AND TROUBLE

Cass County Voc-Tec FFA

Chapterat Harrisonville, Missouri,

works

at the annual log cabin festival

each

yearby

making

applebutter.

Members worked

in cooperation with the Pleasant Hill

FFA

Chapter.

Members

peeled the apples

on

Friday,

and

startedcooking the apple butter at 5:30 A.M.

on

Sat- urday. (Greg Buerge, Reporter) December-January, 1982-83

ACTION LINES>^ >

• Challenge the alumni

on

the basketball court.

• Be sure your chapter says thank

you

to your advisor's wife.

•

Do you own

a pair of

FFA

jogging shorts?

• Gift ideas for your

advisor—

FFA

travel bag.

• Clean

up and

fix

up

the

Welcome

sign

on

the edge of

town

with the

FFA

^sign.

• _Invite the radio farm broad- caster to the chapter banquet.

• Prepare fresh flower arrange-

ments

for the school office every

week

orso.

•

Teach someone

to block a lamb.

• Publish a newsy,

good

quality

FFA

^{newsletter to fill the void}

of

no more

^local newspaper.

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Charles Stogner Franklinton. Louisiana Dan:

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Mary

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Among

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Rhonda

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man

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Mike Horn Phillipsburg, Kansas

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Jimmy

Van Cleve Calhoun. Kentucky

A

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