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course in manners

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C a r pool system at IUPUI

One topic of c o n v e rt boo that makes IU annual i p p e i r u c t at UPU1 is the problem of parking It is a confuting situation at the least

*'or those students who purcham p a rtln f stickers, they fe d slighted

*ben they can not find a p a r ti a l ipace d o te to the building or they are uifered when they tee people p a r tia l in restricted lots without rtick e n For thoae students who do not purchase p a rtln f itickers, they e d that the university should m ake available free p a rtln f, the cost of h e stickers are too high or free p a rtln f is inadequate. These are o fic a l arguments, therefore we suggeri a logical answer to the irohlem In this suggestion we recommend one of the follow inf iltem a lives

To allow all students to p a r t free of ch a rfe and do away with tuckers and the restricted lot system , or.

To issue all students a tte n h n f IUPUI p a rtln f stickers ffW of :ham e. or;

To require all students to pay a rate that is lower than the present :wenty dollars a year and make the stickers valid for one year This rate should be ten dollars per year

Since it is necessary to keep the parkins lots in food shape and create more space as needed the required sticker for ten dollars per year seems to be the moat economically feasible. U all students were required to purchase stickers, providinf they had cars and parked on campus, the income from the fees would be higher and could be applied towards the up-keep of the lots and increased security of the university

©rounds In an effort to enforce this requirem ent, automobiles found

* the lots without the required stickers will be ticketed and a permit would have to be purchased in Ueu of a stiff fine

At the present tune, staff and faculty m em bers pay a bifher rate to

>ark on campus It is su ffested that the ten dollar annual rate be applied to all stickers re fard le si of color A man or woman who works someplace should not have to pay ridiculous fees simply to park on property owned by the people for which they work

The problem is one of m akinf a decision and sticking to it. The iniversity must make the parkinf perm its uniform either by requirtnf dickers or openinf the lots and doing away with restricted lots.

Conduct un-becoming a student

Of the many things that you received at refistratio n that are of little worth, probably the moat worthless was the Cade of Stadent C onduct For the most part it tells the student what he or she can not do Perhaps it should be called the "Code of Student Mi.-conduct' instead

The book of rules tells the student be can not disrupt a university (unction by m akinf noise or with ‘ missies, or other form (s) of disturbance of disruption " There are also nebulous statem ents about firearm s Accordinf to the code, 'possession or display of any firearm on tru v ersity p ro p erty frequented by the public" shall be punishable misconduct This would mean that the police officers attendinf classes here could be dismissed for w earinf their pistols in class, or for displayinf the shotgun in the front seat of their patrol cars

Perhaps the most absurd statem ent in the whole mess is section 1 1 (IS) which concurs 'punishable misconduct ." It reads: "U sinf, or attem ptinf to use, University property in a m anner inconsistent with its designated purpose " Whatever that means

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Each year a t this tim e a lot of insults are hurled hi the direction of the re fia tra r and bursar and the people working la the registration proceaa If yoe listen closely yon can b u r a lot of insults coming from the people working registration towards the stodeuts, many of them justified The registration proceos bare at IUPUI is not autom ated or instantaneous but. with 11.000 students expected this spring the thirty minutes to an hour sp m t registering per individual is outstandii*

Many of the problems with registering center around the student who is registering It Is possible to pre-register here at IUPUI and the entire proceaa Is speeded up for the student. Many students find them selves on checklists, which cause tom e problems and loot time In registering Students d iould check M e r e refistratio n to see if they are on a checklist and remedy the situation Pay the fine, return the book or shut-up and mind your m anners at registration, there is a very good chance that the delay is your fault not the university or the students working registration.

The process of registration is being revised and improved constantly to m eet the demands of the students within the basic framework and physical limitations that do exist here a t IUPUI The Job done by the reg istrar and bursar during registration is monumental and successful, a Job well done

Rem em ber that "the system " makes demands on ail persona involved and that simple courtesy will humanise the process of registration Robert Martin. Bursar. NeU Lanti, R egistrar and Robert Patterson. Assistant R egistrar and their staff did an excellent Job this spring and d eatrve recognition, not indignation

With the ad v e rsity feeling the energy crunch, every tffo rt is being m ade to conserve our natural reaour cea in every way possible Although car pools and share a ride program s k s vs had limited a tc c e n recently. IUPUI is a t t e m p t i n g to c o m p ile information that would aid In the e s t a b l i s h m e n t o f t e c h a program.

B t c a a s o o f t h t v a r l t d schedules of the many students a t iU P U I . the p ro blem s of making a ca r pool system woik a r e m alU plied. F o rm s a r t available at all Student Sendee offices that will help coordinate the different information (Urnas of arrival and departure and other travel information). These f o r m s w i l l b e s o r t e d by volunteers who will arrange the information by postal sons and where the subjects classes are located

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i the advent of

A P O program w as holiday success, fun

After • record snow fill of u i r l ; 14 l i t k t i b d i r i Christmas A k in PM O m p ' i l U U l C le lb * A C h ild I Miring

conditions, It becomes cu sto m ary to pat Ik* "knocks on Km b," so to M k Roland r . b n . hand of DOT** n u k t n n r * departm ent a S y comm i n f e r heavy flr» around tkfe tin * , and t a r n Um cndjfiiM at M s ro o d s tht* year. Um criticism fe sot ■ t o m i down, t a t the sacood

quite a hit to bn dtterod.

