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Oh, honey, you don't look so good.
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You should stay home from brunch.
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- Are you sure?
- Mmm.
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I really want to go.
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You stay and rest.
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You can see Grandma when we get back.
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Thank you, Videobarn dumpster.
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<i>Wanna fuck me, baby?</i>
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Oh, yes. Yeah.
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<i>You wanna fuck me?</i>
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Hey, Erik. Do you know if your dad
still has my clippers?
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I have no idea, Mr. Williams.
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All right. Go back to what you were doing.
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<i>You wanna fuck me, baby?</i>
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<i>Yeah.</i>
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<i>Yeah. Fuck me, baby.</i>
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Yes, please.
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<i>Oh, do me, baby.</i>
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<i>Honey.</i>
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<i>Yeah, just like that.</i>
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<i>Oh, yeah! So good, so good, baby.</i>
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<i>Oh, yeah!</i>
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I told you I was paying.
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So what's the difference
if you forgot the coupon?
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Honey, she doesn't like to waste money.
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There's no way I'm letting you pay full price
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when there's a two-for-one coupon
sitting on the counter.
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I'll be right out.
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I'm coming, too. Now I gotta pee.
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I'll check on Erik.
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Oh, yeah.
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<i>Oh. Oh, that's good.</i>
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<i>- You like that? I like that, too.
- Oh, yeah!</i>
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Here we go.
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Okay, Mom.
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<i>- Harder.
- Harder? Okay.</i>
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<i>Oh, yeah! So good.</i>
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<i>- Like this?
- Yeah, right there, babe.</i>
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<i>- Like this? Like this?
- Yeah.</i>
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<i>Baby, do me just like that.</i>
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Okay, attagirl.
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<i>- From behind?
- Oh, yeah, baby! Harder!</i>
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- Okay.
- All right.
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<i>- You wanna cum for me, baby?
- Oh, yeah.</i>
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<i>- Yeah? Cum for me, baby.
- I'm so close. I will.</i>
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We're almost there.
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<i>You're gonna cum for me?</i>
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I'm about to. I'm about to.
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<i>That's it, baby.</i>
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Grandma. Grandma.
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Grandma.
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<i>And that's the day
my grandmother died.</i>
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<i>And it's pretty much the story of my life.
But let me back things up a little bit.</i>
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<i>That's me. Not exactly the life of the party.</i>
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<i>That's my buddy, Mike Coozeman.</i>
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<i>Everybody calls him Cooze
'cause that's all he's ever interested in.</i>
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<i>Cooze is a self-proclaimed ladies' man
and a legend in his own mind.</i>
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<i>Sometimes his methods are...</i>
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<i>questionable.</i>
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Very smooth.
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Oh, please. I consider that foreplay.
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Where's Ryan?
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I don't know.
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Last time I saw him,
he was dancing with Stacey and Shelly.
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<i>That's my best friend, Ryan Grimm.</i>
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<i>I don't know how he does it.</i>
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See, I told you there was enough
for both of you.
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<i>He moved here in second grade.</i>
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<i>Believe it or not, back then,
I was the one showing him the ropes.</i>
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<i>Now he's the quarterback
of the football team,</i>
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<i>and the coolest guy in school.</i>
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Hey, I brought you a vodka and ginger ale
so it won't upset your stomach.
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Oh, thanks.
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<i>That's my girlfriend, Tracy.</i>
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<i>We met in Biology, junior year.</i>
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Now make the first
incision into your frogs.
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Cut along the ventral side from the pelvic
to the pectoral girdle.
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Oh!
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<i>I don't know what she saw in me,</i>
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<i>but when I finally got up the nerve
to ask her out, she said yes.</i>
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<i>And for some reason,
she kept going out with me.</i>
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<i>It's like she totally gets me.</i>
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<i>And I try my best to get her.</i>
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Come on. Take the low one. It's easy.
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Screw it.
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Oh!
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Are you all right?
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I don't know.
Is it possible to break your ass?
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Okay, I promise I'll never make you
ride a horse again.
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<i>Looks like she's perfect, right?
There's just one problem.</i>
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<i>Tracy's not ready to have sex yet,
so that makes me a virgin.</i>
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<i>Now, being one of the only virgins in school
is bad enough,</i>
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<i>but it's even worse for me.</i>
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<i>Yup.</i>
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<i>I'm a Stifler.</i>
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<i>My cousins are the legendary Stifler boys.</i>
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<i>Steve, his brother, Matt,
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<i>You see, with my last name
comes responsibility,</i>
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<i>a reputation that I'm supposed to live up to.</i>
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<i>Unfortunately, I've let down the family name
on more than one occasion.</i>
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What's your problem, Erik?
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Your cousin would've helped me
steal this beer.
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Dude, a real Stifler
would have totally fucked that goat.
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If you were really a Stifler,
you would have nailed Tracy by now.
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<i>Stifler.</i>
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<i>My name, my legacy, my curse.</i>
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I can't believe you killed your grandmother
from jerking off.
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The coroner's findings were inconclusive.
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Why are you still whacking it
to that dumpster porn?
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Yeah, why don't you just go on the Internet
like a normal person?
