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Letters to the Editor
2 FIAT L U X , ALFRED, N E W Y O R K
FIAT LUX Alfred, New York
Vol. 61, No. 4 October 19, 1973 EDITORIAL BOARD
Editor-in-Chief-Kathleen Horner Managing Editor—A//Wc/ Humphrey
Executive Editor-Dave Gruder
News Editor—J/'/y/7e Hackett Features Editor-Sob Carlish Arts Editor-Barb Gregory Sports Editor-Fred George Business Manager-Gary Manfred Photography Editor~J/'m Wilterdink Advertising Manager-Diane Reynolds Circulation Manager-.Kev/n Fagan
Faculty Advisor-Dr. Fran Hassencahl WRITERS
KathyArcano Joseph Baird Claudia Chase Marian DeSessa Karen Gruschow Evan Katz Scott Koplar Bill Mahr Harry Merritt Barb Peer Rod Routhier Mike Schwartz
Jon Sherer jom Sweetland
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Opinions expressed under bylines in this newspaper are not necessarily those of the Editorial Board.
Published weekly during the school year (August-May) except during vacation periods.
Editorials
Getting stuck for Your Sticker?
This semester, for the first time, students using the university meal plans carry a sticker on their I.D. cards instead of a separate card altogether. This was a fine gesture on the part of the food service in that they felt that it was easier to carry one card than two, and that the old cardboard cards wore out too often.
With any new system come problems and the sticker idea is no exception. Many have found that the color and number of the sticker wears off with ordinary use. Others, (only a few), lost their sticker because it was not properly adheared. This certainly is not the case in most instances, and we cannot condemn the food service for these isolated cases.
However, we do question its policy concerning the replacement of these stickers. If a student's meal plan number is not ledgible, or the colored backing is obscured beyond recognition, he must purchase a new sticker for the price of $1.00.
It is the opinion of the Director of Food Services, John Hansel, that this cost effectively safe- guards against torrents of students requesting new stickers unjustifiably.
What possible reason could make a student demand replacement of a sticker without cause? Are there sticker collectors in our midst? Records are kept by the Food Service listing members of each of the meal plans. Simple checking of these records would prevent anyone from changing sticker colors to the 7 day meal plan. If by chance a student wanted a new sticker simply because he was tired of his card would show that he didn't need it. Should a student try to get a 7 day card for his 5 day friend, his attempt would fail when the sticker was applied to his card at the office when he picked it up. Hansel's fears are too easily alleviated to be sound.
If the stickers are faultily made or adhered, the student is not to be blamed. He has paid for his meals and deserves to eaf them at the cost of his meal plan, and not be charged extra for that which is beyond his control.
Kathleen Horner Editor's note: Due to the mid-semester break next week, and the many readers and staff members planning vacations for that time, the Fiat Lux will not be published on October 26.
Our next issue will come out the following week. Have a nice break!
A c t i o n . . .
Q: What's the story with the silverware at the Brick? I can't seem to get any silverware at all at dinner time.
A: 1 wonder how many people who eat in the dinning halls have silverware in their rooms?
According to the manager of the Brick, the silverware has been steadily disappearing and we all know that silverware doesn't evaporate all on its own. It needs a little help. So folks, if you want a fork and knife at dinner, maybe you should bring the set you borrowed for your room down to your meal. Or, if you're super considerate you might even recycle your silverware back into the dining halls. Remember, if even half of us take a set of silverware from the dinning halls, that means a lot of us will be inconvenienced.
If you have any questions or complaints, and do not know where to go to get them taken care of.
Q: Is there any hope of the Ade Hall clock being repaired? If money is the problem I know I would be willing to contribute, perhaps others would also.
Thank you for your time and effort.
A: As you have probably noticed, the clock has finally been replaced. According to Bob Kelly, A.U. Business Manager, the old clock will hopefully be repaired and placed back into its original housing. Should the temporary clock become non-functional, call Mr. Gene Slack, director of the Physical Plant, and he will hopefully see to it that it is repaired. That also goes for any objects around campus which you find are broken. Call Mr. Slack's office and he will be more than glad to holp.
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Our Humble Apologies
To the Editor:
Pertaining to the article, written by Mike Schwartz that was in the Fiat of Oct. 5th, that was written about student-teaching in Arkport. I felt it was in extremely poor taste. I was startled to find that the teacher Mike refered to actually does teach in Arkport. I hope that Mike now realizes that the article was slanderous. It shocked me to think that the Fiat would print such material. Is the paper that desperate for articles? I am not sure how many other students agree with me. But I for one resent the school paper being used as a slander sheet.
Anonymous Editor's note: In this issue, Mike explains the mistake which resulted in the problem to which you refer. We sincerely apologize for the injustice done to Mr. Goodsell and will take every precaution in the future to see that this does not happen again. We thank you for your concern.
Women Enjoy Taking the Pill?
Dear Editor:
After reading Scott Koplar's article on contraceptives, I couldn't help but write. Hasn't he yet learned that Madison Avenue isn't a bunch of buggeymen out to destroy the world but just a group of people who would enjoy a little profit?
The reason birth control for women is developed is not so men can push women around but because women will buy the contraceptives.
The reason for this dates back to five billion B.C. The cave man "walked up to the cavegirl and said, "Hey baby want to come up and see my stalactites." When she answered, "Sure anything," and anything went on she soon discovered a bulge in her belly.
She decided something had to be done. She would whisper in the caveman's ear, "but what if I get a bulging belly" and he would find some great plan to prevent unwanted pregnancy. He would stand on his head or eat three pounds of garlic and tell his girl this method was guaranteed. Somehow these methods only worked for a short time and another cavegirl was pregnant.
The cavegirl was forced out of sex. Morals were set down, a female couldn't have sex unless she planned to live with the guy forever. Mother so frightened because she had become pregnant, convinced her cave daughter to forget the whole thing. So she forgot it and told the generations to follow to forget it, and most of them did.