However, I challenge anyow* to (lad a road M i P a l Craak P artw ay , f t a r a a n kofea fe It ttwt

everyone witk their collective paata

‘ aad atUI Um raad comhttoan left

Program . acka her loth, waa i for food Hewnvur.

of Umcoaotaat aaad of fin an c ially h elp less p eople ughout Um d ty for clotbaa.

aad fawaral kelp. Alpha PM

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Pan O m k la baarahia up to M k stro at Palckaa warn pat la (ran 4Mk to b y a to a a aad dM aot fo aaap p rad atad . bat north of Mth atraat, new apartm ent! named The Lodge1' (n Uttfe ndvarao publicity never h art anyone) are In Um p ro to n of being built and Um ooaatrnctioa craw aaama to taka parvaraa pleasure In ripping up tha road. Aftar laytaf pipaa under Fall Craak, they oeemed to t a i n that a thin layar of (1U d irt would do Um trick la patching It up. It dhfe't 71m m chasms want aafUfed for throe weeks aad c a n IravalUaf 40 mph would suddenly find themselves bumper deep la trench They stteropted later to patch up the holes with oatm eal (they ware out of d irt) aad patches haM m until It ruined. Doomoa, b o a , twfet a law anna.

P a l Croak aooth of Mth Is a com m uter s nightmare F ar one. the damned street U too narrow for an y th in ' but cuttle Two. a 4M acraa nlopa oo Um extrem e right sad left Is always fun Three, a » mph meed limit Is too blah for s u m s poor road aad everyone goes SO anyhow Why a r t there horde* of ra d ar corn around chmpus aad none on Fall Croak?

Have you t e a r triad going SS when Um rest of Um traffic Is busy setting new land speed records’ F orget It And Last but not least, the pot boles a re strategically placed so Mat uniats you r car has a wheelbase of three feet, M ara's ao way of avoiding them So what wa have every ra th hour are doaana of c a rs careening along at SO. trying to heap four

•k e e ls on the road aad dodging tdok trope a t Ma sam e time UM, Roy and Al couldn't do better t f they M ad Aad May f a t paid far I t

This winter Me potholes have beaded together In aa attem pt to take over Me entire stree t and they're s u cc eed !* Every year wa boar.

"R lfM after Me F air, w e're foana fix It up. you betcha." Aad every year It's Ma sam e old song It's called "F ro n t Rad Alignment Blocs' and hero Is Me music.

C h ris tm a s s a le s , m aking It easier lo please more

Our program Is a simple on*

After drawing up an inter**ted c o m m i t te e , w e m a k e th e iMca s u ry contacts throughout Me Indianapolis a n a la search for children who really are la need of clothes aad the like This year we contacted C A A P (Com m unity Action Against Poverty) a d ty nm organisation lo help us find Me k i * who maybe did not receive anything far Christm as Our oast step Is to contact various departm ent stores In Me downtown area to Inform Mem of our program aad assist us in any way possible J.C Peony Company was eery helpful in th is re g a rd and consequently, a llo t the shopping was d o n e M e re through their own Cfethe-A-CblU Program

The five children we selected ware all very well behaved I would like to aay the tarn* for th e c o m m i t te e m e m b e r *

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(boys and girts) were fitted and b e d for coats. «hirti, paaU.

dresses, aad shoe* aad a U feft P en n y* fe e lin g v a r y fin e , weighted down la aaw apparel

O a r n e a t s te p w as W ast Michigan S treet Campus la Ms p artin g lot south of Me Lecture Hall where we divided ap toy*, dolls, and games between Me kids, donated by A 1 Hardware We. of course, told Me children t h a t S a n ta C la n s bad J u s t o v e rlo o k e d t h e i r b o u se on Christm as day and g iv e us Um toy s to d is tr ib u te to th o se children be rrnseed

I t w as re a lly a fa n ta s tic pleasure to m ake others happy and a better late Man never Christm as lor all of us'

J o e S c b e r m V P Alpha PM Omega Tau Omlcroo Chapter

PURE FUNK

Jan. 17, 1974 IUPUI Union Building 9:00 p.m. to 12:00 p.m.

