FOOTBALL

Football is with us once again, and already those under

graduates who covet a place in the 'Varsity teams are hard at t it

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?very evening. Many freshes are training vigorously, with the hope that one day they will be occupying the position of a Cordner or a Sleeman.

At present the chances of our team look the rosiest possible Not only are all the old members back, with the exception of ',pie (who is now in search of

a job

instead of the ball), but 440 we are singularly fortunate in that last year's captain is

a

gain at the helm. Among the new men there are some acquisi-

t1

,°no, i.e., Gil Barker and Kneen, who have already acquitted themselves splendidly. Fleming also

seems to have retained all

418 goal-kicking ability.

Great interest is being displayed in the " Spencer Cup "

matches. At present it looks a good thing for Second and Third Fear Meds., but still we fully expect some good games between the different divisions.

, Results

to date: —University beat South Yarra ; University coat Brighton.

CRICKET.

VISIT TO SYDNEY.

A, "Under the auspices of the Sports Union and the new system of

district cricket the University Cricket Club has advanced con- ciderably. Their performances during the past season were e1*emely creditable, and no doubt would have been better but for

the fact that the long vacation somewhat weakened them—a

t

rouble with all University teams.

8

ydney team having visited us last year, our team returned

t'lle visit this year. The team left Melbourne on March 28, alicl reached Sydney on Good Friday. They were met by the 'e cecutive of the Sydney Sports Union, and driven to their hotel barlinghurst. In future, it would be advisable on such an uceasion to have a manager appointed, in order that arrange- II:lents might be carried out in a businesslike way.

t The match was commenced on Saturday, with E. M. Baird as da.Ptain. Having won the toss, he decided to bat. Our fellows 761d fairly well in this innings, th e chief scorers being W. Miller,

Ba

ird, with 63, and Upton (35) were the principal scorers. Flem- 84tg and

Lecouteur bowled well against

^.

Sydney, who proved

too

l'Ong

for us in batting, and succeeded in winning comfortably.

'Socially, the team had a splendid time in the hands

of the 1137diley Sports Union, who treated them in the most lavish man- we, 1‘. On Saturday they were banquetted at Bauman Cafe, milere complimentary speeches were given by the captain and

1.• G. T. Harper, who officiated as manager of the team.

Y, 1907.

48 THE SPECULUM. May, On Monday night a theatre party was held at Rickards', after which Mr. Nathan entertained the team to gallons of fizz.

Can a cricketer be a Christian ? is what we ask.

During their sojourn all members of the team were elected as honorary members of the University Club—a club patronised by undergrads. All are unanimous now that such a club should exist over here. 'Twas here " Derry " celebrated his " Glorious Saturday Night." The trip was enjoyed by all, and our warmest thanks are due to our Sydney friends for their lavish hospitality.

ROWING.

The twenty-seventh annualInter-collegiate Boat Race was rowed on Saturday, May 11. Greater interest was taken in the race this year than for some years past, as Trinity had 13 wins to their credit and Ormond 12, while Queen's, who had never had better than third place, were thought to have a good chance of winning this race. Ormond and Queen's were both represented by the strongest crews that had ever represented the colleges, but Trinity had the gods against them from the first, Dyason being unable to row through injuries, and Fraser (the stroke) having contracted influenza a few days before the race, was also absent from the boat.

The weather was beautiful, and a large crowd of supporters attended to see the race. Three steamers followed the crews ,

the " Sprightly," the " Osprey," and a smaller launch bearing the Ormond flag. The course was from Williamstown to Foot - scray Wharf, about two miles of the championship course. A splendid start was effected, and the three crews were level about 150 yards from the start, when one of the Trinity crew caught a crab, and they fouled the piling on the bank. Before they could get going again they had lost four lengths, but very pluckily rowed on, although all chance was now gone. Meanwhile, a splendid race ensued between Queen's and Ormond, and when one mile had been covered Ormond were about a foot behind the gallant chocolates. Then the weight began to tell, and at one and a quarter miles they were a clear length ahead. They con- tinued to row finely, and although Queen's made a couple 01

desperate spurts, Ormond gradually drew away, and won by about four lengths, the plucky Trinity being about six length s behind Queen's. All three crews were coached by members of the Albert Park Club—Ormond by IV r. A. Chamley, Queen's Mr. Chas. Donald, and Trinity by Mr. J. McFarlane and Mr. u*

H. Powell. These gentlemen deserve great praise for the splen•

did way in which they brought the crews on. The crews were • Ormond.—J. Love (bow), C. G. Shaw, C. Littlejohn, R. S.