Then someone discovered it wasn't worthwhile to forget, but the line kept reappearing, "What if I get pregnant?" The man who now lived in a house and worked for Madison Avenue thought of many suggestions, probably whispered to him by his lover in the night. When he suggested a pill that would prevent pregnancy completely his lover cheered because she had control. He didn't eat three pounds of garlic or stand on his head, she swallowed a pill at bedtime and didn't get pregnant. Madison Avenue was praised.
Can anyone really believe a woman wants to hear "Sorry honey, I forgot my pill." She wants the lines, she wants the control. Women deserve this freedom. Mr. Koplar, I don't think you're a constipated prude, just a constipated Male Chauve.
Love, Suzy Merkert
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B a n d " Attention Lovers!Soccer Fan Replies
Dear Editor,
I am responding to a response from 'A Senior' regarding my letter which appeared in the October 5 edition of the Fiat Lux. I would like to clarify the stand I took in regard to the conflicting schedule of football and soccer.
First of all I did not state that the above mentioned schedule conflict would kill soccer interest on campus. I merely stated that if the Athletic Department is trying to kill soccer interest on campus, they are doing one damn good job. There is a big difference in the two statements if you read them carefully.
Secondly, I do not doubt Coach Obergfell's ability to keep up interest in soccer, but when only two dozen people show up for a soccer game something is definitely wrong.
Finally, whether or not Coach "O" instills pride within his players, and expects 100% effort from them has no bearing on attendance at soccer games. I was not criticizing Coach Obergfell's ability as a coach by any means. I was trying to bring across the point that student soccer interest on campus will continue to lag if this scheduling conflict continues.
I too agree soccer is a highly respected sport, but when only a score or two of people show up for a soccer match respect cannot be related to attendance. By scheduling soccer and football simultaneously the Athletic Department cannot possibly expect soccer interest on campus to grow at a very quick rate.
Evan Katz Tefft 314
Sticker Thief on the Loose
Dear Editor:
It never ceases to amaze me what you kids can think of to do next! I realize that there is a parking problem on Campus (no one realizes as much as the Faculty-Staff who are employed at Herrick Library) but, I think that the incident to which I am about to refer takes the "cake."
Unbeknownst to an employee of the Library, a Ceramic Engineering student removed the Faculty-Staff sticker from her rear bumper and placed it on his rear bumper. This (he felt) enabled him to park in the RESERVED section (supposedly for those Faculty-Staff who are employed in the Library) of the Library parking lot! How he removed the sticker I'll never know.
Is nothing sacred on this campus? I would just like to warn the rest of the Alfred University Faculty-Staff Community to "Watch your Faculty-Staff bumper Stickers!" (And anything else that is removable on your vehicles.)
Sincerely, A Library Employee, who still has both of my bumper stickers!
A r t "Critic" Admonished
To the Editor:
It was my intended hope never to have to write this note. But the Alfred Fates went against my wish. As some of your readers may be aware, the Fosdick-Nelson Gallery of the Division of Art and Design initiated its use this year with a Faculty Art Exhibition. Sometime between Friday evening, October 12, and Sunday evening, October 14, a neon-tube sculpture by Harland Snodgrass was vandalized (more like violated) by a heavy-footed jack-boot. That is a Neanderthal (I may be rendering an injustice to that ancient race) form of art criticism.
A Rockefeller Fund Report in 1965 noted: "The panel is motivated by the conviction that the arts are not for a privileged few but for the many, that their place is not on the periphery of society but of its center, that they are not just a form of recreation but are of central importance to our well-being and happiness." No better advice could be given to Alfred University and its students in its critical moment of change that this.
I would like to conclude with a positive interpretation of the IBM admonition, "do not spindle, fold or mutilate" man's creative energies.
R i c h a r d I). Kavesh Gallery Director
Forums on Human Sexuality will present the movie "The Boys In The Band" on October 21 at 7:30 p.m. in the Science Center. Admission is free. The movie is a preparation for the October 23 forum, "Homosexuality and Lesbianism:
Variations of Sexual Behavior". The forum is at 7:30 p.m. in Ade Hall.
Forum on Indian Literature
"The Circle" (American Indian Literature) will be the forum topic on October 23rd. This forum will be sixth in the series entitled "Where Are We Now: Perspectives on the 60's". The forum will take place in the Parents Lounge of the Campus Center at 11:00 a.m. The speaker will be Mrs.
Elizabeth Siblev.
Colloquium to Begin
Alfred University's fall-semester colloquium on literature and the arts will open October 24 with a 7:30 p.m. talk in Howell Hall by Dr. Steven R.
Phillips, assistant professor of English.
Phillips will discuss the relationship of a system of mythology called "monomyth" to literary criticism. The area public is invited to attend without charge.
Kodak Develops 6 G's for Alfred
The Eastman Kodak Company of Rochester has awarded Alfred University an unrestricted gift of
$6,000, it was announced last week.
The award was part of $3.5-million in educational grants Kodak is contributing this year to 300 colleges and universities across the United States.
Library Council to Meet
The seventh annual meeting of the South Central Research Library Council, consisting of librarians from 33 member educational institutions on the Souther Tier, was held here today.
The group met in the new Scholes Library of Ceramics at the New York State College of Ceramics at Alfred University. The afternoon session, devoted to audiovisual materials, will number among its participants Robin R. B.
Murray, director of the Scholes Library; and Frederick K. Hoffman, head librarian at the State University Agricultural and Technical College at Alfred.
Four to Guidance Convention
Four representatives from Alfred University will participate in the eighth annual convention of the New York State Personnel and Guidance Association October 22-25 at the Concord Hotel, Kiamesha Lake.
They are D. Lynn Redmond and Richard A.
Bergh, associate directors of admissions; and Drs. William C. LaCourse and Harrie J. Stevens Jr., assistant professors of glass science at the New York State College of Ceramics at Alfred University.
Prof. Bags 2nd Doctorate Academic life's highest earned degree, the doctorate of philosophy, requires years of study and mastery of subject matter. To obtain it at all is no easy task. To obtain it twice is a rare accomplishment.
An Alfred University assistant professor of Romance languages, Dr. Paul Kohler, has done just that. Some 24 years after embarking on studies in comparative literature at the University of Innsbruck, Austria, he was awarded his second doctorate.