F R E E

The Jesus Student Fellowship Is sponsoring a m e d a l meeting Me Occult In a Bible Christian Perspective Cliff Readout a

occult leader will sneak a t th e m ee tin g to b e h e l d Monday, Jan 14 at I M p m la room M-IM In Me Union Bldg . 1100 West Michigan

f t a r and

I S d o fro o m i ef Allied Hi

IMs i* motinew offering but baa rocoatly been fe c to d / many ef Me evotvtM aad aew Mat cxaRroi and poUuttaa prevention The program i t aa teterdtedplteary m a n k application of prtacteafe of both Me biological aad physical

RELATED OCCUPATION*

Public Haalth - Environmental HaatM Scteaco baa a threefold purpose ( |) Me control of m an's physical aarrmmdtegi to avoid nasards from faulty or teadauuat* condition* wttote th t aa vtroammrt, (I) th* corroctioa of unbaattWul condttfeaa aad the prauervattau aad-or roatorattea of u atarsi resource*, aad (*) Ma promotion of haalth aad well-being through th* diaeem laaUoo of knowledge aad the enforc em ent of laws aad regainUoat

Currently teteeeat la roaalag high for hotter « ftro a m * a la l protection uUUta toM and coaeervauoa The dteiro *a the port ef moat dtiaaaa it for action to prevent the degradation of t a r air w ater, toil people are ataded who uadeiatead the Impact of card*** practice* aad ca a fiv e dlrortiaa aad guidance to concerted group* Both haalth p ro te c tio n and as torsi rouuarce protection are Involved In uavtroamuaUl control actions

Em ploym ent opportunities e i t s t aa Environm ental Health Scientist*. Public Health Officers. Food and Drug Inspectors and Conservation O fflc tn

ENTRY LEVEL OPPORTUNITIES:

Begun t I* generally withh a governmental agency such as county, municipal, s u i t , or federal departm ents of health or with specific Industries in which quality control aad environmental surveillance Is practiced

COURSEWORK

Qualified students are adm itted to Me program In their Junior year after uaccetsfuUy completing 40 sem ester hour* of prerequisite course* includuM Me Allied Health Core Curriculum

During Me Junior tn d Senior years training Is directed toward such areas a* w ater quality cootrol. w ater pollution and wastewater treatm ent, air pollution solid waste managem ent, adm inistration and planning food technology and control, epidemiology and community henlM adm inistration In addition to lecture* laboratory and field work Is provided as an im portant component of the course

WHERE TO GO POR MORE INFORMATION

F urther p articulari concerning Uu* m ajor study area aad career opportunities may be obtained from Me Career* Library to Me University Division (Room M In Cavanaugh Halil, the Occunetfenal Outfeek Handbook, or by contacting the course faculty or Dr H arolds Adams at Room 1M A. Ball Rstedence .Medical Cantor). l » West Michigan Street, phone IM-Tlte

This article waa written by WU) Bencbey. Senior Student to the Public Health-Environmuntal Health Science* Program

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This first article of the second sem ester of this year wtU be an introduction of myself to you Hi' I'm me Who arc you? You are a reader of aorta, la Mat correct?

-Y e a . you could say M at

- D o you rood for television’ Do you announce’

—No Thirty dollars down and twenty to go Kitty -W e re you ever m arried to a famous movie s ta r’

_ N n f n r t v d o lla rs d o w n an d ten to Co O rs e n ’

liven in tn e ir iu . . • » . . . . living I do--- hunted, but M at's not the point The hunter h a d to spend his winters in the mountains without any heat or food Much like we live today

So M u hunter walks Into town and tries to buy my great groat-great-gieat grandmother from her husband So be sold her and that is my only excuse for liking to hunt. Doctor Is there anything that can be done’

Weil. son. 1 guess we ll Just have to cut it off Cut what off’

Why your trigger finger, son

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Rock & Roll is here to

Dig Out the B rylcreem ' Roll /our Lucky Strikes up your tee*

ihirt sleeve' Nine teen-hundred ind seventy-four is not only the /ea r of the energy crisis but it is iIso the twentieth anniversary if E l v i s P r e s l e y s c l i m b wiggle’ i to stardom ' Oh golly*

josh ' Thanks to the m iracle of recording w a i and Dynaflex r u r llik e a - c h u r l p lastic, now yen, in the privacy of your own headphones, can relive those great golden winners of post*

l ib e rty pelvis Elvis'

Stay

Yea, verily folk RCA has done it again - another Elvis anthology, ELVIS A Legendary P erform er (CPLl-0341) It is entitled Volume r This seems to indicate that they intend to release more

Included in Volume I. are such waterlines from his high tide as the f i n t recording studio session on July 6. 1154, the September 23, 1951 fa re w e llto - m y f a n s recording as he is about to set sail for Germ any with the other common-soldiers You can even get your yearbooks soggy as you listen to previously ‘un released re c o rd in g s from re a l-liv e co n certs’ There s even a gen ewe-wine Elvis soo-ven-eer book This is Elvis' forty-something- or-other LP album 1 won’t be su rp rised if he continues to release another forty-or-so And when he m akes the ranks of the Social Securities. RCA will still be releasing anthologies And there will be dowager bobby- soxers buying them Oh well, 1 guess you c a n 't knock capitalism in the nam e of nostalgia

- M William Lutholtx

WOODLAND THEATRE ||

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INGMAR BERGMAN

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HOUR OF THE WOLF

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& Bonzo's bull

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Look to t ie Rivoli

G R IE V O U S A N G E L -G ra m Parsons

Reprise MS 1171

Grievous Angel’ is, sadly enough, G ram P arso n s' last album The man who graced the Byrds and The Flying Burrito Bros is no m ore Tliis is a good album, and is, as clicked as it m ay be. a fine e p iu th for him Working with Emmylou Harris and Linda Ronstadt (both of whom are s im ila r vocally), various Eagles, ex-Bum tos, and (gasp) Kim Fowley. Parsons has p rodu ced an albu m of country-influenced songs that s tan d w ith the b e st of his previous work High points the t itle song, th e live m ed ley ("C ash on the B arrelh ea d ."