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Well, because my mom
put on that CyberNanny
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after you spent the entire night looking up
German fetish porn.
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Man, you are pathetic.
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You know who I blame for this? Tracy.
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What? Why?
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Because, if she would just give up
a little ass,
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then maybe you wouldn't be killing
your relatives with your money shot.
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Erik, you cannot graduate a virgin.
For Christ's sake, you're a Stifler.
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Hey, sweetie. How was your math class?
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It was all right. How was English?
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Pretty interesting, actually.
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You know that kid
that I always tell you about?
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- He was doing that pencil thing all...
- That's cool.
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You okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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Erik, we've been dating for two years.
I know when something's bothering you.
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Nothing's wrong.
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I don't know why you think
you have this psychic ability to read me.
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Because I do. What is it?
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You're gonna think I'm an asshole.
Let's just forget about it.
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Come on, Erik, you know you can talk to me
about anything.
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All right.
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It's the sex.
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I mean,
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we've been together for two years.
Two years, Trace.
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I mean, when we were juniors,
it was one thing,
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but we're seniors now,
and this whole virgin thing
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is starting to have
some serious consequences.
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I mean, people are dying.
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I told you, I'm not ready yet.
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I am so ready.
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Can't I be ready enough for the both of us?
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It doesn't work that way.
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It should.
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I'm sorry, Erik.
I know how patient you've been.
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I know. It's just sometimes...
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What?
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Well, you're a girl.
It's a lot easier for you to be a virgin
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because the longer you stay a virgin,
the more pure and innocent you seem.
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The longer I stay a virgin,
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the more I become the laughingstock
of the entire school.
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I'm sorry, but... I mean...
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I'm sorry I brought it up.
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Okay.
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Bye.
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I'm telling you, his dick was this big.
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What about Erik?
I bet he's got a big one.
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Well, Tracy wouldn't know.
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Whatever.
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Yeah, I guess it's pretty hard
to figure out dick size from dry humping.
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Brooke, that's mean.
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Just because I don't have a catalog
of the school's dick sizes like you,
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doesn't mean I don't know a thing or two.
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Okay, so how big is Erik's?
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See? Told you.
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Come on, Brooke.
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It's not like that with us.
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I mean, Erik's different.
He respects my boundaries.
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Well, you better give that boy
a reason to stick around,
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or he's gonna find a girl
with looser boundaries.
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Erik would never do that.
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Yeah, that's what you said about Trent.
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and that was sophomore year.
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Yeah, this just isn't gonna
work without the sex.
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God, Trent is cute,
and I heard he just broke up with Holly.
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Look, Tracy, we love you, and we love Erik,
but let's get real.
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He's a guy, and guys have certain needs.
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They really do.
It's like a caveman thing or something.
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Yeah, I can't believe
you've kept him tied up this long.
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Hey, Erik, guess who I just talked to?
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Who?
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Your cousin Stifler up at Michigan.
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Why are you talking to my cousin Dwight?
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Oh, we talk all the time.
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What? We have a lot in common.
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What's that crazy bastard up to?
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He's in some fraternity,
and all those guys do is drink and fuck.
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And it just so happens that they're throwing
a monster party this weekend
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for the Naked Mile.
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What's the Naked Mile?
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Oh, dude, it's this thing
where thousands of students
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run naked through campus.
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It's the way of blowing off
steam after exams.
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Thousands of naked chicks?
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Stifler says that this party is gonna be epic.
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Bottom line is, this place is played out.
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High school's over for us.
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It's time to plant our flag in a new land.
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Porn, cumshot, dead grandmother,
grounded forever?
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00:11:40,736 --> 00:11:41,821
Don't worry.
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Just tell your parents that, you know,
you're thinking about going to school there.
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- I don't know, man.
- Oh, please.
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Your mom cried when you told her
you were going to school in Boston.
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She'll probably help you pack
if she thinks it'll keep you close to home.
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I'll help you pack.
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I'll make sandwiches.
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Chicken salad?
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Of course.
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Are you gonna get a chance
to see your cousin?
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Yeah. We might stop by and say hello.
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Now, there's someone you
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I bet he doesn't have time
to blow his load on his family.
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- Harry, please.
I don't understand.
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When I was your age,
I was up to my neck in poontang.
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I didn't have time to spank my monkey.
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Thank you for that very
disturbing image, Dad.
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I mean, Stiflers do not fake
being sick to stay home and pull dick.
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We cut class to get ass.
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Yes, I know.
That saying is on our family crest.
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Oh, don't let me forget
to pack the Imodium AD.
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You know, just in case you get diarrhea.
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- Mom.
- I am so excited.
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Aren't you excited, Harry?
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I'm very excited.
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Don't you get excited.
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<i>It worked
just like you said.</i>
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She's helping me pack,
and she's even making us sandwiches.
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<i>- Chicken salad?
- Yup.</i>
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Sweet.
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<i>Man, this weekend is gonna be tits.
I can't wait to see Stifler.</i>
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Hey, how come you never call me Stifler?
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You're more of an Erik.
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Hold on.
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That's Tracy. I'd better take it.
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All right, later.