T h r e e y e a r s a g o Kohler e a r n e d his first Ph.D..
in S p a n i s h at the University of Toronto C a n a d a
Expectant Parent's Classes to be held Oct. 23, 30, Nov. 6, 13, at 7:30 - 9:00 p.m. at Cuba Hospital through the cooperative services of Allegany Co.
Health Dept., Alfred University School of Nursing and Cuba Hospital. Classes are open to the public presenting information on nutrition, all phases of labor and delivery, tour of the hospital, care of mother and newborn and early childhood care.
Couples are invited. For further information:
A.U. School of Nursing, 607-871-2181 Allegany Co. Health Dept., 716-466-7694
Cuba Hospital, 716-968-2000
Mrs. Cunin Becomes Dr. Cunin
Mrs. Bertha H. Cunin, lecturer in psychology at Alfred University, has completed all require- ments at the University, has completed all requirements at the University of Montana, Missoula, for the degree of doctor of philosophy in psychology.
Job Opportunity?
MATECO Marketing, a stereo equipment distributor, is interested in hiring students as campus sales personnel on a part-time basis.
Interested students should contact:
Mr. Herbert Leifer Marketing Coordinator
Mateco Marketing 2124Utica Avenue Brooklyn, New York 11234
Femmes Discuss Advertising
The advertising Women of New York Foundation Inc. is sponsoring the 17th annual Advertising Career Conference. This Conference has been created for seniors (and faculty) majoring, or with a major interest in communications or allied fields (TV, journalism, broadcasting/radio, media buying and selling, art, public relations, etc.).
All details as to cost, registration forms, program, etc. are available at the Placement Office in Allen Hall. Reservations should be confirmed by OCTOBER 26, 1973.
N e w Faculty Appointed
Three new faculty and administrative appointments were announced last week by Alfred University.
The new appointees and their positions are:
Mrs. Linn Underhill, lecturer in photography.
Keith H. Higbee, coordinator of instructional technology.
Frederick S. Wechsler, part-time counselor.
8 Participate in Workshop
Eight Faculty members from Alfred University will participate October 17-20 in an instructional diagnosis workshop at Elmira College.
They are Mrs. Helen K. Frost, assistant professor of nursing; Daniel Davidson, assistant professor of painting; Dr. Steven R. Phillips, assistant professor of English; Dr. Benjamin W.
Howard, assistant professor of English; Dr.
Harrie J. Stevens Jr., assistant professor of glass science; Mrs. Dorothy M. Towe, assistant professor of psychology; Dr. George C. Towe, professor of physics; and Dr. John C. Gilmour, associate professor of philosophy.
The workshop is being sponsored by the College Center of the Finger Lakes, a cooperative association of Western New York colleges and universities of which Alfred is a member.
Get 'em While They're Hot
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Student Assembly Announces Winners In Student Hearing Board Elections
Sex Openly Discussed
A small comic book containing the ten most asked questions about sexuality provided the framework for the human sexuality lecture given by Dr. Sol Gordon, president of Child and Family Studies Program at Syracuse University. He is also director of the Family Planning Center of the same institution.
Dr. Gordon individually answered seven of the questions in the book, seasoning the facts with bits of humor and with his past experiences in the field. The three remaining questions concerning VD, abortion, and contraception were omitted, since they were answered at previous sexuality forums. These are the heavy seven according to Dr. Gordon:
1. Everybody's into it now-masturbation. Dr.
Gordon revealed that masturbation is a normal thing for males and females to engage in. It's harmless, so enjoy it!
2. The female orgasm. There seems to be much uncertainty about the orgasm. Dr. Gordon set light to the subject when he assured the women in the audience not to worry if they didn't have an orgasm everytime they had intercourse. This is considered perfectly normal.
3. There is no supremecy of male over female in the area of orgasm. Ejaculation does not always constitute an orgasm, Dr. Gordon stated.
4. Since guys first began to use urinals, their obsession has been comparing their penis to the size of the fellow's in the next urinal. Compare no more, men! One cannot judge the size of the penis when it is not erect. When erect, all penises are the same size.
5. If you have fantasies involving yourself and a member of your same sex, then take a deep breath and learn that you are not a homosexual.
Dr. Gordon defined a homosexual as a person who in adult life prefers and has sex with members of the same sex.
6. So, you engage in oral and anal sex? If both of you are mature and the activities don't hurt anyone, it's fine.
7. Dr. Gordon briefly touched on the subject of pornography. "This kind of literature is' harmless, but," questioned the speaker, "where is your imagination?"
Remember when you brought home your first questions about sex? More than likely you were told to 'ask when you get older', or you were handed an 'informative' book to answer that question. Dr. Gordon urged all present to be the sex-educators of their children. He asked the audience to provide the type of education that the schools don't provide.
In the time that followed, questions from the floor were answeered. At the close of the forum, Dr. Gordon provided for a short question-answer period for people that desired personal attention.
Pot Lobby Organizing
On September 1,1973, New York State enacted a new drug law sharply stiffening penalties for possession or sale of drugs. You are, no doubt, aware of this action.
An organization called The New York Student Lobby, headquartered at Ithaca College, is coordinating a statewide student movement against the new law with respect to marijuana.
An organizational meeting of all colleges and universities of New York is going to be held on the weekend of October 12-14 in Ithaca. Housing will be provided.
Student support is urgently needed to help the student lobby make this come about. If you are interested in doing something about the decriminalization of marijuana, contact your student government. For additional information, drop us a line c/o Executive Board Office. Ithaca College. Ithaca, New York 14850.
At the October 11 Student Assembly meeting the results of the campus election of the Student Hearing Board were announced. Sue Perry, Lois Szarejko, Stefanie Gray, Ken Baron, Ernie Cobb, and Maria Balduzzi are the student members. Dr.
Thomas Rasmussen and Mr. Gerald Hopkins are the faculty members, and Dean Donald King is the administration member. Mark Lynch was elected as Alternate on the University Council. An estimated two hundred votes were cast in this election.