Hickory Wind"), and "B rass Buttons." which is easily the definitive version Good Album Three Stars.

SUNDOWN-Gordon Lightfoot Reprise MS 2177

It is impossible to review a Gordon Lightfoot album. If you hav e h e a rd him . you know autom atically that this record,

"Sundow n", is fine If you h a v e n 't, you a r e c u ltu ra lly deprived by definition The new Lightfoot anthem is "Seven Island Suite", and a real grabber is "C ircle of Steel" Sundown is a departure in that it features a fuller sound (that is, more people in the backup band this tim e) Very tasty, nice for late nights Four Stars. (Provided for review by Wooderwall, 42nd and Poat Rd ) ^

URBAN SPACEMAN B onio Dog Band

Im perial Records

Old album that we all missed way beck when dept This is difficult-record-to-review week

" U rb a n S p a c e m a n " by the Bonxo Dog Band is a loony gem The B on to s a r e s o rt of an English Mothers of Invention, only ftiych funnier Do you like soul m usic’ Check out "Trouser P ress" and be cured of the affliction Three very big and very retroactive stars (P S This is a *4 98 lister Pick It up cheap and die happy)

M arcircel Frencho Staff Reviewer

The m anagem ent of the Rivoli Theatre is venturing into the promotional world, and will be bringing a number of coocerts to In d ian a p o lis in th e com ing months A concert In the Rivoli is a fabulous experience At 1,100 . s e a t s a n d w ith e x c e l l e n t acoustics, the Rivoli offers a type of show th at c a n ’t be m atched in central Indiana

Canned Heat was featured on January 11 As one of the hottest boogie bands emerging in the late 1910's

The next m ajor appearance will be the Return to Forever on January 25 Chick C orea's first rate jaxx group includes Bill Connors. Stanley Clarke, and Lenny White The group s recent

M aria masters

musical matters

Okay kids, here is one to go out and buy It has been sitting on

r

favorite record s tore's rack a couple of months The artist is ooe Maria Muldar, and can this girl sing! Why am I telling you this now you ask ’ Because I thought you would find it on your own you didn’t did you? Well, it’s not entirely your fault They played it on the

"rockandrollgrooveyradio" in this town a grand total of tern times

Now you rem em ber don't you?

You saw her picture in Railing Stone, but you thought it was an a d v e rtis e m e n t fo r fiv e d ly deodorant pads

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So who is this chick I keep talking about, and what makes her so super’ Well, she used to sing with Jim Kweskin's Jug Band You d o n ’t re m e m b e r them either do you? Careful, you a r e show ing yo ur e x tre m e youth Well to make a long story

* somewhat shorter, she m arried a c e rta in Geoff M uldar and som etime afte r that, the group broke up (those two events have nothing to do with each other .) think).

Now that we have the history lesson out of the way we can get on with the facts She sings like a bird, a very beautiful bird

Of the cuts on this piece of styrene best is probably when M aria asks the musical question

"Midnight at the Oasis " Also of note is a very beautiful lam ent called "M ad Mad Me "

This album was provided for review by Superfluous Records, home of fine records at high prices

Raymood Duvall 2nd string reviewer

INMENT

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ike yaar by national periodical*

If the Coraa concert goea well, the Rivoli will consider other j a n shows Including H arhie Hancock. Paul Butterfield. B B King, and Lee McCann

A third concert on F ebruary is will bring Roger McGuinn to Indiananotu Form erly with the Byrds. McGuinn ts now writing and recording his own music and is gaining quite a following The unly other concert booked at this time ts Blood. Sweat, and Tears - and their March engagement prom ises to be sold out s s soon as the tickets are available

New classes at YMCA

A new serves of golf, belly dancing, -and youth gym nastic classes will s tart at the Westside C o m m u n ity YMCA d u r in g January.

Beginning golf classes will be tau g h t by p ro fe s s io n a l Don EMtg UI Classes will m eet for six weeks on Thursday evenings at 7:00 p m and 8:00 p m All equipment is furnished Course co n te n t w ill Include b asic stance, grip, back swing, follow- through, use of different clubs and rules

B elly d anc in g c la s s e s fo r beginners will m eet on Moodays at 7:00 p.m. Mrs Bonnie Farson will teach the six week course which ‘ em phasises m uscle tooe and weight reduction

Youth gym nastic classes will meet Wednesdays after school Cindy O'Neil. Linda Ludlow, and Alien Collicott will instruct the six week courses which take girls and boys, ages six and

above /

F o r f u r th e r in fo rm a tio n c o n t a c t t h e W e s t s i d e Community YMCA a t 241-9313 on 24 South Lynhurst Drive