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00:13:05,612 --> 00:13:08,031
Hey, sweetie.
Listen, about today, I'm really...
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Erik, I wanna have sex.
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Excuse me?
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<i>I wanna have sex.</i>
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00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:16,206
Are you serious?
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Absolutely.
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Do you have me on a conference call?
Because if you do, that is so not cool.
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Erik, this isn't a joke.
246
00:13:23,713 --> 00:13:25,965
I want to have sex.
247
00:13:27,509 --> 00:13:30,094
Yes! Yes, yes.
248
00:13:30,637 --> 00:13:31,721
<i>Tonight.</i>
249
00:13:31,805 --> 00:13:32,889
What?
250
00:13:32,972 --> 00:13:35,391
Tonight. I wanna have sex tonight.
251
00:13:35,975 --> 00:13:37,477
How am I supposed to get out of my house?
252
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:38,978
253
00:13:39,103 --> 00:13:42,857
But at midnight, I'll be in my basement
254
00:13:42,941 --> 00:13:44,567
waiting to be ravished.
255
00:13:45,026 --> 00:13:46,277
I'll be there.
256
00:14:08,508 --> 00:14:09,842
Hypocrite.
257
00:14:11,886 --> 00:14:14,680
So you get the beer and the weed,
and I'll handle the nitrous.
258
00:14:14,764 --> 00:14:16,641
You got it. What's Erik bringing?
259
00:14:16,724 --> 00:14:17,892
Sandwiches.
260
00:14:17,975 --> 00:14:21,604
Nice. Chicken salad and college pussy.
261
00:14:21,687 --> 00:14:23,314
My favorite combination.
262
00:14:23,397 --> 00:14:25,191
Yeah, well, at least you'll get to taste
the chicken salad.
263
00:14:25,274 --> 00:14:26,442
<i>Ow.</i>
264
00:14:26,525 --> 00:14:28,361
Hey, what do you think Erik's doing
right now?
265
00:14:28,444 --> 00:14:30,655
Probably beating off to dumpster porn.
266
00:14:31,364 --> 00:14:34,909
No more beating off to dumpster porn.
No more virgin jokes.
267
00:14:34,992 --> 00:14:37,328
Tonight, Erik Stifler becomes a man.
268
00:15:14,490 --> 00:15:16,241
- Hi.
- Come on in.
269
00:15:24,458 --> 00:15:25,709
- All right, listen.
- No.
270
00:15:26,543 --> 00:15:27,961
No talking.
271
00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:55,405
Wait.
272
00:15:55,489 --> 00:15:56,573
273
00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:58,074
Did you hear something?
274
00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:01,828
No. Don't worry, my parents are passed out.
275
00:16:04,206 --> 00:16:07,083
Are you sure?
You know how my stomach gets.
276
00:16:07,876 --> 00:16:10,462
Here, I'll help you relax.
277
00:16:25,101 --> 00:16:27,312
You brought something, right?
278
00:16:29,439 --> 00:16:31,649
Oh, shit. I left it at home.
279
00:16:33,318 --> 00:16:35,361
I can run back and get it.
I'll be back in like five...
280
00:16:35,445 --> 00:16:37,989
No, no, don't worry. I've got one.
281
00:16:41,784 --> 00:16:44,204
Do you wanna put it on or should I?
282
00:16:44,454 --> 00:16:46,247
Let's put it on together.
283
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:05,475
Are you ready?
284
00:17:06,309 --> 00:17:07,351
Yeah.
285
00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:12,565
Shit. Someone's coming.
Quick, get behind the bar. Now!
286
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:26,621
Honey, what are you still doing up?
287
00:17:27,705 --> 00:17:28,831
Yoga.
288
00:17:29,332 --> 00:17:30,583
I ate too much at dinner.
289
00:17:30,666 --> 00:17:32,126
Why don't you take an Alka-Seltzer?
290
00:17:32,209 --> 00:17:33,961
Alka-Seltzer is for babies.
291
00:17:34,045 --> 00:17:35,504
I just need a nightcap.
292
00:17:38,841 --> 00:17:40,176
Excuse me.
293
00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:42,470
294
00:17:42,553 --> 00:17:44,680
Daddy. Here, let me get you your drink.
295
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:46,891
No, that's okay, honey.
You go back to your yoga.
296
00:17:46,974 --> 00:17:48,601
No, Daddy, I really want to.
297
00:17:48,684 --> 00:17:51,770
Sweetie, I'm a grown man.
I can make my own drink.
298
00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:08,370
What was that?
299
00:18:09,246 --> 00:18:10,331
What was what?
300
00:18:10,414 --> 00:18:11,623
I didn't hear anything.
301
00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:15,419
There was a noise
coming from the laundry room.
302
00:18:45,115 --> 00:18:46,408
I must be hearing things.
303
00:18:46,491 --> 00:18:49,786
See, Daddy? I told you.
Now, come make your drink.
304
00:18:53,081 --> 00:18:54,166
What the...
305
00:19:10,432 --> 00:19:12,100
You all right, baby?
306
00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:13,685
I'm fine, Daddy.
307
00:19:27,324 --> 00:19:30,618
Oh, that sick bastard took
a shit in our dryer.