The amendment proposed by Bob Frank which has caused some discussion at other meetings and has been postponed twice was again brought up for discussion. The amendment which read,
"A simple majority of the Student Assembly shall override a positive recommendation of the Financial Committee," failed when put to a vote after a lengthy discussion.
The Alfred Guild presented a financial proposal of $500. This will be voted upon at the October 30 meeting.
Paul Cahn and George Karras reported that they attended a budgeting meeting for the student organizations with Dean Odle and members of the other organizations. It was resolved that there is not enough money for student activities and that budgeting will no longer be on a per-capita basis but will use zero budgeting. This budgeting will be done by the S. A. Financial Committee and officers.
It was announced that all Student Store profits will be used for Student Sore improvements and that these profits cannot be directed into any other program.
George Karras reported, at the October 16 meeting, that Paul (Cahn) and he had talked with Dr. Barton concerning student reports that some faculty members were not making up cancelled class time. Dr. Barton said that faculty are required to make up the time or assign work to the students to make up for the time; if this doesn't happen the student should go to the professor and discuss the matter. If the student
San Salvador Courses Outlined
Now is the time to make your arrangements to go to San Salvador Island for one or more one-month courses at the CCFL/Bahamas campus. Courses to be offered are the following:
November-December: Botany, Bird Study and Ethnomusicology
January: Marine Biology, Marine Geology, and Psychological Anthropology
February: Paleontology, Health and Historic Archaeology I
March: Environmental Chemistry, Community Study and Historic Archaeology II
April-May: Independent Studies in Ecology and Art Study and Research
May-June: Prehistoric Archaeology I-IV
The approximate cost is $350 per course for tuition, room and board, plus travel. If you fly from Alfred, it's $220, but there are less expensive ways to travel. See Frank Trice in Room 8, Myers Hall, for further information.
Don't delay!
International Card Handy
Students planning a trip abroad this year might consider obtaining an International Student Identity Card (ISIC). The ISIC is sponsored by the International Student Travel Conference and is for full time students in higher education.
The ISIC card provides the student with discounts to museums, cinemas, theatres, and places of cultural and historical interest abroad.
The European student travel organizations also offer various money saving facilities to holders of the ISIC. These include student hostels and restaurants, and low cost transportation on student charter flights.
The 1974 ISIC is valid from October 1, 1973 until December 31, 1974. Anyone interested in obtaining an ISIC may pick up a form at the Student Affairs Office.
does not receive satisfaction he is then to go to the Head of the department, then to the Dean of the college involved, and as a last resort, to Dr.
Barton, himself. George said that a resolution is being written concerning this matter and that it will be presented to the University Council.
George reported that the University does not seem interested in taking the responsibility of a check-cashing group. One of the major responsibilities would be to "track down"
students who left town after cashing checks that didn't have sufficient funds backing them. The reasons for this lack of interest are that the people who would handle the responsibilities involved are too busy, the University doesn't have the money to back such a venture and it would add to the already long list of people the University is trying to find now. Other alternatives to University backing were dis- cussed.
A faculty evaluation that is to be written and published by the students for the campus-wide use is a project which may begin soon. A Faculty Evaluation Committee that is to write a questionnaire, distribute it and compile the information will be established if enough interest is generated.
Paul said that S. A. is in the process of establishing a new ride board. He said that this hopefully will include a four or five state area and will be established in the Campus Center.
The ad hoc Faculty Advising Committee requested that the S. A. elect two representatives to the Committee. The committee's purpose is to improve faculty advising,
the Ontology Club requested $300 in their financial proposal.
It was announced that President Miles will be present at the October 30 S. A. meeting for a forum-type discussion.
Also, John Hansel will talk in a forum on October 23, the next meeting, of S. A. Any student questions concerning meals will be answered by him at this time.
What Next for Fraternity Row?
by Barb Peer
Now that the University's sudden eruption of aesthetic ardor is keeping us on our toes and off the grass, what could be in store for Fraternity Row? Will their zeal create a lovely linden-lined boulevard in the midst of our budding metropolis?
Mr. Heywood, who knows about these things, admits that there is virtually nothing in store for the road. The new dorms will be built between Frat Row and New Dorm (sic) but they will be facing the valley. There will be an extension connecting Frat Row with the road to the observatory. This will provide parking space for the new dorms, but in all other respects, the road will remain untouched.
Ill-fated from its conception, Frat Row carried its first traffic in the mid-60's. According to the original plans, the fraternities would build their houses on AU property, avoiding the local property tax on new houses. The convenient scheme found its way to the New York State courts, who handed down the decision that the frats would have to pay the full property tax.
This, along with the costs of bringing water, gas, electricity, and a sewer system up to the new sites, discouraged the frats from carrying out their plans.
Since then, the road has been successfully resisting all attempts at cultural assimilation.
The University first tried leaving it open, Until the accumulation of litter proved too costly to cope with. The amphitheatre has remained in a state lonely neglect since its completion, and the University still has not got enough money to install street lighting.
Now, of course, Frat Row is permanently opened, and has become an integral part of the pedestrian campus. The dark nights may prove to be a problem for pedestrians, but there's no need for concern; the University is sure to see the light after the first few contusions.
October 19, 1973 FIAT LUX, ALFRED, NEW YORK S
That Was The
Weekend That
6 FIAT LUX, ALFRED, N E W YORK O c t o b e r 19, 1973
Dust to Dust
Mike S c h w a r t z
An apology:
Two weeks ago I wrote an article dealing with my observations in Arkport Central School. In that article was inadvertently typed a slanderous assault upon the good nature of Mr. Goodsell, my sponser teacher. I would like to take this time to publicly apologize to Mr. Goodsell, Mr.
Goodspeed, the Principal, and to all of the residents of Arkport.
A bit of explanation is due here. It seems that the typist had misread my article and had put words into Mr. Goodsell's mouth that he had never said. This is a mechanical error, but an error nevertheless, as the writer of the article, I must take full responsibility.
The entire article, as I see now, was in bad
Fraternal News
The brothers and sisters of Alfred University's nine fraternities and sororities are spearheading a three-part drive to collect money for UNICEF.
