The Empty Chair
One day there was a school that haunted by a couple of ghost. Not a couple, just a student with her teacher. Then in one class there is a chair that is never placed by everyone because of the myth that if we sits on that chair, the ghost will disturb us or even get posessed. Besides that, this school is called ‘Hello International High School’ this is a very unique school. Because of what? Because this school is consists of students who came from different country such as korea, japan, china, malaysia, india, and arab. Now there was a young man named John E Coll Sudaryana. He was a new teacher in this school. Suhud of course was very happy and spirited in his first day teaching. At the same time he was in the headmaster room.
*Scene 1*
(in the headmaster room)
Mr. Suhud : Good Morning ma’am
Mrs. Icha : (nada ganjen+lebay) Good Morning. By the way don’t call me ma’am just call me miss pretty.
Mr. Suhud : Oh (Smile) Miss...Pretty (tertawa di dalam hati)
Mrs. Icha : Oh so you are Mr... (lupa)... Mr. John E Coll Sudaryana right?
Mr. Suhud : Yes i’ am. just call me Mr.Sudaryana ma’am. Eh ups... sorry. I mean miss Pretty.
Mrs. Icha : Okay you are here to replace one of the teacher who has resigned from this school, you are going to take his class. Any question for that?
Mr. Suhud : ...
Mrs. Icha : Okay. Congratulation for your first day of teaching and you are the part of this school. Now just follow me, i will bring you to your class. (icha menarik tangan suhud dengan ganjen -_-)
*Scene 2* (In the class)
Mrs. Icha : Mr.Sudaryana this is your class. Attention please (nobody hears) The students : fohwuluwuluwuluwkwkwkwjfchsdkjfijfh!@#%$^%^&**^%$$ suci : please guysss please, sikap berisalam
students : asalamualaikum wr wb
Mrs. Icha : i’m going to introduce you a new teacher who will replace mr. Erry
(suhud comes in to the class)
Girls : woooowwww, so handsome. (terpana dengan kegantengannya <3 )
Suci : suttttttssssss attention pleaseee. (Para murid pun terdiam)
Mrs. Icha : This is a new teacher for this class guys, please be nice with him. Okay Mr.Sudaryana i think I have to go. Byeeeee~~~ mr Sudaryana :* :* <3 (wink)
Students : huuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Suhud : okay guysss. Let me introduce myself. My name is Mr John Echole Sudaryana. You can call me mr Sudaryana. Please be nice with me and enjoy my class.
Students : hello Mr.Sudaryanaaaaaaa~~~~~ <3333
Mr.Suhud : well i think today we will not study. Just try to know each other. Anyone have question for me?
Fitria : (rise her hand) i have sir. Mr. Suhud : what’s that?
Fitria : have you any girlfriends? (Centil)
Students : huuuuhuhuhuhuhuuhuhuuh Mr. Suhud : no i haven’t
Titus : may i be your girlfriend sir? Hahahahahaha Mr. Suhud : of course no...
Fitria : no titus, he’s mine, you know
Titus : no no no that’s imposible. (Adu argumen antara fitria dan titus)
Suci : OMG titus, fitria, don’t fight in the class pleaseeee.
Mr.Suhud : Well, here i want to know you more. So, please introduce yourself one by one please. Starting from you (pointing at titus) and continue to the next by you.
Titus : Aca-aca-aca (gaya syahrukhan) My name is titus and i come from India. Fitria : Aca-aca –acaaaaaaa My name is fitria, i’m from india too same as titus. Bagus : Assalamualaikum.wr.wb My name is Bagus and i come from Arab.
Setia : Ni hao maaaa. My name is setia maa. I come flom china maa. Nice to meet you too laaa. And this is my flend maa (Pointing at desi)
Desi : Ni hao ma. I’m Desi, I’m chinese too. Nice to meet you. Suhud : Nice to meet you too. And the next.
Nida : Annyeong haseyoo. My name is Nida and I come from South Korea dae-Han-Ming-guk (prok prok prok prok prok)
Suhud : That’s nice. And you?
Suhud : Okay that’s good. And you?
Riana : My name is riana, i’m come from spanish too. Suhud : And the last?
Titin : My name is Titin, i’m from Japan. Hajimemashite
Suhud : Well—(ada seseorang mengetuk pintu)
Icha : (tok tok tok suara pintu di ketrok) I’m sorry mr sudaryana. (berbisik ada murid baru) yess please come in new student.
Suhud : hey new student please come in.
The new student enter the class. She looks very happy with her first day of school. Suhud : Okay girl please introduce your self
Isty : my name is michelle istiana grande, you can call me isty, im from ... (terdiam melihat bangku kosong)
Suhud : (suhud menjentikan jarinya di depan muka isty) hello hay hey woooy (clap his hands)
Isty : (kaget) yes sir ? Suhud : from where?