308
00:19:32,245 --> 00:19:33,955
I'm calling the police.
309
00:19:49,470 --> 00:19:51,723
Ryan? Ryan?
310
00:19:51,806 --> 00:19:53,850
Ryan, get up man. Ryan!
311
00:19:53,933 --> 00:19:55,476
What the fuck?
312
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,186
It's me. It's Erik.
313
00:19:57,270 --> 00:20:00,148
Dude, why are you naked in my room?
314
00:20:01,774 --> 00:20:03,943
315
00:20:04,027 --> 00:20:06,112
Oh, yeah. Sorry about that.
316
00:20:07,030 --> 00:20:09,991
Look, I'm in serious trouble, okay?
I need your help.
317
00:20:11,951 --> 00:20:13,661
What's that smell?
318
00:20:14,078 --> 00:20:16,080
Did you step in dog shit?
319
00:20:16,747 --> 00:20:18,040
Yeah.
320
00:20:18,916 --> 00:20:22,086
Hey, man, thanks for the clothes.
I'll get them back to you.
321
00:20:22,170 --> 00:20:25,006
No, thanks. Why don't you just burn them?
322
00:20:26,841 --> 00:20:29,302
Wonder if I get a reward for turning you in.
323
00:20:29,552 --> 00:20:31,679
<i>If the alleged
improprieties are confirmed,</i>
324
00:20:31,762 --> 00:20:34,056
<i>it could be devastating for the White House.</i>
325
00:20:34,140 --> 00:20:35,891
<i>Sources near the
administration would neither</i>
326
00:20:35,975 --> 00:20:38,227
<i>confirm nor deny the allegations.</i>
327
00:20:38,311 --> 00:20:41,981
<i>And in local news, a masked burglar broke
into an area residence,</i>
328
00:20:42,064 --> 00:20:46,360
<i>defecated in the family dryer,
and then exposed himself to a teenage girl.</i>
329
00:20:46,444 --> 00:20:47,945
<i>Police are continuing the search,</i>
330
00:20:48,028 --> 00:20:50,906
<i>but the whereabouts and
identity of the perpetrator are unknown.</i>
331
00:20:50,990 --> 00:20:52,616
What is wrong with these people?
332
00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:54,285
<i>And now, Dakota Snow
with the weekend forecast.</i>
00:20:54,368 --> 00:20:55,453
I don't know.
334
00:21:04,003 --> 00:21:05,129
You scared me.
335
00:21:05,212 --> 00:21:06,463
Sorry.
336
00:21:06,922 --> 00:21:08,048
Listen, about last night...
337
00:21:08,132 --> 00:21:11,719
Yeah, you know,
I'd just really rather not talk about it.
338
00:21:11,927 --> 00:21:14,013
I really think that we should.
339
00:21:14,847 --> 00:21:17,850
Erik, you took a crap in my dryer.
340
00:21:17,975 --> 00:21:20,477
Your dad scared the shit out of me.
341
00:21:21,103 --> 00:21:22,396
- Wait.
- You know, let's just...
342
00:21:22,479 --> 00:21:24,565
Let's forget about it, okay?
343
00:21:26,775 --> 00:21:29,361
Okay, but what about the other thing?
344
00:21:32,322 --> 00:21:33,615
The sex?
345
00:21:34,450 --> 00:21:36,952
I'm taking last night as a sign from above.
346
00:21:37,077 --> 00:21:38,912
But maybe...
I mean, if your dad didn't come down...
347
00:21:38,996 --> 00:21:41,999
Erik, I love you. I'm just...
348
00:21:42,499 --> 00:21:44,084
I'm not ready yet.
349
00:21:44,668 --> 00:21:45,877
Really?
350
00:21:47,421 --> 00:21:48,630
Really.
351
00:21:48,839 --> 00:21:52,175
But I also realized just how ready you are.
352
00:21:53,093 --> 00:21:55,220
I don't wanna break up over sex.
353
00:21:55,304 --> 00:21:57,139
354
00:21:58,098 --> 00:22:02,519
I'm not ready. You are.
It's selfish for me to keep you tied down.
355
00:22:04,354 --> 00:22:06,857
So, this is what I'm proposing.
356
00:22:08,150 --> 00:22:10,444
A guilt-free pass for this weekend.
357
00:22:10,527 --> 00:22:13,697
That means you can do
whatever you want up there
358
00:22:13,989 --> 00:22:16,116
with no consequences.
359
00:22:17,909 --> 00:22:19,661
You're sure about this?
360
00:22:19,911 --> 00:22:23,498
I don't think love and sex
have to be tied to each other,
361
00:22:24,457 --> 00:22:26,418
so I'm okay with this.
362
00:22:26,835 --> 00:22:30,046
One weekend. Get it out of your system,
363
00:22:31,423 --> 00:22:33,216
and come back to me.
364
00:22:34,718 --> 00:22:36,594
Is this some kind of a test?
365
00:22:37,846 --> 00:22:39,180
Not at all.
366
00:22:46,604 --> 00:22:48,356
and one of bomb beer.
Yes.
367
00:22:48,439 --> 00:22:49,691
See, this is perfect.