On Sunday evening, October 28, the Pan Hellenic members will be canvassing the A. U.
dormitories in a door-to-door effort; on Monday, October 29, they will have a booth set up in the Campus Center Lobby; and on Halloween night, October 31, the Pan Hellenics will be escorting local children in their community-wide drive to collect donations so that children their own age may have adequate food, clothing, shelter, and education
All the members of Pan Hellenic hope that you will find it in your hearts to give so that all the children in the world may know life as satisfying and meaningful.
DELTA SIG
fl Great Weekend at Delta Sig. Many old brothers came back and enjoyed themselves.
f Jim "Jumbo" Bassage played the best game of his career. He picked up a blocked punt and raced 21 yards for a "TD".
f Also quarterback Tom "T" Vredenburgh did a great job at guiding the Saxon offense to a big win over St. Lawrence.
H Brains has begun a great singing career. He was singing with the band Saturday nite, plus playing the Broom. No guitars were available.
H Geo and Kim "Cannon 308" had their pictures taken together. Geo is going to use it as a pin-up.
f Mark "Eggs" Estron had his Jamestown Honey up for the weekend.
f Jim Kelsey and Peggy are now known as Big Wheelie and the Hubcap.
H Jim Hundyerford lost out again this weekend.
His date "P. G." poured a beer on him and then passed out.
I Lee Raisfeld-Why didn't you take Phillis.
KLAN
H It was an excellent weekend at the ole' KA house. It was great to have all the old "bros."
back. Lucky Homecoming is only once a year.
More than that the house (and brothers) couldn't take.
K At last look, eight of the twelve "BROS." on the football team were starting. Peterson, Warner, Van Cura, and Gulvin have been doing an excellent job on the "D'
U We have two brand new pledges, named Rich Killigran (Killer) and Alec Kronish (Nurd) respectively. With a little bit of luck they should be brothers by Xmas.
K Ellen K. Shaller, the original house mother was back last weekend. She looked like she could still go fifteen rounds. (She sure as hell still can drink).
H David Blaine Mays did a job of artistic genius on the homecoming sign. It seems through the years the judges don't really judge the art but the movable pieces on a sign. (No sour grapes intended.)
II The buffet put on by the new steward Don
"Satchme" Swick was delicious.
! Gully had a date that was shaped like one of those old Pepsi-Cola bottles.
U Old, stupid, Steady #72 is in love once more.
At least this time the girl is a "sweet-heart".
U The party was good, though truthfully not the best. Still, you would have to look hard to find any better.
taste. I did not realize the consequences of such an article and now I do. I did not realize that the teaching profession is as sacred as law or medicine. And as a teacher, the ethics involved constitute silence.
If what I wrote appeared to be at all demeaning to the school, or to the teachers, or to the pupils, it was not intended. I did not mean to do harm to anybody. It was just my first reaction to that situation, and I reacted like a newspaperman.
Again, let me say that Mr. Goodsell is the kindest of men and should not be thought of in any other way. He is a fine teacher and a credit to the school system. If what I said gave any indication otherwise, it was not intended. He had never said anything about any of his students to me. And this should be noted. It was all a misunderstanding and an error.
Once again, I wish to express my apologies to Mr. Goodsell and to all of the people of Arkport and to the pupils of the school who were offended by the article.
Concert System Questioned When my roomie told me the news I almost wished that I hadn't heard it. It was unbelievable and ridiculous. As a joke I might have laughed but this was serious.
On one of the biggest weekends that ever happens around here, on the weekend when everyone is looking for some good times, good food and especially some good sounds we invite two groups called Tracy Nelson and Mother Earth and Fanny. You can imagine how let down I felt when all prior rumors indicated that the Allman Brothers would be here.
Don't misunderstand me, I'm not putting down Mother Earth or Fanny. I have no right to since this article was drafted before I've seen them and, who knows, they might be damn good in which case I'd turn into a Fanny lover forever.
But I had really hoped, that before my four years were up, I would have the grand opportunity to see a-"name" group in concert. You know, one that put out nine or ten'hit albums. What happened to the good old days when The James Gang, Blood, Sweat and Tears, and Simon and Garfunkel came to Alfred? Yes, McKendree Spring played here and they were excellent but twice is enough.
The Studbui Activity Board has roughly
$32,000 to work with for the entire year. That is hardly enough to bring the type of groups here that we'd like to see.
First of all, and let's face it, Alfred is not exactly the entertainment captial of New York.
HoweVer, I do believe that the University, in it's meager way, is trying to remedy the situation. To keep the students from jumping out of their windows in those weeks of tenuous boredom, the Student Activities Board tries to sponsor as many concerts, beer blasts, etc. as possible. With a little arithmetic, if you divide "many" into $32,000 you come up with a figure of roughly three to six thousand dollars per concert. What's the going price of the Stones these days?
There is another major problem that arises and that is the problem of space. Assume by the Grace of God that the Dead were to come to Alfred. Outside of the hysteria at the Alfred chapter of the Deadheads, I believe there would be a tremendous rush for tickets. It is quite obvious to anyone that there is no building big enough to house the entire student population of this campus so how are they going to determine who gets to see the concert? Maybe they'll use the first come, first served method. If you happen to be. one of the lucky ones who has classes when they put the tickets up for sale then you're out of luck. Besides, the Deadheads will be in line before anyone else, because they'll pitch tents in front of the center weeks in advance, eagerly awaiting for the tickets to go one sale.
Sorry. For all you people who do not know what a Deadhead is I offer the following definition:
Deadhead - nothing upstairs but ground up Dead album covers and other related paraphernalia.
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Distant Thoughts
The Haltings of the Menstrual Flow
by Scott Koplar
In the past weeks, Womens' Liberation has gone through much hoopla what with Curlicue King beating the pants off Sugar Daddy Riggs and Ms. magazine celebrating its first birthday as if it were having its first period. Great strides forward toward "Equality" between men and women.
Almost true-strides forward were made, though not great. Ms., alone, will one day provide a great study of reverse psychology. But there is still a long way to go until "Equality" is a way of life. There will be concessions to be made by both sides but one side, the women, will have to make theirs first. It will be many years until they will be able to or willing to make their concession.
