o u s e is spo nso ring a D iversity F air from 11 a m . to 3 p .m . in the U b ra r y C o u rtya rd . T h e fair offers students, faculty a n d staff to learn m o re about student o rganizations that fo cu s o n diversity. C all 2 7 8 -6 5 4 0 for m o re information.

• T h e F re n c h D ep a rtm ent a n d International H o u se present the film, ‘ Emitai* (1 9 7 2 ), at 5 :4 5 p.m . in C a v a n a u g h 5 07. T h is m o vie is a n African c in e m a interpretation b a se d o n a n actual event in S e n e g a l during W o rld W a r II. T h e story centers aro u nd F re n c h A rm y units forcing local p ea sants to g ive up their rice cro p s to feed the a rm y.

Frlday/23th

• T h e International H o u s e hosts an International Co ffee H o u r at 4 p .m . in the International C o m m o n s . W arthin A partm ents. A presentation a nd discu ssio n of S w e d e n will highlight the hour.

C a ll 2 7 4 -5 0 2 4 for m o re information.

Sunday/25th

• T h e Philanthropic S tu dies S o cie ty (P S S ) is sp o nso ring the M a rch of D im es W a lk -a -th o n 1 0 K at 8 :3 0 a.m . at Butler University. P S S invites a n y interested w alker to join them of the walk for healthy babies. A $ 2 0 entry fee. w h ich c a n be obtained from spo nso rs, will be cha rge d . C a ll 6 3 0 -9 3 6 6 in the afternoons o r e ve n in g s o r 2 7 4 -8 2 3 0 in the m o rning for m o re inform ation.

Theatre group presents final play

I UPUI's University Theatre will present its spring production, “A Streetcar Named Desire," Friday and Saturday. All performances will begin at 8 p.m. in the University Theatre located in the Mary Cable Building, 525 N. Blackford St. Tickets cost $5 for adults, $4 for students and senior citizens. Reservations may be made by calling 274-2095.

This steamy, Pulitzer Prize-winning play by Tennessee Williams has been called the most thoroughly American artistic expression by many American film critics. J. Edgar Webb, the play’s director, chose "Streetcar" for this reason.

The play centers around the conflicts between the famous characters of the brute Stanley and the genteel Blanche. Playwright Williams said, "apes shall inherit the earth," and this play is a plea for tolerance. Williams contended that beautiful and finer things will always be

"A Streetcar Named Desire" is the final production for Webb. The longtime director/professor retires next month after 26 years of producing shows and teaching theatre.

Webb was a founding faculty member for the speech and theatre department. Ironically, he directed the same play in 1968, making it his first and last directing effort at IUPUI.

Upcoming Events

Geography Club p r e s e n ts Colloquium S eries

T h e IU P U I G eog raphy C lu b presents part of its continuing Colloquium Series April 30 at 1 p.m . in Ca v a n a u g h 411. Richard A.

Sambrook will speak on ‘ A ssessing the Relationships Between Population Pressure, Deforestation and Land Degradation in a Region of Hillslope Agriculture, Dominican R epu blic.'

Refreshments will be served. C all 2 7 4 -8877 for m ore Information.

A m erican Indian film eeriee begins

Th e American Irxfian Student Association presents a American Indian film series Tuesday at 7:16 p.m. In Lecture Hall 102. T h e series otters films depicting diversity among early American Indians. This second of three sessions in the series features the Pueblo Indians.

Session three continues with the Navajo Indiana April 29. Call 274- 8207 for more information.

G raduate a sso cia tio n s e e k s officers

T h e Graduate Public Affaire Association (G P A A ) plans nominations and election of officers. Nom inations are due at Bu siness/S PE A 3027 by Friday. Elections will be conducted during graduate M P A classes held April 26-2 9. All M P A students are encouraged to run for office. Nomination form s are available at S P E A information desk. Call 2 7 4 -42 00 for m ore information.

Comm ittee seeks comments about IUPUI student services

As part of the routine evaluation of campus administrative offices, the Office of Student Affairs, headed by DeanTimothy Langston is being reviewed. A committee has been appointed to conduct this review and is in the process of collecting data to evaluate past performance of this office as well as to make suggestions for its continued improvement.