P a p llle n . th e new A llied Artists movie starrin g Steve McQueen and Dustin Hoffman opened in Indianapolis over the holidays The sto ry revolves around the many attem pts of Paptlion, portrayed by Steve McQueen to eecape from the penal coioey Hoffman plays L o u is D e g a , a c o n v i c te d counterfeiter

d lh e m o

The story allows some very in tere stin g film ing of jungle scenery and the ordered life of prison The corruption that hides beneath the facade of order is laid bare and the cruelty of p riso n is Ir o u g h t hom e by scenes involving m an-hunten m urder and homosexual rape As Papillon says "m an is the only animal in the world that shoves something up his ass to survive "

Gorey scenes of prison are c o n tra s te d w ith th e id y llic scenes of a prim itive Indian tribe that helps Pappi on one of his frequent attem pts at escape

The only thing m isting Steve jumping over a ‘ wire barricade with G erm an arm y a fte r , effect P apillae is the g re at e s c a p e s to ry a s he fin ally succeeds, an old grey man in retching freedom

The movie will be one of the outstanding films this year, but I doubt if it will become a classic Hoffman a portrayal of the quiet Dega was classic and reminds o n e of R a ts o in M id n ig h t Cowboy

Also showing in town ts TW Sting, reuniting the Newman Redford team in a 1930 s coo g a m e t h a t h a s e v e r y o n e including Western Union and the F B I involved in bilking a big tim e hood of half-a-m illion Newman chests b etter Redford gets beat up more and the whole story has a continuity that defies the confusing plot of the coo

O f t h e s e tw o f i l m s I re c o m m e n d T he S tla g fo r anytim e and would recommend sa v in g P a n i l l t a fo r d o lla r m atinees There seems to be a flourish of first-run films ui town and all of them are i

an. (Sieve McQueea) with M e of the friendlier natives la the I Artists film f

p acceptable Bill Houk

Terry Hamilton. M ai Howard GedWia Neu (left to right), in the unique and different circus production of TW FantasUcks plsving thru February 10 at the Beef n Boards Dinner TW stre

Kiss kiss hug hug TW saccharin runs thick at the Rivoli T heatre as "Romeo 4 Juliet" comes hack for the tenth tim e

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AIK AUNTIE ASPARAGUS A column that • "tap” to the T m l e w . and i questions that art Important to Yooog America' Dear Auntie Asparagus

Golly got. I mvw thought I'd ha writing to you! You ana, I have this problem I work Iowa at the Sawduet Reclamation Project, and over on the Synthetic Viewer tine worts thisgirUhat I d realty like to gat a date with. She has Monde hair, beautiful greao eyee. and the biggest . wuD. anyway, I Just don't know how to ao about iiln g bar (or a data, and I'm afraid I'D completely blow my < Can re n t

how to gat my "dream data," Amtte Asparagus? Jest d p i me:

PINING AWAY IN PUMPKIN CENTER DEAR PINING:

Glad to be of help' Many of my readers want to gat a data with that special girl with the big Jobe, so this can help them as wall as you Basically, there are three ways to ask for a.data; the right way. the wrong way. and the hamoroue, ha ha way. which we will talk about later. E&mptee —

WRONG WAY: "Sally Jo, will you go eee The Osmonds with mo Saturday night’*

"Not on vour life liver face."

RIGHT WAY: "Sally Jo, will yoa go sae The Osmonds with me Saturday eight?”

“Why sure, you gorgeous hunk of man!"

Isn't that assy? Of course, If you are the reel "be-maa" type, you might like the Direct Approach

“Sally Jo. go with me to the Oamonde concert or I’D break your face'

Good hick and Good Climbing!

D ost Auntie Asparagus

1 fear I’ve committed an awful faux-pas I was Invited to • Swinging" party, and I wore my beat leather Jockey aborts, fuchsia genie slippers with the cute curled-up toes and balls, my lurei Spiderman tank top with the attached fiber optic bull whip, and my genuine Uger akin tote beg Everyooe at the party snubbed me, and made insulting remarks. I left In an absolute rage, and when I got home I noticed my socks were mismatched!

Do you think this was why my treatment at the party was so beastly*

ONE OF THE BOYS DEAR ONE:

What do you think, creeg? By showing up at your host’s home wearily different socks, you flaunted your aberration for all to see Go bite a dog. you pervert!

BOTHERED by TEEN-AGE ACNE? If so. Auntie Asparagus has the answer for yea! In my new booklet, "Necrophilia Sure-Fire Cure for A cm , 1 reveal the ancient Sumerian formula (Why do you think GUgnmeah had such s good complexion ’ That's right!) that you can practice right In yaur ewe heme! Just sand B cents and the top of your TV set to:

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Thedile of being a

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O ut W om en's Service D M aon v td u d n a r beamed cbnte. com plsw uUh a superior msdfcal pro ln rio n ai W ifl OutstarxSng service U wwtda variety of areas such as pregnancy tarin g a coum aing. pregnancy tam m aBon (up to Sts I and menstrual extraction (starts period up to l For further VdormaSon or an appom rinent, caluakn con n o tn et

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(3 1 2 )6 4 4 -3 4 1 0 100 East O to Chicago, Knots 60611 A non pmAl argantatton

U of Indianapolis

has existed for years, just accross the street

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This is net the University of

“ That institution is street from as. Ou the

two metal tip s hanging from it. The f ir s t read

"CLERGY" and the secood

"GUNZOLUS COLLEGE."

edgtef the free perking let le be e n d And the Reverend Dr , Charles H. Gunsolus, A B , M.A., M M . DSc., Tb.D..