The concession will involve the capitulation of much that distinguishes them as female.
Last week I discussed what I feel to be the real reasons for the new acceptance of birth control and abortion. It is due to the pressure of over-population and the desire for social stability through population control. The womens' movement has rationalized this motive with the contention that a woman should be able to choose whether or not she wants a child. Today, technology has give a woman that choice and laws are being facilitated by governments to further aid her choice. The womens' movement has been very succesfull over the years and in these years the woman's lot has improved greatly. But, alas, they are far from "Equal" in the minds of men.
But when will "Equality" come? What is the concession that will have to be made to bring it?
The concession, odd as it may sound, will be the surrendering of the capacity to give birth. Test tube babies and all that. It will come when the technology is available and women are ready to renounce the gift which has been the reason for their subjugation in most cultures for so many years. For men have always subconsciously resented the fact that women could give birth.
Women have always been the vehicle for a man's namesake and, because of this, men have found it necessary to control their "superior" comple- ment. If they couldn't, personally, produce the closest thing to immortality they had to be in control of those who could - women. And so, in the name of safety and beauty, women have worn chastity belts, girdles, brassieres, etc. In the name of health and medicine they have had to face and undergo demoralizing and dehumanizing surgical operations and resort to body changing chemicalization in order to circumvent conception.
Today many women have shedded their bras and girdles, wear pants long and hair short, and some are working in occupations only years ago strictly male. Not meaning to sound facetious, oftentimes it is difficult to tell the difference between men and women by appearance. But similarity is not "Equality" and, though women are closer then ever before to true "Equality", that goal is years away.
But, "Equality", is not the appropriate term.
Whether women have been pedestalled or submerged in the minds of men through the years of history, they have always been equal. Equality is intrinsic to the human condition whether it is acknowledged or enslaved. Sadly enough, when women turn over the capacity for propogation to science they will be renunciating their equality.
They will become "Equal" when they are no longer equal.
I find all this business very sad. If my generation and previous generations have been psychically jealous of women then that, too, must be accepted as a phenomenon of history. For in our love we have found no greater ideal then the love for a woman and in our vast collections of art a work cannot be found that can compare to the exquisite essence of a beautiful woman. If, in our time and our fathers' time women have not been
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Concert of Contrasts Hard For Students to Appreciate by Barb Gregory and Angelo Salamone The Homecoming i^uncert of last week is a very difficult concert to discuss, for both its merits and bad points are many and varied. Fanny, an all girl rock band, along with Tracy Nelson and Mother Earth headed the bill for Friday night's show. The four talented women of Fanny started off the evening, appearing out of the audience and assembling on stage. The audience was wary, especially those unfamiliar with Fanny, for they just didn't know what to expect from a group of female musicians. But as the foursome tuned up, the crowd became aware that they were not going to witness bop vocalists jiving in unison, but accomplished rock musicians. The performers were gifted and attractive, particularly the bass player-vocalist, a lithe, loi^g-haired brunette, who stole the show.
After the first number, the applause was tremendous but understandable, considering that half the audience was constituted by dateless males. Fanny's music was good, but just how good is nara to discern. Were they "good" as muscians or "good" for girls?
Although Fanny is indeed a novel and talented group, their assets began to fade as their set wore on and on, for almost and hour and a half. The selections played began to sound like one and the same and a lack of diversity began to present itself. However, some listeners didn't seem to think so and commanded Fanny back for an encore.
The arrival of Tracy Nelson and Mother Earth was, unfortunately, anticlimatic. But the let-down was not the fault of the band as much as it w m dua to the planning of the Concert CommlttM. Ttmcy Nelson and friends, a mellow, low tensien group, should have played before, not after Fanny. When a crowd is psyched one cannot expect them to come down and get into a quiet listening mood. And, consequently, the majority of the audience didn't come down, they got up—and left. The group's informality was unique but gave one the feeling of sitting in on a practice session. As usual, the Alfred crowd just couldn't give Tracy and Mother Earth the courtesy and respect they deserved. True, they weren't electric performers-perhaps they lost their showmanship with their baggage-but they were talented musicians, and what is more important?
All in all, the Homecoming Concert was one of contrasts, contrasts which made it interesting but not exactly workable. Despite the fact that both Fanny and Tracy Nelson with Mother Earth were high caliber musicians, the two together just didn't make it.
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The Arnot Art Museum, 235 Lake Street, Elmira, N.Y. is sponsoring a Student Faculty Art Exhibition November 10 - 30 entitled "Show and Tell". This juried exhibition is open to all students and faculty members of junior colleges, colleges, and universities. Awards amounting to
$1,200 will be given to entries chosen from the categories of painting, sculpture, graphics and photography. Included in the $1,200 in prizes is a
$500 student scholarship sponsored by the Corning Glass Foundation and $100 student awards sponsored by Elm Chevrolet, Hamples Center, and VanBrunt Motors of Elmira. FAcuity awards in the amount of $100 are offered by IBM Marine Midland Bank, Arnot Aft Museum Association, and the Arnot ARt Museum.
A copy of the prospectus (entry dates, rules, and regulations, etc.) is available through the art departments of area colleges or by writing or phoning the Arnot Art Museum. 235 I.ake Strn<;t Elmira. N.Y. 14901. Telephone liio.'i I I H I . >i
Last Thursday night at 8:15 Alfred audiences experienced a very unique performance. The play, "Stump Removal", was executed and written by the Otrabanda Company with Tone Brulin.
The play, described as "The hitherto secret experiments of a certain Dr. Katakoff," was a very provacative view of society's influence over the individuality oF each member growing within
it's sphere. , Dr. Katakoff, played by David Dawkins, was a
crazed scientist intent on raising his human guinea pigs by conditioning them to respond to different stimuli and to react in a predetermined fashion. The participants, played by Grahm Paul, Stephan Stern, Diane Brown, and Nelson Camp, cooperated with the Dr.'s instructions by simulating the life cycle starting at birth (which, incidentiy, connotates the title "Stump Removal,"
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to give you some insight into the nature of the play) and being weaned by the reward system.