THE SPECULUM. 49 Anderson, E. T. Guinness, S. J. Campbell, J. McFarlane, R. W. S. Good (stroke), J. Rowan (cox).

Queen's.—J. G. V. Shelton (bow), D. P. Greenham, A.

H.

Dunstan, W. G. Higgs, F. L. Apperly, N.

L.

Speirs, L. J. C. Mitchell, A. G. Greenham (stroke), W. N.

Gunson (cox).

Trinity.—A. Sherwin (bow), C. Clarke, M. L. Williams, R.

Bage, J. A. Lindon, C. N. Atkins, H. Ross Soden, T. E.

Dossetor (stroke), F. L. Gill (cox).

LACROSSE.

The Canadian game has started once more, and as usual the general melee which to the outsider seems to characterise the game takes place on the Oval every night. One thing I would like to suggest is, that a few men from the " A ^{' 2} team should take some of the colts two or three evenings a week and teach them a few points of the game. Doubtless it would be of great benefit to the club if such procedure were adopted. Tyrie and

1)

r. Wally Summons are in great form, especially the former, whose brilliant stick work seems to dazzle every one. ,Conrick has retired from the game ; we know not what his calling on a Saturday afternoon now is, but we guess. Another good ( ? ?) man who has left the ranks is MacShane, who was very promis- ing last year, but now seems to prefer the " Bully " and the big chair in the M.S.S. room.

HOCKEY.

Rumour has it that a Hockey Club is to be formed this year.

So far we have seen nothing of it, but probably MR. Harry Butler is getting a fine contingent of Amazons from the hidden crypts of the P.I.C. rooms, and from the ranks of the Massage students, several members of whom Newton says are made of the real Hockey stock.

TENNIS.

This game is fairly booming this year, and is receiving patron- age from all sides of the University. Another court has been constructed adjoining the two old ones, and should be very acceptable when opened.

In Third Pennant there are two divisions, the members of both of which are in great form, and should perform very well.

Pirst Pennant have a very strong four in again, Feilchenfeld especially showing good form.

This year " our boys " travelled to Sydney to try and retain the ashes gained in Jubilee year. After a brilliant start they fell away towards the finish, and were beaten : otherwise they had a good time. " Otherwise," methinks, is a very important factor to be considered when on these trips.

Al ay, 1907.

Anatomical and Anthropological Society.

Owing largely to the enthusiasm of Professor Berry, who first suggested the idea, the above society has been formed, for the purpose of cultivating an interest in anatomy and anthropology outside that which is necessary for examinations and purely pro- fessional success. Australian aboriginal anairopology is an almost untouched field, while in a comparatively isolated centre like Melbourne the advantages of a live Anatomical Society are obvi- ous. Its founder, we know, hopes to see it grow into a really powerful and important scientific institution. The society is affiliated with the M.S.S., and its progress will be watched with interest by all. It is hoped that students will make careful notes of any abnormalities met with during their course of dissections, and will report, all such to the society.

The following are the office-bearers : —President : Professor Berry ; Vice-Presidents : Dr. G. R. Adam, Mr. F. D. Bird, Dr.

Colin McIcenzie, Mr. G. C. Rennie, Mr. G. A. Syme and Dr.

R. R. Stawell ; Secretary and Treasurer : Mr. Isaac Jones ; Committee: Messrs. G. A. Wicken, H. G. Newton, J. C. Camp- bell, G. Shelton, N. L. Potter

(e.r officio).

The first meeting of the society will be held in June, when Professor Wilson, of Sydney, will deliver the inaugural address.

• Health Society Papers.

No. II.

Q.—What hygienic rules may be laid down regarding clothing ? A.—The hygienic rules are—(1) Protection ; (2) Decency;

(3) Distinction ; (4) Ornament.