368
00:22:50,567 --> 00:22:52,193
Hey, we all set?
369
00:22:52,443 --> 00:22:53,903
I don't know.
370
00:22:53,987 --> 00:22:55,071
I told you he'd puss out.
371
00:22:55,154 --> 00:22:58,074
Tell me you at least
brought the sandwiches.
372
00:22:58,241 --> 00:22:59,993
What's the problem?
373
00:23:00,076 --> 00:23:01,786
There is no problem.
374
00:23:02,078 --> 00:23:04,455
Tracy just gave me
375
00:23:04,539 --> 00:23:06,958
which means I can do anything I want.
376
00:23:07,041 --> 00:23:08,334
Anything?
377
00:23:09,419 --> 00:23:10,795
You mean...
378
00:23:10,878 --> 00:23:14,716
Yeah, she said
that love and sex don't have to be linked.
379
00:23:14,799 --> 00:23:16,467
She wants me to get it out of my system.
380
00:23:16,551 --> 00:23:21,389
Dude, your girlfriend just went from
the lamest to the coolest in one shot.
381
00:23:22,223 --> 00:23:24,350
You guys think it could be, like,
some sort of a test?
382
00:23:24,433 --> 00:23:26,686
- No, no.
- No, no.
383
00:23:26,769 --> 00:23:28,229
Tracy's a smart girl.
384
00:23:28,312 --> 00:23:30,022
She's mature enough to see
that you're a man...
385
00:23:30,106 --> 00:23:32,525
- Yeah.
...and you have certain needs.
386
00:23:32,608 --> 00:23:33,693
You think so?
387
00:23:33,776 --> 00:23:35,194
Absolutely.
388
00:23:36,153 --> 00:23:37,196
You're driving.
389
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:39,782
Now get in the car
so we can go get you some random pussy.
390
00:23:40,950 --> 00:23:44,578
Gentlemen, it's Friday afternoon,
we've got a full tank of gas,
391
00:23:44,662 --> 00:23:46,998
a quarter ounce of weed,
three cases of beer,
392
00:23:47,081 --> 00:23:49,417
a ten-pound tank of nitrous,
we're underage...
393
00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:52,044
394
00:23:53,170 --> 00:23:54,213
Hit it.
395
00:24:15,818 --> 00:24:17,945
You sure this shit's safe?
396
00:24:18,070 --> 00:24:21,907
It's as safe as any other chemical
used to freeze-dry animals.
397
00:24:25,077 --> 00:24:26,829
Look at the size of that fucking chicken.
398
00:24:26,912 --> 00:24:27,955
Where?
399
00:24:30,916 --> 00:24:33,419
Whoa, what the fuck?
- What fucking chicken?
400
00:24:33,544 --> 00:24:35,796
Relax, he's hallucinating.
401
00:24:37,005 --> 00:24:39,007
Are you out of your fucking mind?
402
00:24:39,091 --> 00:24:41,927
Yeah, Tracy. What were you thinking?
403
00:24:42,010 --> 00:24:44,721
But you guys told me
I had to give him a reason to stick around.
404
00:24:44,805 --> 00:24:46,682
Yeah, you give him a reason,
405
00:24:46,765 --> 00:24:49,226
not give him a free pass
to go have a weekend orgy.
406
00:24:49,309 --> 00:24:50,644
You've got to stop this.
407
00:24:50,727 --> 00:24:54,147
If he has sex this weekend,
what do you think's gonna happen?
408
00:24:54,231 --> 00:24:55,482
That it will get it out of his system.
409
00:24:55,565 --> 00:24:57,317
Oh, yeah. That's how it works.
410
00:24:57,401 --> 00:24:59,736
He's gonna go from
getting laid back to dry humping.
411
00:24:59,820 --> 00:25:01,488
It's pretty risky, Tracy.
412
00:25:01,571 --> 00:25:04,991
Risky? It's a fucking Pandora's box, literally.
413
00:25:05,784 --> 00:25:10,122
the soft pink velvet on the inside of the box,
414
00:25:10,205 --> 00:25:13,959
he's not gonna go back
to rubbing his dick on the outside of the lid.
415
00:25:14,042 --> 00:25:15,836
Never thought of it like that.
416
00:25:15,919 --> 00:25:18,130
Tracy, men are like dogs
417
00:25:18,213 --> 00:25:20,924
that run around and hump
anything they see.
418
00:25:21,007 --> 00:25:24,010
Now go and get your dog back on its leash.
419
00:25:47,158 --> 00:25:48,660
Come on, Erik.
420
00:25:54,916 --> 00:25:57,377
I knew it was too good to be true.
421
00:26:02,882 --> 00:26:05,718
Sorry, kids. It's for the best.
422
00:26:32,662 --> 00:26:33,746
Tracy?
423
00:26:34,747 --> 00:26:35,957
Oh, Mr. Levenstein.
424
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:37,208
- Hi.
- Hi.
425
00:26:37,291 --> 00:26:39,126
You're back for more yoga.
426
00:26:39,210 --> 00:26:40,711
Well, my wife is hooked on it,
427
00:26:40,795 --> 00:26:45,758
and she thinks if I can be
a little more flexible, we can try some new...