Dr. Katakoff's experiment is challengened by Marie and Jackie who are striving for their own exclusive personalities.
The play was extremely entertaining and thought provoking. A couple of shopping carts, some milk crates, and sheets and ropes were the sparse stage props which created a very effective convention for better audience awareness. The actors and actress were enthusiastic and truly convincing in each of their roles as well as being quite agile and together during the course of the presentation. (It might be mentioned that Diane Brown,'an incredible actress, was a resident of Alfred at one time.) Because of the many interpretations and messages this play expresses, it was well worth seeing."'
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Nevins Campus Theater
ri., Oct. 19; Marigolds-Joanne Woodward Rated PG
Oct. 21; Up the Sandbox-Barbra Streisand Rated R
All shows at 7:30 and 9:30 p.m.
Babcock Theater - Wellsville Oct. 17-20; Enter the Dragon
Bruce Lee - John Saxon Rated PG
Oct. 21-23; The Macintosh Man Paul Newman
Rated PG
24-27; Scarecrow-Gene Hackman, A1 Pacino Rated PG
All shows at 7 and 9 p.m.
Jerry Lewis Twin Cimena Hornell, N. Y.
Oct. 17-23; Cinema I - 7:30 and 9:10 D.m.
"Raw Meat" and "Cannibal Girls"
Rated R
Cinema II - 7:15 and 9:05 p.m.
"White Lightning" - Burt Reynolds Science Center
Oct. 21; "Boys In The Band" - 7:00 p.m.
Cubat Films Alfred Ag. & Tech.
The Night Visitor Oct. 21 - 7:00 and 9:00 p.m.
Oct. 22-8:00 p.m.
Oct. 23-2:00 p.m.
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Concert: "James Cotton Blues Band" and
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SAC Gym Gallery
Alfred University - Harder Hall Oct. 13 - Nov. 10 - Faculty Exhibition
Alfred Ag. & Tech.
Engineering Gallery Photo Journalism Oct. 5 to Oct. 22 Paul DePasquele SAC I Gallery Jim Ruban-Acrylics
Oct. 10 to Oct. 22
SAC II Gallery Carol Yuden-Graphics Oct. 5 to Oct. 22
Central Dining Hall Lounge "Stitch in Time"
Oct. 1 to Oct. 28 Needlecraft Wellsville Gallery "Mirror of Cities"
Memorial Art Gallery - Rochester, N.Y.
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Unexpected groupings ci art objects dislocated from their normal settings, intended to make one look at them with fresh perceptions.
to Nov. 25 - 19th Century DutchfMasters A collection of watercolors and oils by a group of late 19th Century Dutch Painters known as the Hague School.
Miscellaneous
Colloquium on Literature Wed., Oct. 24 - Prof. Steven R. Phillips
7:30 p.m.- Howell Hall
"The Monomyth & Literary Criticism"
Wed.. Nov. 14 - Adrienne Rich 7:30 p.m.-Harder Hall
Poetry Reading
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sports Alfred Stumbles Past St. Lawrence, as Defense Shines
Soccer Team Splits;
Up Their Record to 5-2-1
After raising their record to 5-1-1 wnn a 5-2 win over Roberts Wesleyan College on Tuesday, October 12, the Alfred University soccer team absorbed its second loss of the season Saturday with a 1-0 loss to R. P. I. Both games were played on the Saxon's home field, Jerich Hill, the latter game being the team's last at home game this season Alfred met Roberts Wesleyan under excellent weather, while Saturday both teams had to contend with a strong South wind.
In the first game, Roberts Wesleyan scored in the first two minutes of the game on a corner kick.
Alfred then scored the next three goals in a span of less than two minutes to take the lead at 3-1 which they held for the remainder of the game.
Starting at the 6:39 mark of the half, Mike Clay scored a goal as Bill Dysart assisted him. Dysart figured in Alfred's next score too, as he assisted David Augenblick on Alfred's second goal. Mike Clay completed the scoring burst with his second goal of the game, assisted by Licio Penisi this time.
Both teams went scoreless from that point until Roberts Wesleyan was awarded a penalty kick with 35 minutes gone in the half. Goalie Andy Benjamin was called for pushing and the kick was successfully converted, cutting Alfred's lead to one at 3-2. Alfred finished the scoring in the half
with less than a minute and a half remaining to leave the field at halftime with a 4-2 lead. Brian Partika collected his first goal of the game unassisted on a rising kick into the upper right corner of the goal.
Alfred managed one more goal in the second half as Partika again scored unassisted. Both teams substituted freely in the half, and Alfred won by a final margin of 5-2. Partika and Dysart led Alfred's scoring with two goals and assists.
The win was Alfred's fifth against one loss and one tie, while Roberts Wesleyan remained winless at 0-4-1.
Saturday' s game with R. P. I.proved to be the reverse of the Roberts Wesleyan game, as only one goal was scored in a game marked by strong defensive play by both sides. The loss came as a surprise in light of R. P. I.'s record of 0-5-1 entering the game; the goal scored was also their first of the season.
R. P. I.'s score proved to be the winning factor.
With only a minute and 23 seconds gone in the first half a kick into the upper right corner of Alfred's goal was good and R. P. I. proceeded to make their narrow lead stand up for the remainder of the game.
Alfred nearly scored late in the first half as Bill Dysart was in what appeared to be a sure scoring position, only to be robbed of a goal by an outstanding save on the part of R. P. I.'s goalie. In the second half, Alfred maintained pressure on R.
P. I.'s defense but was unable to score.
Tom Wasserstein was outstanding on defense for Alfred, whose record now stands at 5-2-1, while R. P. I. rose to 1-5-1. Alfreds next same is with Hobart at Geneva, October 20.