Ph D , etc., is the University of Indianapolis’s entire faculty and staff, ah by himself

After receiving fire degrees from Butler University where he studied for II years, and over 200 degrees and diplomas from other colleges and universities around the world, Dr. Gtmaotas decided to open his own university and teach classes In Hatha Yoga. ESP, Astroeophy, Theosophy, Parapsychology, Music. Heeling, the Bible, and Occult Sciences. He also teaches courses In languages Sanskrit, Hebrew, Latin, Greek, German, and some African and Arabic dialects.

After hearing the above information, I decided to meet the Rev. Dr. Charles H Gunsolus on his own ground — The University of Indianapolis.

Gunsolus College

The University is located In the doctor's house at SIS Blake Street oa the edge of the Michigan and Blake Street parking lot A large sign on the side of the house proclaims the doctor’s name, some of his degrees sad some of his courses

I west there on a cold rainy day a few weeks ago prepared to meet a bearded yop or a reject from the l W i "beet" period Dr Gunsolus is neither He is a slight man with snowy white hair and 10 years behind him.

He answered my knock as I stood on the wooden plank front porch with water dripping from my Jacket; “ Is this the University of Indians polls?"

A shadow that I couldn’t make out very dearly In the dim light answered. "Yes, it certainly Is."

He moved s little closer to the door and I could see the outline of his face and the mop oLwhite hair above it

‘T m a student from the university across the street and I was woodering If I could talk with you for a Tew minutes," I asked

"I have a student coming over in Just s few minutes but . come on in," he said as he

The inlsrter of the small hoaee

fra tL re D ^ h d fle th S

by a singls cord from tha catting The small sitting room was

Dr. Consoles started the conversation, "So . . . you're a writer? Well, maybe you can help me You see, there's not much money in my butane*

her* and 1 don't here a car and I hare some itudmti over on the east side Could you ask some of your people if toy of them could drive me out to the eestaide once or twice a week? 1 don’t hare much money, but I’d be willing to pay them , . .

"You eee. that’s one of the funny things about th is university of mine; for the pest 40 years I've watched the growth of In terest In the occult sciences—It is growing, you know -and I’ve watched lots of people use it to make mooey But I’ve never seemed to hare had the knack of making money with my talent There are a lot of people who’re used mysticism and occultism simply tat better themselves but there are tro y , many good poople In my (lead also. I Just never stem to make ranch money at I t"

The waDe of his hones are covered with wallpaper that has weathered with tke peasfa* of time. But on those walls are degrees and diplomas that aO bear the name of "Dr. Charter H Gunsolus’’: degree* from

"The Varner College of Herbal Science," the "Ordo Iempli O rlentls," the “ Phllliplne College of Mechano-lherapy"

and, on a back wall and across the top of aa old upright piano, are five degrees—all of them from Butler University '

"Yes, I did some studying of theology there. 1 got my Bachelor of Theology there - I’m an ordained minister, you know - but the profeeeori at Butler didn’t seem to like some of my Ideas and my studies of mutualism," be said, "That’s ooe of the strange things about the theologians they all say they believe In the soul and they all say they believe In the gpfrit But when you put ism’ on the end of s p i r i t u a l to « t t

‘Spiritualism,’ they won’t even talk to you. Nobody minds when you put an ‘Mm’ on the end of

‘American’ or anything else. But when you put It after 'Spiritual/

they get ah bothered by I t"

A tiM tiH the center

of one tads. Cherts, diagrams

•oa duu iixMiuft toot up a m at the remaining area but Dr.

Gunsolus Indicated two chairs In the corner by the store and so we motajf ever there end began

Is the fact that there are pe*le who are trying to a n Ms fMd for personal reasons. "Like S k S ^ ^ s S n Im a“ ta3 j

I asked her whnt a lucky was and * • ttad m elt e candle that If yea burned It In the dark of the moon at midnight. It would b rt* you good luck or money or lore or whatever you bought the candle for Now some people are trying to sell those tacky candles for three dollars when they only pay B cents for them I told her not to believe la lucky caadtae because if they were really tacky, woukta’t Be think I*d hare them burning aD over my house?" Be smiled. T there ere a lot of i people la the world.’

Apparently 1 wasn’t the first writer that Dr Gunsolus had ever encountered. “ That Thomas Keating that writes for the Star did a story on me some time beck end a lot of that story Just wasn’t right He said that I was s one-man university and that I was fighting I.U. I’m not fighting I.U , ItTrast that I had the name U n iv e r s ity of Indianapolis long before anybody even thoeght of combining those two schools across the street."

t e a c h in g , “ Well, t h a t ’s something I haven't taught hi several years. My wtfedtadsix years ago and since than I

•haven't done much with my musk training."