428
00:26:47,343 --> 00:26:51,180
<i>Have you ever heard of a book
called the Kama Sutra?</i>
429
00:26:53,015 --> 00:26:54,058
No.
430
00:26:54,517 --> 00:26:56,394
Oh, well, my wife just got it,
431
00:26:56,477 --> 00:27:00,231
and there's some stuff in there that requires
some serious stretching,
432
00:27:00,314 --> 00:27:02,358
if you know what I mean.
433
00:27:02,942 --> 00:27:06,153
Are you okay, honey?
434
00:27:06,737 --> 00:27:09,698
Oh, you know, just some boyfriend stuff.
435
00:27:09,782 --> 00:27:11,992
Oh, boyfriend stuff.
436
00:27:12,576 --> 00:27:15,079
Well, if there's anything I can do.
437
00:27:15,996 --> 00:27:19,667
No offense or anything,
but I don't think you'd understand.
438
00:27:20,292 --> 00:27:21,669
Oh, I see.
439
00:27:22,670 --> 00:27:25,047
You know, my son had his fair share
440
00:27:25,130 --> 00:27:28,884
of relationship/sexual/
441
00:27:30,552 --> 00:27:32,805
pastry-related difficulties,
442
00:27:32,888 --> 00:27:37,309
and I think my advice
helped him over the years.
443
00:27:38,811 --> 00:27:42,481
Well, do you have any advice for a girl
dumb enough to give her virgin boyfriend
444
00:27:42,564 --> 00:27:45,067
a guilt-free pass for the weekend?
445
00:27:45,692 --> 00:27:48,612
I'm sorry, a guilt-free pass?
446
00:27:48,946 --> 00:27:52,282
That means he could do whatever he wants
this weekend with no consequences.
447
00:27:52,366 --> 00:27:54,284
Oh my!
448
00:27:54,660 --> 00:27:57,579
Well, that certainly sounds progressive,
449
00:27:58,247 --> 00:28:03,210
and a safe bet on what is probably gonna be
a humdrum weekend.
450
00:28:05,003 --> 00:28:07,589
He's at the Naked Mile this weekend.
451
00:28:07,756 --> 00:28:12,010
You gave your boyfriend a guilt-free pass
to the Naked Mile? Are you kidding me?
452
Tracy, the Naked Mile is insane. You...
453
00:28:15,472 --> 00:28:19,142
From what I hear.
I wouldn't know from personal experience
454
00:28:19,226 --> 00:28:23,647
because I, you know,
I have nothing whatsoever to do with it.
455
00:28:23,730 --> 00:28:26,358
But, look, Tracy,
456
00:28:26,441 --> 00:28:29,694
even if your boyfriend is at this Naked Mile,
457
00:28:29,778 --> 00:28:32,781
it doesn't mean he's gonna do anything.
458
00:28:34,032 --> 00:28:35,116
Really?
459
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:38,286
Well, just because he can,
doesn't mean he will.
460
00:28:39,537 --> 00:28:42,582
Relationships are all about trust.
461
00:28:45,794 --> 00:28:48,213
Yeah, I guess you're right.
462
00:28:49,005 --> 00:28:51,883
<i>Well, namaste.</i>
463
00:28:52,384 --> 00:28:53,635
<i>Namaste.</i>
464
00:29:11,611 --> 00:29:13,655
Hey, have you seen my phone?
465
00:29:13,738 --> 00:29:14,906
No.
466
00:29:14,989 --> 00:29:16,950
Maybe you left it back at school.
467
00:29:17,033 --> 00:29:18,993
No, no, I thought I put in my backpack.
468
00:29:22,830 --> 00:29:26,042
Hey, you wanna pull over
at that stop up ahead? I gotta take a piss.
469
00:29:26,125 --> 00:29:28,544
Just piss in a can or something.
470
00:29:30,046 --> 00:29:32,048
Man, I could cut my dick on the lip.
471
00:29:32,131 --> 00:29:33,591
Well, piss out the window.
472
Love that breeze off the lake.
473
00:30:16,300 --> 00:30:18,511
This place is incredible.
474
00:30:18,761 --> 00:30:21,847
Just think, next year
I'm gonna be going here.
475
00:30:21,931 --> 00:30:24,808
Yeah, thanks to Daddy
and his alumni connections.
476
00:30:24,892 --> 00:30:27,728
Fuck off.
I told you, I got in on my SAT scores.
477
00:30:27,811 --> 00:30:30,272
You scored five points
above being legally retarded.
478
00:30:32,191 --> 00:30:34,693
Whatever. Still got in.
479
00:30:35,861 --> 00:30:37,946
Hey, why does it smell like piss back here?
480
00:30:41,033 --> 00:30:43,202
This is it. Beta Delta Xi.
481
00:30:43,285 --> 00:30:45,120
This is the house?
Yeah.
482
00:30:45,204 --> 00:30:46,246
Cool.
483
00:30:48,165 --> 00:30:49,208
Whoa.
484
00:30:55,714 --> 00:30:56,965
What's going on here?
485
00:30:57,049 --> 00:30:58,675
I have no idea.
