LECTURE ROOM AND LIBRARY.
AUDITORIUM.
"Weiss," our college barber, has a great time kidding the boys while cutting hair. He has reverted to the old custom of traveling from house to house after school hours, but on Sunday mornings it is comical to see four or five waiting in the gymnasium whil~ he is cutting a sixth's hair in the locker room. "Weiss"
has a record of seven cuts in one hour.
We hope the Class of 1916 will be as for- tunate as we in having such an efficient stiident barber.
In the College Barber Shop.
Otto Eckl-" I would like to have my hair cut."
Joe Weissmueller - "Any special way?"
Otto-"Yes, off."
Weismueller-"Would you like any- thing on your face when I am finished?"
· Strohmer-"You might leave my nose."
Classified Ads.
Wanted-A boys' rest room.
OUR COLLEGE BARBER.
For Sale-First class lot of grade "A" excuses. Apply-Freshmen.
For Sale-Any number of original Keystones. Phone Thierry.
For Sale-Back examination papers from 1897 to 1915. See Linde.
Wanted-A College Campus. By Student Body.
Lost-Some films. See Braun or Romeiser.
Keystone Popularity Contest.
First-Thierry.
Second-W eissmueller.
Third-Braun.
Dr. Ocker-"Who are the four class leaders?"
Strohmer stands up alone.
Jane Culmer-"Mr. Rath, are opposite arms considered as different parts of the body?"
Mr. Krull-"If anyone else wishes to leave the room please go now."
Pupil-"Where to?"
Mr. Krull-"! don't care where."
Mr. Krull-"Do you know why these fiats are placed here?"
W eismueller-"I see you putting them there."
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Familiar Sounds.
"Has the mail-man come?"
"Did I get a letter?"
"This is fish night."
"Have you studied your review?"
"What's the Swed- ish lesson?"
"Dr. Ocker was out at my school today."
"Does anyone know anything about this bas- ketball that was left out?"
"Say, fellows, don't make so much noise."
"The shower doesn't work right. We can't regulate the hot and cold
water." SOME OF' OUR STOUT GYMNASTS HAVE DIFFICULTY
"Can we sing this CRAWLING THROUGH THE LADDER. NO USE
morning?" MENTIONING NAMES.
"Left, right, left, right."
"Got those films, Braun?''
Big Bite Club.
President-Alvin Roemiser.
Vice-President--Otto Eckl.
Secretary and Treasurer-Louis Thierry.
Members-Otto Eckl, Alvin Romeiser, Louis Thierry.
Motto-"Bite while the biting is good."
Jailless Crimes.
Killing time. Killing flies. Hanging pictures. Stealing bases.
Running over a new song. Smothering a laugh or a sneeze (ask Mary).
Murdering the English language.
Emma C.-"My hair is falling out dreadfully; can you recommend something to keep it in?"
Helen H.-"Certainly, here is a perfectly good candy box."
Mr. Krull-"Mr. Stempfel, will you and~ that little boy back there come forward?" The Little bqy" happened to be Evans.)
Dr. Henry's favorite expression-"Wha-da-ya.-wana-ask ?"
In Physiology Class-Freshmen stuck their heads in the door to .see what class was there. Every one laughed. Dr. Reed-"What are they, anyhow?"
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