As 1 was about to litre he said, "I suppose they’ll more me out finally. I don’t want to go . anywhere alee even though my bouse is a bit of a mees They’re moved everyooe else out of this block except me and the people up the street But I guess they'll make us leave too, one of these days. Some of the people are trying to fight it - there’s a 119 million suit against I.U. by the

B ile around here, yoa know — I don't know bow succoosfol they’ll bo. But I suppose w the state tells you to Imre, you doo’t hare much of a choice."

In the meantime, say of you

who might be interested In

giving the Oatverslty of

Indianapolis a ride out 10th

Street once in a while, the

Reverend Dr. Gunsolus Is taking

rides when offered. He asked me

to tell you. So I did.

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ivontty community, Hoot* submit items to the IUPUI S«rv<ti Offset, 127 A bldg.,

Stroot Compos, by 5 p m . oochTuesday T j p w is paid for by IUPUI.

3 M TBM AT10NAL FROCRAMS CROUPS M H T TINS W K K

Three subcommittees of mo Chancellor s Committoo on International P r o g r a m s h •« • mootings scheduled this week AM faculty Stott or students who hovo interest in these

OfOOS

oro invited to Ottond

On Monday. Jon U. oil w O committoo mombors ond offers w ho with to suggest programs tor tho coming IU PU I Inter notional Woo* will moot In Noom 107 of tho Union Building of 3 p m

Th o s u b c o m m it t e e on Ovorsoat Study Programs will moot at It 30 a m Thursday Jon 17 in tho Covoneugh Moll Faculty Loungo to plan tho IU P U I In torn otlo n ol Week Oinnor

Tho Third World Studios wt»

committoo will moot Thursday Jon 17. In tho Intornotionol Programs oftico In tho Union Building at 3 p m to plan a T h ir d W orld S o m in o r and review a grant proposal

MEETINCON OCCULT SET F 0R T 0B A Y

Tho Josus studont Foliowship is sponsoring a specie! mooting on tho occult Monday Jan 14 in Room M 134 of tho U n io n Building

Opon to all IU PU I studonts and staff at no chargo. tho mooting will bo at I 30 p m

For mar occult loador Cliff Roadout from Bloomington will mafco tho motor presentation on tho tmo "Tho Occult In a Bibio Christian Porspociivo "

SPEECH/HEARING TIST SLATED

Tho spooch and hearing tost tor studonts will bo given on F r i

day. Jan 75 from I to 4 p m in Cavanaugh Mall. Room 433

Thoro aro no appointments necessary but those taking it must bo prepared to watt Thor#

is no chargo made tor the tost This will bo the only time that the tost will bo given until tho Fail Samos tor

FRBAY IS LAST REFUND DAY

JA N U ARY 14

3rd Year Dental Studonts. • DD a m . Union

Indiana State Employees Association. I I . 3D a m , Union Roger Thomas Seminar Luncheon. I I noon. Union Postgraduate Medical Education Luncheon. 12 noon. Union Josus Studont Foliowship Special Mooting. • 3D p m . Union

Tuesday JA N U ARY IS Postgraduate Medical Education. I 3D p m . Union Radiologic Technology II 3D a m . union 0 l R Luncheon Group. II 3D a m Union Division of Business Mooting. 12 noon. Union

Postgraduate Medical Education Luncheon. 12 noon. Union Photo Club. S p m . AD 0R3 JRth St Campus

Indianapolis General Dentistry Study Grouo. 7 45 p m . Union Studont Association. • IS p m . L E ID4

Wednesday JANUARY 14

I S R T House of Representatives, t 00 a m . Union Postgraduate Medical Education Luncheon 12 noon Union Endocrinology Mooting. 17 noon. Union

Symposium on Porodontkcs Buffet 12 noon. Union Postgraduate Medical Education Mooting 1 30 p m Union Fam ily Law Production. 1 30 p m . Union

Student National Medical Education. 7 3D p m . Union

JANUARY

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Postgraduate Medical Education. I 00 a m , Union

Vocational Leadership Development Consortium, t 00 a m , Union Postgraduate Medical Education Luncheon. 12 noon. Union Affirmative Action Committoo. 12 noon. Union

international Programs. I 00 p m . Union Dentspiy international. 3 00 p m Union

Central Indiana Medical Record Association. 3 00 p m union Faculty Council. 3 30 p m , Union

Studont Activities Board Dance. * 00 p m . Union

Community Health Nursing. I 00 a m . Union

l U Computer Network Operations Committee 10 00 a m Union Continuing Education Advisory Panel. 10 00 a m . Union Child Caro Consortium 10 00 a m . Union

Credit Union Mooting il 30 a m Union Fortune-Fry Research Labs 12 noon. Union Muslim Students 12 30 p m . Union Fam ily Law, 1 01 p m , Union Sponsored Programs. 2 00 p m . Union