If you have interacted with any of the student affairs offices, such as Adaptive Educational Services, Career &

Employment Services, Counseling &

Psychological Services, Multicultural

Student Affairs, Residence Life and Student Activities, the committee needs to hear from you by Friday.

Additionally, anyone who has interacted with Langston in his capacity as Dean of Student Affairs can provide a written evaluation of that experience also.

All correspondence will remain confidential; however, letters must bear the writer’s signature. Address comments to:

P R O F E S S O R R O B E M A Y S N U R S IN G B L D G . N U 433 1111 W . M ID D LE DR.

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Workshop features money management

T h e Office of Multicultural Student Affairs and Waddell & R eed Financial Services present a m oney m anagem ent workshop April 26 at 3 p.m . in B usiness/SPEA 4006 and April 27 at 6 p.m . in Business / S P E A 4095. T h e workshop, “Paying Yourself First," is designed to provide students basic information on personal financial issues.

Call Marie Rankin at 2 74-4239 b y April 21

to reserve a seat. Students, faculty and

staff are invited.

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Students learn cultural, social aspects of college life

■ Ball Residence Hall, the only dormitory on the campus, houses 278 students.

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IUPU1 students obtain a variety of cultural, social, and educational experiences while living in Ball Residence Hall, student housing on campus.

"You get a variety of cultural and social aspects and it is a learning experience because you get to meet people from different places and different cultures," said Wendy Davidson, a sophomore prr-occupational therapy major who serves as vice-president of the Residence Hall ,

While living in Ball Residence, students are able to meet other IUPU1 students they would not normally get a chance to meet because IUPU1 is a commuter college.

"You get to form tics and study groups with people in your same major or who may have the same classes," said Davidson.

According to the Department of Campus Housing. Ball Residence Hall has approximately 278 residents for this academic year. The residents are very diverse, having to be tolerant o f each other’s differences.

" I’ve been exposed to people from every walk of life," said Darett Barber, a freshman education major. "With more effort on my part and more activities, something meaningful, as far as relationships between

They can choose horn having no roommates to Barber agree however, he would 1 having two.

"Every person should have a roommate because it leaches you how to deal with people regardless of any type of mood that you may be in," said Barber.

Residents of Ball Residence have the Department of Residence Life and the Residence Hall Association (RHA), whose main goals are to en

learning and living environment.

*XXir main priority is to make the i hall a safe and comfortable place for the residents." said Davidson.

The RHA and the Residence Life provide

programs and recreational activities to help everyone's safety and comfort, such as

"1 liked the STD (sexually transmitted disease) workshop because it made me more aware o f how precious life b and for us to take core of our bodies. I feel that the programs can be better if fresh ide»

mts participate more of current movies at local cinemas.

Davidson says that a cook out and dance is planned later this month to wrap up (he end of theyetf.

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and break the monotony of classes.

‘T he programs and recreational activities help the residents to meet their neighbors and

"A lot of people complain about the rules but, living in a large environment like this.

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also brings out some o f the fun aspects of college life."

The activities cover educational, social, T enjoy the activiiies,"uud Glen Brunker. a freshmen majoring in prc-ollied health. 'They are spaced so that you don't lose interest but

Some students feel that living in Ball Residence is convenient.

"By living in the residence, you are more aware of what's going on on campus and the different activities," said Barber. "You do not have lo wony about driving back and forth to classes and parking."

Barber said overall, living in Ball Residence is a good learning experience.

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■ The suspect is described as a black male, with black hair, brown eyes and a medium complexion.

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A man armed with a handgun look about WOO from the pirking attendant at the University Place Executive Conference Center parking garage at 11:35 a.m. last Wednesday, reported Indiana University Police.

The suspect, described by 1UPD as a black male with black hair, brown eyes and a medium complexion, approached attendant Manolito E.

Powell, 28. displayed the weapon and miked for the receipts. Police said the vuspect wore a black, waist-length jacket, blue jeans and dirty, white

tennis shoes. He had a soaggly growth o f hair on his chin and sported a box-style hair cut

Powell told IUPD that the man walked down the parking garage ramp approaching the ticket booth as if he were going to ask a question. Then the man took a gun from his coat pocket, thrust it through the booth window and demanded the money, said Powell.