In the sport of football, defense is the name of the game. The Alfred Saxons definitely exhibited this point last Saturday at Merrill field. With the exception of a missed assignment in the secondary, the Alfred defense played practically perfect football by dominating the game from the opening kickoff. Led by Joe VanCura and Dave Warner, the Saxons held St. Lawrence to 142 yards total offense and only 28 yards rushing. The only thing which kept the Larries in this homecoming contest was the mistakes of the Alfred offense. Despite the fact that they seemed to move on the Larries, almost at will, the Saxons never seemed to be able to put the game away.
On the afternoon, they committed a total of five fumbles and two interceptions. Quarterback Tom Vredenburgh barely missed connecting on potential touch down passes numerous times in the first quarter.
The second quarter seemed to follow the scoreless trend of the first when St. Lawrence blocked a Saxon punt. It was at this point where the defense committed their lone mistake of the afternoon as St. Lawrence connected on a 45 yard touchdown pass. The conversion attempt was missed. Thus, despite not having a first down in the game, St. Lawrence held a 6-0 lead.
Following this score, Alfred began to come back.
The Saxons moved in for a 43 yard field goal by Don Hockenberry. The Saxons had one last chance to score in the half as they drove down the field on a series of short passes from Vredenburgh to halfback Henry Bzdak. However, a fourth down gamble at the St. Lawrence 10 fell short and Alfred was behind at the half 6-3.
In the second half, the Saxons continued to move well on the Larries until it came time to score. The key offensive figure was senior Henry Bzdak who rushed for 175 yards and established an all time Saxon rushing record by gaining 2,601 yards. With St. Lawrence conscious of Bzdak's running, Vredenburgh was able to surprise them with a long pass to flanker Rich Hansinger mid-way in third quarter. This play put the ball on the Larries 3 yard line. From there Bzdak took it over and Alfred took the lead for good at 10-6.
From this point on the defense took over. St.
Lawrence constantly found themselves in good field position. Unfortunately, they also found themselves facing a savage Saxon defense. One time the Larries started a drive on the Alfred 30.
Two plays later they were situated on their own 47. This was essentially the story of the second half. The defense did everything but put points on the scoreboard. They even achieved this with 12 minutes left in the game as Joe Van Cura blocked a punt attempt at the St. Lawrence 20. Jim Bassage scooped up the loose ball and returned it for a touchdown and a 17-6 lead.
T h e r e m a i n d e r of the contest followed the s a m e
pattern as the defense continued to shine. The offense, with Kris Kristoff now leading the attack, still moved at will only to make another turnover once they approached the goal line. These turnovers will definitely have to be remedied if the Saxons hope to defeat Hobart next week. The defense appears ready to handle the tough Hobart wishbone running attack. The question is how well will the offensive unit perform. Ball control, by the offense, was the key in last year's 31-28 victory. This year's unit has still been too inconsistent. Hopefully they can overcome this problem next week at Geneva.
"O" Club of Alfred Victorious Alfred is becoming a power house in another sport-Orienteering.
The Orienteering Club of Alfred participated in their first two meets this past weekend. With a team of eight members, the club walked off with a total of four first 1st places, two 2nd places, one 3rd place, one 4th place, and two 5th places.
Orienteering is much like a car rally, except legs provide the power instead of a car.
Orienteering's basic component is an acute ability to navigate in unfamiliar land with a map and a compass in order to locate markers in a competitive race.
The "O" Club of Alfred swept the Canadian Orienteering Championships with a 13t (CPT William Gifford) and 2nd (Tim Kraatz) places in the Mens' Open course. In the two day meet held near Hamilton, Ontario, Canada, the two runners also captured an additional 1st place, 2nd place, 4th place and 5th place.
The other members of the team traveled to St.
Bonaventure for an Open Orienteering Meet. The
"Bush" runners swept the meet with two 1st places (Joe Birch and Jeanne LaBarron). one 3rd Place (Joe Congelli) and one 5th place ((PI Dennis Mi l 'arthvl
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Well, fans, response isn't picking up on this contest as fast as it could. Remember, you don't have to get them all right, just as many as you can. The Captain is now accepting answers from groups (Frats, 1st floor Bartlett, etc.). Turn your' answers into the C. C. desk by Tuesday nite.
Prizes courtesy of A. U Student Store, Physics dept., and a couple of places I haven't put the arm on yet.
Picky Une scores 100% this week, our only winner. Fantastic, Picky!!
Last week's answers:
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2. The trademark belongs to Litton Industries.
3. "City of New Orleans"? Illinois Central R. R.
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5. Brooklyn Bridge? Roebling.
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A. Reminders B. Defamed C. Bequeathment D. Latest
E. Awkwardly F. Champagne G. Knavishness H. Mornings I. Outhouse J. Rather K. Esthesis.
L. Limitation M. Offensive N. Rattled O. Nationality P. Avalanche Q. Doors R. Overwhelmed S. Ottoman T. Nibbled U. Erosions
Concert Systems continued from page 6
For further reference see David Cassidy and Prepubescent Teenyboppers.
If you are wondering why I have not mentioned an outdoor concert, just sit back, close your eyes, turn on your brain, and think. Would you pay for an outdoor concert? I didn't think so. So to keep the unpaying clods out of Merrill Field or Jericho Hill you'd have to surround the place with barbed wire and land mines. Unfortunately, the wire and the mines are much too expensive and, besides, all that screaming for help and blasting interferes with the music. And please, don't be so naive to think that Security will go around seeing if everyone has a ticket stub. Hell, they're much too busy playing with those nifty (excuse the nostalgia) walkie-talkies.
The only alternative I see to our problems of stagnating concerts, as absurd as it seems, is for the University to build us a big enough auditorium which, when not used for concerts, could be used to hold President Miles dinner parties. The other solution would be to increase tuition by ten or twelve dollars. This increase would go solely to the Student Activity Board effectively giving them a financial boost and at the same time letting us attend the concerts for nothing.
The people on the Student Activities Board are not mind readers and the only way you can make your wishes known is to get off of your ass and go make yourselves heard. After all, you've all got big mouths, why not put them to work. This is RECON October 19.
Next time watch RECON sink the Sub Shops.
RECON P.S. In the interest of fair time and all that you can send your hate mail and letter bombs to RECON c/o Fiat Lux and we'll see if we can reprint them with answers.
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