486
00:31:06,767 --> 00:31:10,312
Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink.
487
00:31:15,442 --> 00:31:17,402
Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink.
488
00:31:17,486 --> 00:31:18,570
Hold your drink!
489
00:31:22,449 --> 00:31:23,742
Whoa.
490
00:31:30,081 --> 00:31:31,791
Okay.
491
00:31:32,417 --> 00:31:33,835
Yeah.
492
00:31:37,505 --> 00:31:39,966
How you feeling there, Stretch?
493
00:31:40,425 --> 00:31:41,676
494
00:31:43,178 --> 00:31:44,596
'Cause guess what?
495
00:31:44,888 --> 00:31:48,933
Stifler can drink this shit all day long.
496
00:31:54,314 --> 00:31:55,690
Stifler!
497
00:31:57,150 --> 00:31:59,444
Your cousin is my hero.
498
00:32:02,197 --> 00:32:04,783
- All right, everybody freeze!
- Oh, shit.
499
00:32:04,866 --> 00:32:06,451
Campus security.
500
00:32:07,410 --> 00:32:09,329
Nobody takes another drink...
501
00:32:13,541 --> 00:32:16,794
...till I got my bet down. I got $200 on Stifler!
502
00:32:21,424 --> 00:32:24,385
Spanky, you had me going,
you silly son of a bitch.
503
00:32:24,469 --> 00:32:26,179
Let's do it. Do it!
504
00:32:26,262 --> 00:32:27,305
Yeah.
505
00:32:44,071 --> 00:32:47,325
You got steel nuts, my man.
I'll give you that much.
506
00:32:47,408 --> 00:32:49,076
But you're no match for the Stif-man.
507
00:32:51,078 --> 00:32:52,830
Fuck you, Stifler.
508
00:32:54,707 --> 00:32:55,833
Yeah.
509
00:32:57,585 --> 00:32:58,711
Yeah.
510
00:33:03,883 --> 00:33:05,217
What's the matter, Boy Band?
511
00:33:05,301 --> 00:33:08,095
You need a little something
to settle your stomach?
512
00:33:18,105 --> 00:33:20,524
Yeah, take in the Stifler essence.
513
00:33:21,192 --> 00:33:23,319
Mighty pungent.
514
00:33:33,412 --> 00:33:34,496
515
00:33:34,580 --> 00:33:38,292
And still Heavyweight Drinking Champion
of the World,
516
00:33:38,375 --> 00:33:43,380
Dwight "The Iron Liver" Stifler!
517
00:33:45,632 --> 00:33:48,844
I'm a bad motherfucker, baby!
518
00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:58,437
He's okay. He's okay.
519
00:34:05,319 --> 00:34:07,321
Hey, cousin.
520
00:34:08,822 --> 00:34:10,198
How you doing?
521
00:34:10,657 --> 00:34:13,702
I'm fine, Dwight. Are you okay?
522
00:34:14,286 --> 00:34:15,621
Oh, yeah, I'm fine.
523
00:34:16,788 --> 00:34:18,040
I'm fine.
524
00:34:18,540 --> 00:34:22,335
Hey, I heard that you killed
Grandma with your cumshot.
525
00:34:24,296 --> 00:34:25,630
That sucks, man.
526
00:34:30,886 --> 00:34:32,304
Should we take him to the hospital?
527
00:34:32,387 --> 00:34:34,055
No, he'll be fine.
528
00:34:34,139 --> 00:34:37,017
He told me he does this, like, once a month.
529
00:34:38,059 --> 00:34:42,355
Okay, well, you guys keep an eye on him.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
530
00:34:59,164 --> 00:35:01,541
So, when are we gonna start partying?
531
00:35:01,833 --> 00:35:04,085
Oh, someone's feeling a little frisky.
532
00:35:04,419 --> 00:35:07,922
Let's just say I finally decided
to live up to the family name.
533
00:35:09,883 --> 00:35:13,094
Stifler? We got a serious problem, man.
534
00:35:13,887 --> 00:35:17,098
Mike and the guys just got arrested
535
00:35:18,766 --> 00:35:21,686
So what's the problem?
Just take the money out of my bail fund.
536
00:35:21,769 --> 00:35:23,980
They're almost half our football team.
537
00:35:24,063 --> 00:35:26,899
We gotta put a team
on the field, man, or we're done.
538
00:35:26,983 --> 00:35:29,319
- Why?
- 'Cause we're already on probation.
539
00:35:29,652 --> 00:35:32,322
We gotta participate in every intermural event
540
00:35:32,530 --> 00:35:34,741
or we're kicked off campus, man.
541
00:35:34,907 --> 00:35:36,492
We're four guys short.
542
00:35:41,247 --> 00:35:42,331
I play football.
543
00:35:43,416 --> 00:35:45,418
I played freshman year.
544
00:35:47,128 --> 00:35:48,421
What about you?
545
00:35:49,297 --> 00:35:50,715
A little Nerf here and there.
546
00:35:50,798 --> 00:35:53,092
Good enough. Stifler?
547
00:35:53,176 --> 00:35:54,302
Mmm?