Q.—In the absence of a medical man, how would you deal ' with such emergencies as—i. Poisoning ; ii. Choking ?

A.—i. Give the patient a mixture of mustard and water, salt and water, or soap and water, which abates the burning or surging in the stomach. ii. A raw egg will sometimes help to get out the most difficult obstacle. Put the patient on his back—

that might ease him a bit.

Q.—Discuss milk as an article of diet.

A.—Milk contains

all

the necessary stimulants the body re- quires. It is a great attractor of germs.

Q.—In a case of insensibility, how would you find out what was the matter ?

A.—The patient would say anything that came into his head.

Q.—What would you do ?

A.—Sprinkle cold water on the head.

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On Dit

That Sir John Falstaff is getting too patronising to " us Fifth Year fellows."

That Professor Bill " has delivered a valuable series of lec- tures to the honoraries at the Women's.

That a certain popular physician at M.H. recently gave his clorks " a positive diagnosis (which was not verified " after- wards ").

That the " Colonel " is applying for the position of medical superintendent at M.H. He goes round the wards quite nicely, and makes a specialty of the mortuary arrangements.

That the Third Year man who lately arrived from Adelaide 44 per Whale " has discovered the triangular fascia.

That a certain lady will give anaesthetics no " Moore."

That Billy James did not let even his nearest intimates know of the approaching event. (Billy always was a secret old dog.) That the intentions of a certain St. Kilda barracker are strictly honourable, and that his football enthusiasm is derived from the fact that the young lady in question is the daughter of a well-known football umpire.

That the fact of his being welshed at the last Cup meeting has not cured a certain coloured Third Year man of sporting propensities. This time, however, he is in the field, and is easily favourite.

That the " Colonel " might let the out-door surgeons see a ease once in a while.

That there are more " downs " than one in the Fifth Year.

That the Hackenschmidt of Fifth Year is cultivating dignity and a " mo." We await developments in both.

That anuerisms %are numerous at M.H. So says the lightning

d

iagnostician of Fifth Year.

That the young ladies of our Elizabeth Street tea-room are h is

a

nxiou sly

seeking the identity of the handsome visitor who lost hat.

That at obstetrics oral " Tiny " was accused of being weak in Ills breech. Can it be proved ?

That our indiarubber honorary and his happy friend were asked in through the window at the Cafe Chantant.

That two of our Professors arranged a duet at the Smoke Night over " Susianna." Injected aortas at two tables' distance.

That many a heart dies without a murmur.

That " Doug." McWhae got ten first classes during his course.

That Howard La Barte Cummins got first in Medical Juris - prudence at Edinburgh.

That a certain popular honorary, an authority on peripheral neuritis and gout, was seen cooling his fevered brow in Flinders Lane the other day.

That Mary Ann has captivated many a heart.

Old Boys.

Roly Wettenhall still at Hobart Hospital.

Fay Maclure at Kyneton Hospital.

Johnny Avery and Gordon Paton at Brisbane Hospital.

Sid Sewell tutoring at Queen's.

G. Mathieson tutoring Ormond.

Clive Shields tutoring Trinity.

Andy Young gone over to the West.

Tommy Dunhill doing well Collins Street.

" Tiny ' McLay at Clare, South Australia.

New Residents.—Miss Jamieson, Mr. Devine, Mr. Hutchings , Mr. Dunhill, Mr. Gill, Mr. MacLaren, Mr. Blanbaum, Mr• Silberberg, Mr. McWhae, Dr. Maudsley, Drs. Bird and Stirling , Dr. 'Syme, Drs. Moore and Ryan, Dr. Howard. Pat O'Leary leaving St. Vincent's.

"Cam" Duncan having a holiday. Much missed in Ward-- at M.H. Wally Summons Assistant Health Officer for City.

Harvey Sutton passed primary exam. for F.R.C.S. Eng.

Moss Bowman at W.H.

Pat Chenery, Waratah, Tasmania. (Left Port Augusta, S.A.)

" Lord George Skyscraper " Perry with Dr. Webb at Foot:

scray amongst the bone-dust. Hopes to go to England next year.

Dave Mendelsohn living on his means.