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IUPD officials w o e not sure if the

"We do have students living in the apartment building," said Reynolds.

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Bruce was introduced to The Sagamoreby his desktop publishing instructor in the fall semester of I99I. He filled out a Sagamore application with the intent of ultimately developing his skills in designing display advertising, but he ended up filling an opening as an account executive.

"I've been going to IUPUI for what seems to be forever, but I did graduate with a B.A. degree in liberal arts back in 1978. Several years ago. I wanted to get back into an academic environment," says Ramsey.

He says he has be Defined from his Sagamore experiences in a number of ways:

• His part-time jo b at The Sagamore has supplemented his income from the H.H.

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• H e's gaining experience not only in

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• He is improving his sales skills.

• His experience has taught him the value o f goal-setting in business and in his personal life.

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The Sagamore offers a number o f work-experience opportunities for IUPUI students, including these:

• Advertising account executives

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Applications for these exciting opportunities and other student newspaper experiences are available in The Sagamore offices in the basement of Cavanaugh Hall.

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■ Trying to re-utUize trash is the biggest fad sweeping the nation night now, but does recycling really work?

R ecycling fever is sweeping across the United Stales.

And why not? Daily we hear about loving our mother Earth, global warming, ozone holes, hazardous waste and rain forest slash and bum policies. It would seem that Armageddon is right around the comer. Citizens are dutifully collecting their recyclable materials and disposing of them in curbside recycling bins or transporting them to local drop-off centers in their communities, in - order to do their part in saving the

Earth. But what few people understand is that in our current economic market, recycling is not necessarily the best alternative.

Each year America generates 160 million tons of municipal solid waste. Only 10 percent o f this is recycled with the other 90 percent being incinerated or landfilled. The number of landfills in the United States is rapidly depleting. We are down from 14,000 open landfills in 1978 to only 5,500 today. Yes, we have a problem on our hands, but will recycling solve all of our solid waste problems? No.

Fust of all, let's look at what we are recycling which would normally be dumped into a landfill.

In the residential sector glass containers, aluminum containers, tin cans and plastics all together

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- total waste stream, by weight. All of these materials are recyclable and there is a market for them, but recycling them is hardly enough to save all of our landfills. The majority of residential waste consists of yard waste (22.6 percent) and newsprint (15.6 percent) totaling 38.2 percent of the total of the total waste by weight.

The problem: most people do not compost their yard waste and there is mote paper available to be recycled than industries can handle.

Paper consumes the most space in landfills, approximately 40 percent. It makes sense then, that we should concentrate on recycling the most of it that we can. The problem is that that is exactly what Americans are doing. We are recycling so much paper that there is an enormous glut that industries cannot handle with existing mills and technologies. This in turn is sending the price paid for paper by recycling mills down. In the northeast, newsprint is in such oversupply that prices have gone down from $60 a ton in 1987 to zero today. Many solid waste facilities in fact, are paying to have newsprint hauled away. Without a market for reused materials, recycling is pointless.

It is not as if paper industries are doing nothing about the market problem either. They are already recycling 44 percent of our

newsprint, up from 33 percent in 1988. Although there are only 11 newspaper mills in the United States and Canada currently producing r recycled newsprint, 14 more are currently under construction. The ink industry is making advances as well by developing new non-toxic, soybean-based inks as opposed to the current lead-containing inks.

Both of these factors point to higher and more profitable paper recycling. But it won't and can't happen overnight as most “greens”

argue it should.

Another problem with the logic behind recycling concerns is the costs of landfilling trash as opposed to recycling it. Waste Management, the largest waste handling and recycling corporation in the world, is finding that recycling only makes sense when landfill costs are high. The most efficient curbside recycling programs the company runs cost

$ IK) a ton to operate when collecting, sotting and cleaning of materials are taken into account.

They get that money back by selling the scrap, as well as receiving money from the municipality for not dumping this waste into the landfill. Now in New Jersey, where landfill costs are more than $100 a ton, it makes tense torecycle. Bin.if landfill fees are $35, which is the average, the sums clearly do not work.

As our existing landfills deplete, the costs for dumping are rising rapidly. Some northeastern cities, which used to pay $30 a ton a few years ago to dump their trash, are having to pay upwards of $ 100 now. It is clear to see that as time goes on, the market for recycling will grow and become economically feasible*for industries. But again, the government, as well as environmentalists should not expect the change to occut

The fact is that it will always cost money to get rid of garbage, whether it is recycled or dumped.