548
00:35:54,385 --> 00:35:57,221
Can you play?
549
00:36:03,185 --> 00:36:07,064
Don't ever
550
00:36:07,148 --> 00:36:09,150
ask if Stifler can play.
551
00:36:19,910 --> 00:36:20,995
I'm good.
552
00:36:24,165 --> 00:36:28,419
The team we're playing's
been undefeated five straight years.
553
00:36:28,502 --> 00:36:30,713
These guys must be pretty serious.
554
00:36:30,796 --> 00:36:33,048
Fucking-A-right, they're serious.
555
Lambda Pi Gamma.
556
00:36:35,467 --> 00:36:38,929
They're our arch rivals in everything:
Sports, women, booze.
557
00:36:39,972 --> 00:36:42,766
These guys are fucking evil.
558
00:36:44,310 --> 00:36:45,519
Get ready!
559
00:36:45,602 --> 00:36:46,937
Come on!
560
00:36:47,438 --> 00:36:48,856
Down!
561
00:36:49,690 --> 00:36:51,900
Blue 42.
562
00:36:52,151 --> 00:36:53,235
They're midgets.
563
00:36:53,318 --> 00:36:54,403
Hut, hut!
564
00:36:58,282 --> 00:37:00,284
Don't let their size fool you.
565
00:37:00,367 --> 00:37:04,121
These guys are fucking animals.
566
00:37:04,246 --> 00:37:07,291
Did I do too much nitrous?
A midget fraternity?
567
00:37:07,541 --> 00:37:12,045
Those rich midgets from those infomercials
gave the school some huge grant,
568
00:37:12,129 --> 00:37:15,841
and started a school
for the vertically challenged and a fraternity.
569
00:37:15,924 --> 00:37:18,677
And this is where every midget
in America wants to be.
570
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:19,803
Hot feet!
571
00:37:19,886 --> 00:37:20,971
That's right.
572
00:37:21,054 --> 00:37:22,097
Breakdown.
573
00:37:22,180 --> 00:37:24,725
These guys are the best of the best.
574
00:37:25,976 --> 00:37:27,519
Well, well, well.
575
00:37:28,186 --> 00:37:32,149
If it isn't the regular-size retards
576
00:37:32,232 --> 00:37:34,151
You ready to get your ass
kicked again, Shitler?
577
00:37:35,110 --> 00:37:37,988
Get back to Oz there
before you get your ass stomped, Toto.
578
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:42,701
Toto was the dog, you fucking idiot.
579
00:37:42,826 --> 00:37:46,204
Lick my balls, big-wheel-riding,
midget motherfucker.
580
00:37:46,288 --> 00:37:48,164
It's little person, fuck-nut.
581
00:37:48,498 --> 00:37:52,127
This year, I'm gonna take
a chunk out of your other leg.
582
00:37:52,419 --> 00:37:53,670
You little...
583
00:37:57,882 --> 00:38:01,011
- You want it? You want it? Come on.
- Take it easy.
584
00:38:01,094 --> 00:38:02,554
Whoa. Whoa.
585
00:38:02,762 --> 00:38:04,472
Out of my way, assholes.
586
00:38:07,809 --> 00:38:09,769
What's that guy's problem?
587
00:38:09,853 --> 00:38:12,272
That's Rock. He's fucking crazy.
588
00:38:12,355 --> 00:38:13,940
- He plays dirty.
Out of my way, you fucking idiot.
589
00:38:14,023 --> 00:38:16,568
Last year, he bit a chunk out of my thigh.
590
00:38:16,651 --> 00:38:18,069
Jesus!
591
00:38:18,736 --> 00:38:20,864
Hey, his girlfriend's pretty hot.
592
00:38:21,990 --> 00:38:25,785
Yeah. And what's with that regular-size guy?
593
00:38:26,244 --> 00:38:30,623
Oh, it's Rock's cousin.
They had to let him in. Legacy.
594
00:38:32,542 --> 00:38:35,336
What a douchebag.
595
Can he play?
596
00:38:37,922 --> 00:38:40,883
No, he sucks.
597
00:38:52,478 --> 00:38:53,646
Hey, keep your head up.
598
00:38:53,729 --> 00:38:56,274
Whatever, they're midgets.
How bad can it be?
599
00:39:10,246 --> 00:39:11,330
Holy shit!
600
00:39:20,798 --> 00:39:23,342
Keep your head up, bitch.
601
00:39:28,806 --> 00:39:32,518
I told you, man.
Don't underestimate these little bastards.
602
00:39:34,228 --> 00:39:35,521
Down!
603
00:39:35,604 --> 00:39:36,981
Set!
604
00:39:37,523 --> 00:39:38,566
Hut!
605
00:39:58,752 --> 00:40:00,003
Yeah!
606
00:40:41,128 --> 00:40:42,921
- Beta!
- Come on!
607
00:40:43,004 --> 00:40:45,215
Let's go, fellas. Get on the line.
608
00:40:45,882 --> 00:40:47,634
Down!
609
00:40:48,301 --> 00:40:49,803
How you feeling, Stifler?
610
00:40:49,886 --> 00:40:52,514
I'm 6'1", Frodo. How