Bill Bottomley back from England ; in private—Fitzroy. t J. F. Barnard just recovered from Ty. 'Convalescing a Wangaratta.

Hamilton left Nathalia and gone to Lockhart ; taking G 1.15 Kearney's place. Grey Nicholls sold out Maitland, S.A., and settling Victoria . Parramore from Springsure Hospital, Queensland, to Mitta- gong, N.S.W.

Neil Crowley just left for England for two years to specialis e akin. W. Donaldson still in town.

THE 'SPECULUM. 53 Davie Mackie returned from Givalia, W.A., and bought prac- tic e in Kingston, Victoria.

Jim Harris•bought practice at Port Pirie, S.A. (ructions over getting in Hospital).

Ben Sleeman just from Queensland, locuming S.A.

Dave Code still in Broad Arrow, W.A.

Bill Tulloh just gone to O.K. Hospital, Queensland.

Bertie Weigall at Eye and Ear.

" Fleshy " Marsden returning to England next July.

Jerry Maloney in town ; wants St. Vincent's.

Les Kidd in Adelaide Hospital. Great pal of Prof Watson's.

Sid Patterson at Kids'.

A. S. Robertson from Mansfield to practice in Bairnsdale.

"Stump " Makin just returned from wreck of " Tsinan."

A.B. Campbell, locum, Sorrel, Tassy.

Douglas Cooke married, returning to England.

Billy James married on the quiet : slipped everybody up.

Dicky Stawell motoring round England.

Ingham going to England.

" Jerry " Wood taking Ingham's practice at Dimboola.

I Bob Short bought practice at Heyfield. Shortly toe-ing the 'ilia. Congratulations, Bob !

Bill Brown appointed to Perth Hospital in place of poor old SWindley.

Charlie Dennis just back from Europe.

J. F. C. MacKenzie, Indian Medical Service, stationed at Meerut.

Frank Davies starting practice at Malvern.

" Jammy," hospital appointment at Loveston.

"

13ene Staggers " doing well at Elmore. Now some months a dict.

Forshaw taken Dr. Napthine's practice at Stawell.

Matthew Lang—Eye and Ear in Collins Street.

Leon—Creswick Hospital. Major ops. galore.

J. R. Lee from Warracknabeal to Collins Street.

Pat Lang—practice in Camperdown.

1, R. R. Horne getting £1000 from Chinese Government, and gas again started practice in Traralgon.

Billy Lind left Sunbury, and is to go to lunatics at Beech- /North.

Tim Healy doing well in Donald.

Bryan Foster and Tommy Kerr working together in England.

Joe Cunning consulting practice in London.

Carlisle Cowin married at last at St. Mary's, N.S.W.

M. K. Moss at Infectious Diseases. Still the same old sport.

Ab. Haines gone to Camperdown.

Roy Wawn locuming at the Women's.

Claude Greer married.

Oliver in town from Quambatook, in the Mallee.

Opie insurancing round Bendigo.

Ossy Joynt and Jack Ward A.M.P.-ing in Queensland.

Mark Ley at Mansfield.

Tut Looney taking the Governor-General to Japan.

Garnet Deravin—Japan, Chingtu.

" Tiny " Wilson locuming for Jack Gordon.

Morty Nesbit locuming at Alfred.

Oldham—Lesident Alfred Hospital.

Charlie ackay just back from insurance trip to Queensland' Wants th ids'.

Joe Sw ham at Launceston.

Teddy T hite at Warrnambool.

Spring at St. Vincent's.

M.D.—R. L. Forsyth, L. S. Latham, J. R. Lee, H. 0' Turnbull.

OLD GIRLS.

Miss Annie Robertson in partnership with Dr. Davies at Lock - hart. Great business as an oculist.

Miss De Garis, M.D.—Muttahurra, Queensland.

Miss Good—Queen Victoria Hospital.

Miss Henry—Davenport, Tasmania.

Miss A dela Williams in town from Muttaburra for a holiday' Miss Fitzgerald still at Infectious Diseases.

Miss Laura Weir going to Springsure Hospital, Queensland.

Miss Edelsten engaged to a Queensland magnate. Con- gratulations.

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