Arguments based on economics alone arc no longer valid in this country, but this does not mean we should completely forget them either. If the choice were strictly landfills versus recycling, recycling would win. Public participation statistics clearly show it. But the statistics are also showing that recycling will be commonplace once the market is there for the materials. People want to save the Earth, so it will happen. But not overnight.

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■ Now that Bill and Hillary Clinton are in the White House and Democrats control the Congress, how far away are we from becoming the United Socialist States of America.

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heard the constant whining for 12 years as liberals across the country complained that conservatives were ruining the nation with deregulation. Never mind the fact that Democrats Mill controlled most o f the legislative branch during that time.

For now is the time to turn our backs on the Reagan Revolution, say the proponents of change for changes sake. For year}. Republicans said government could do nothing right, so we should let private industry handle everything. They got elected and proved that they were Now Democrats have taken command, and government officials arc wasting no time poking their noses hack in where they don't belong.

L et's start with the minor annoyances. A federal safety commission last week called for a voluntary recall by General Motors of all pickups with saddle-mounted gas tanks. You all remember that controversy, where NBC news rigged an explosion during a crash test of the vehicle.

Safety Nazis everywhere rejoiced as the government still did not accept the findings that the experiment was fixed (I still think Ralph Nader had a hand in this). Never mind the fact that every over-the-road truck (that's a semi, for you laymen) in the country has saddle-mounted fuel tanks.

Why don't we call for a recall of them? Because interstate commerce would come to a screeching halt, that’s why. Even though they provide a much greater chance of accident then picl.up trucks. Also, the labor unions would never stand for it, and this is, after all, the age o f political correctness, where all special interest groups must be treated as mainstream organizations.

Shall we discuss health care? In a recent interview, Mrs. Bill Clinton said she enjoyed a healthy childhood and wants to make certain others can do the same. That's a fine sentiment, but who is going to pay for it?

Remember old Bill crying about the deficit before the election. He guaranteed the middle class a tax cut, saying that only the rich would be asked to shoulder this new burden of repaying the

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national debt. But increased spending means increased debt, even with a tax hike. That’s because a tax increase reduces the lax base (the number of people and amount of income that can be taxed). Bill wants to fix that by including anyone earning over 30 grand annually in the

"rich" category.

Well, now we’re all going to share the burden (read:

socialism)

The problem with the current thinking in liberal systems is that they do not understand live Irec market sy stem. Americans are compassionate people. They don't like to see the homeless. They don't like to sec elderly people without health care. What they do like to see is people carrying their own weight.

Under Republican programs, we had equality of opportunity. Jack Kemp's proposed enterprise zones for inner cities would allow the opportunity for people to better their plight. The same is true o f his programs for tenant ownership of housing projects.

Democratic proposals, on the other hand, seek equality of outcome (read: socialism). They want free health care for everyone.

Zero unemployment. Free chihjkorc for parents.

Remember what happened to the Soviet Union? They went bankrupt paying for programs like these.

It is a known fact that if everyone gets the same benefits in the end. regardless of the effort put in. no effort will be put forth. Why bother? Why should I work sixty hours a week to provide for my family when the welfare hog will do it for me if I don't work at all?

The bottom line Is this: if you lake aw ay the work ethic, you take yiway the incentive to work. That is socialism. And if that's what you want, please move to China.

Those o f us who believe in the Constitution like it here in America.__________________________________________________

TmtD. McSttiry is a junior majoring in journalism. His column, I7VZD, will appear regularly in The Sagamore, presenting a conservative political viewpoint on a liberal university campus

IU locked in controversy

M Proposed land sale brings out students concents, causes demonstration at Bloomington office of university president.

About 8p Indiana University students demonstrated outside the office of school president Thomas Ehrlich today, protesting a possible sale o f land for a toxic waste

Students have opposed the project as

"environmental racism" because it would locate a polluting industry in a poor area of Mississippi that is 70 percent black.

Ehrlich is on the board of directors o f the IU Foundation, which owns the property.