Child Caro Consortium. I 30 a m . Union

Indiana Foreign Language Teachers Association t M a m . Union Political Science Mooting 4 30 a m , Union

kidney Foundation of Indiana, t 30 a m , Union Pi Lambda Theta Brunch 10 IS a m , Union

kidney Foundation of Indiana Luncheon. 12 noon. Union Clinical Program for Dental Lab Tech Luncheon. 12 noon, union

PURE FUNK IS RACR AT FIRST CAMPWS DANCE OF SEMESTER

The Union will lump ogam neit Thursday when the Pure Funk band provide the mood music tor the first eWlUPLM dance tor the beginning of the semester

The dance is tree is sponsored by the Student Activity Board and is from t p m to midnight at the Union Dance Hall All students from ail campuses are invited

The Student Activity Board has lined up e host of events tor this term including ski trips toboggan trips, ice skating, the tamed Reno night movies, horseback bike and canoe trips a euchre tournament and dinner-concert

Details of all will be announced m the Sagam ore the Green Sheet on posters and from phone by the Student Activity Office in the Union M any events are free eicept those with dbtside direct costs

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SPEAKERS FROM IUPUI FANNINC OUT O VBt CENTRAL INDIANA AREA

Student and faculty speakers are bemg called on to present a variety of speech topics to con trai Indiana audiences as a result of a new IUPU» Speakers Service protect

A b o o k le t w h ic h l i s t s availability of more than 70 faculty and the new student speakers bureau has been mail ed to more than 7000 clubs, organuattons and individuals in the area

The student speakers bureau is coordinated by Or Charles Monnter and it offers Student speeches from among the most

outstanding given at IU PU I Among those available are a stu dent who has lived m Ireland speaking on Ireland today a student m computer technology speaking on com puters and privacy a student who is a preemet committeeman speak mg on student involvement m poLfhppi action

In addition the University Forum conducted by Dr David Burns offers to arrange student debate programs on the national debate topic on government con trol of supply and utiliiafion of energy

HERRON BOOKS "S E A C U ll" FILM

Tho final 100 par cant rotund **date for Spring Semester is ne*t Friday Jan II. not Jan 25 as shown in the C lass Schedule calendar Those withdrawing must apply by that time tor the**

\m per cent refund Each week following, refunds drop to 4R. 40.

and 2D par cant, then taro

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The film. "The Seagull is scheduled to be shown at the Herron Auditorium Friday Jan II. as part of the Herron Film Festival series The showing is

at | p m and there is no ad m u sion charge

Other films scheduled include

Sunset Boulevard on Feb 1

and The Thief of Bagdad on

Feb 15

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Dinner-Concert

(buffet)

featuring:

WRIGHT BROS. OVERLAND STAGE CO.

in the IUPUI Union Building Sunday, January 20

at 7:00 p.m.

tickets available at the student activity board office M l02

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Students—$ 5 .5 0 ...Non-students-86.50 Sponsored by the Student Activity Board Office

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New FSEA officers

11m uewly alactad officer* lor the IUPUI Junior Branch of tba F o o d S o rv lc o E s o c a t l v o s A n ocu tioo lor lfM are

PrwKteot, John S Taylor Vice P reeidoot. Dianne B.

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Treasurer. Jay A McGuire Secretary, Lynn Aklous

F.S.E.A. is an international professional, educational and fraternal organisation of over 7,000 m em bers throughout the world There are now 43 College and U a lv a rs ity C h ap ters of F.S.E.A. with mem bership of 1,306 students

Prof Raymond A Dault of the F ood S e rv ic e an d L o dging Supervision Program at IUPUI serves as National Co-Chairman o f J u n i o r M e m b e r s h i p Committee for P S E.A..

The IUPUI Branch sponsored a field trip in 1073 to the International Headquarters of Holiday Inn in Memphis, Tens Additional field trips will he planned In th e 1074 S pring Sem ester The students are also w o r k in g on p u b l i s h i n g a directory of dining-out facilities here in Central Indiana

R id e r s

Ib order la find persons whose schedules, place of origin and destination are t e n t e r , a person who te a M hm ittad hia d ata to the plan would fo to say Stadant Service office and make use of the data cards Ite r s Tba plan is to bare the date cards of those persons who only attend o a t cam pus located eely a t the Student Service office on that

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than one campus may follow the there will he more factors to m atch up Volunteers will be on hand to assist you from the hours of 3 4 p m , Monday Thursday

The “ Share-a-ride plan will m ake use of the sam e d aU provided by the students. Those who a r e not ab le to m ake suitable car pool arrangem ent!

on a weekly basis may he able to connections for once or twice a week in which rid e s m ig h t h e s h a r e d o r t r a d e d b etw een ca m p u se s or from home to campus by using the sa m e s y ste m . Any stu d en t, faculty or staff mem ber may use this system All that 1% required that you apply in person to your nearest Student Service office

S H IP

Second aem esler enrollm ent l o r S H IP l S tu d e n t H e a lth Insurance Plan) is avallablt to a ll lu ll tim e stu den t* . F o r information and application! try your local Student Service olflce or the Student-Employee Health S erv ice , room 111, C lla ic a l Building