The foundation had planned to sell the property to Federated Technologies of Mississippi Inc. Students were highly critical of the plan and a solution appeared in place when the company let its option drop.

The Foundation then agreed to sell the land to a California man for agricultural development, but it wasnben revealed that that buyer also had given FTM an option to buy.

The foundation announced it was conducting an internal inveMigation o f the proposed land sale, but that no results o f the probe or further comment would be

available until May 3.

Students say they will be in final exams at that point and are asking the Foundation to back out of the agreement with the California buypr.

Two groups, live Student Environmental Action Coalition and the Noxubee County Committee, began demonstrations last week at Dunn Meadow on the campus.

Aside from laughing at the obvious problems with (he sit-in at Ehrlich's office (he was not even in Bloomington, but rather was at his Indianapolis office at the lime o f the protest), there lies a deeper problem.

While students should most certainly speak out on issues of public concern, the land is for sale and what the purchasing companies want to do with it is perfectly legal. However, the politically correct radicals on campus have thrown in an ugly word - racism - as an attempt at getting their way. This type o f terrorism should be exposed for the manipulative nonsense that it is.

Associated Press and Trent McNeHey for The Sagamore

The Sagamore welcomes letters and columns from our readers

Readers are invited to submit columns or letters on any topic. Both should be limited to 500 words in length. Students contributing lejjers should include a phone number; class standing and major. Faculty, staff and administrators should include department and title. Columnists should consult with the editor*m- c)lief.

Tht Sagamore reserves lire right to edit letters and columns for length and style. Submissions can be made in person at The Sagamore office located in the basement o f Cavanaugh Hall. CA00IG or mailed to:

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Y o u r v o ic e

IUPUI should do to help protect the environment?

“They need recycling bins for tin cans and paper products because there is a lot o f trash laying

“The students should be more aware o f putting their trash and cigarette butts in the trash cans. 1 think the students are more responsible than the university/

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“First o fall w should obey the laws and try to be more informed on what we can do. Students should read more material and attend the lectures on these

T hey already do the aluminum thing.

Maybe more paper recycling would help.

Especially in the library: The second floords always trashed with printer paper.0

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I The National Institute for Fitness and Sport strives to improve the health and well-being of its members.

By Brian Mohr lie Safim irt

Since ils creation in I9K5, the National Institute for Fitness and Sport (NIFS) has worked hard to promote the level of health in the Indianapolis community.

In 1988 the facility opened a 117,000 square foot fitnevs center on the IUPUI campus to provide ihe surrounding community with the maximum of health and fitness services.

Rita DcKlycn, director of marketing for NIFS. said there aren’t many workout centers in the country that can compare with the institute.

“With Hie various types of workout equipment, programs and/or classes we have to offer. I really feel like this institute is one of, if not the top. in the nation." DeKlyen said.

The quality of instructors that NIFS has to offer to the public is also something that most fitness or

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■ IUPUI graduateTrischa Zorn adds another award to her collection.

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When looking at all the achievements compiled in her career, few things could mean more to IUPUI graduate Trischa Zorn than the honor she just received.

Zorn, a world-class swimmer who can already claim 12 collegiate gold medals and 12 world records, was recognized recently as the winner of the Franklin Delano Roosevelt award for the physically challenged.

The award was presented at the National Athletic Awards ceremonies in Detroit.

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The story of Trischa Zom, legally blind with a vision of 900/20 is one of the most compelling to be told. Bom with eye deficiency anaridia, Zom has no irises in her eyes.

Perhaps the only person who does not think of Zorn’s sight is Trischa herself.

As an undergraduate at the University of Nebraska, Zom dominated college swimming. She was named an All American four successive years.

While looking for a graduate school, the training facilities available at the IUPUI Nalatorium and the quality of the degree in school administration brought Zom to Indianapolis.

"The people here arc great This b a great city and I really like it here,"

After receiving her degree, Trischa is now teaching at Indianapolis Public School III. She leaches emotionally and physically handicapped children.

Although her swimming career has been pot on hold due to her start in teaching, the Roosevelt award is a symbol that her accomplishments are anything but forgotten

"I was surprised to win it, but very honored. It is such a great award and I am very happy." she said.

For now, Trischa Zom b weighing her options, and w ill decide in the late summer if she will be making a bid for an Olympic medal.

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