Isty : I’m from Eng...England
Suhud : please sit down on that chair (point to the empty chair)
Student : (berbisik bisik sedikit merinding ketakutan)
Bagus : no no no, you cannot— Nida : stttttt stop it !
Bagus : (whispering) but she should know about that
Nida : NOOOO, remember the myth, do you want something happened to you ? Bagus : so, how about her ?
Nida : i don’t know
Isty : can i get another chair ?
Suhud : no, oke please attention guys, isty please sit down
Setia : (Mengguncang guncang tubuh Isty) Hey hey are you okay? Isty : I’m okay (tersenyum)
(bel berbunyi)
Suhud : oh. okay i think time’s up. You may go home now. Suci : greet to the teacher
Students : assalamualaikum wr wb
*Scene 3*
The next day in the canteen isty talk to desi and setia what she feels
Isty : guys i feel something weird in the class. Do you know something?
Desi : actually... mmmm mmmmmm eeemmmm mmmm emmmm i cannot tell you about this. It’s about...mmmm
Setia : aahhhh we have to tell her, she should know about this. Desi : No! You better dont.
Setia : Ahhh! Isty, There’s a ghost on the chair you know everybody in this school know it
Isty : ohh i know it. I can feel it yesterday. Desi : what? how can you know ?
Isty : i have sixsense, so i can see something that you cannot see, but keep it secret oke
Setia : wow amazing? Where is the ghost now? Is she around us or not? (excited) Desi : stttttt don’t talk about it. (bel berbunyi) lets go to class !
*Scene 4*
In the class. Isty still sitting on the same chair. But her looks so strange
Titin : isty may I borrow your pen?
Isty : how can you dare sit on this chair !! i have told you this is my chair !! (isti menggeram geram kesurupan)
Students : setiap siswa mengeluarkan karakter, kaget dengan bahasa asalnya sendiri dengan alay
Bagus : shut up guys !!!!!!!!!!!! (Bagus, sang arabian knight menghampiri isty dan berkomat-kamit membaca bacaan pengusir syaitan dan jin. Seakan merukiyah isty. Dia mengambil air dan menjampeinya kemudian di cucilah muka isty dengan air itu)
Isty wake up from possession. That ghost are gone now. Bagus : isty are you ok? What’s your name? Isty : I’m Isty
Bagus and everyone: Oh alhamdulillah
Nunik : Isty, i think you have to go to the P3K room(?)
Isty with nunik going to the P3K room to memulihkan Isty.
*Scene 5*
In P3K room Isty lie in bed. She’s not accompanied by nunik anymore, because she have to attend the class. Suddenly there’s someone entered the room with hot tea in her hands.
Isty : hey. You makes me scared. Widi : (tersenyum sambil mengangguk)
Isty : If i’m not mistaken. You are the food seller in the canteen right? Widi : (mengangguk)
Isty : may i tell you something ma’am? Widi : (Menghampiri isty lebih dekat.)
Isty : i dont know whom i should tell to about this, maybe its hard to believe but i should tell someone about this, ma’am, i was possessed. And when i was posessed there is someone who asked me to tell the truth but i dont know what does she mean, and a dont know who she is.
Widi : (widi terlihat ketakutan karna melihat sosok kartika)
Isty : what do you see? (menoleh kearah kartika) can you see her?, you know something right?, she is someone who always disturb me, she ask me to tell the truth !!
Kartika : ask her, she knows the truth !! (berbisik berulang kali)
Widi : okay i’ll tell you the truth
Widi : yes of course!, actually i know what happened in the past, someone who always disturb you is a student here ten years ago and she died in this school in your class. Especially on the chair you were sitting.
Isty : (kaget) oh my god. how can she died ?
Widi : she was killed by her classmate, and the story begin in that morning.
*Scene past #1*
In the class
Kartika : yuri i wanna tell you something
Yuri : what’s that ?
Kartika : actually emmm i like.... mr budi
Yuri : what!!! What do you mean with like ?
Kartika : i mean like mmmm.... i love him
Yuri : what? You can’t he’s our teacher.
Kartika : So what’s wrong with that?
Geng anak kaya comes and the geng bertingkah
Sisca : you know that i love mr budi, he have to be mine whatever the way !
Lina : how can its happen?, he is our teacher ?
Ratu : sutttttt dont say something like that !
Sisca : (menatap lina) what are you talking about !!! i’m the daughter of the owner of this school, i can do everything (melempar sesuatu yang ada di meja pada lina).
Lina : O M G (jatuh alay)
Risma : oh o oh noo (membantu lina) are you oke ?
Ncul : what happend what happend ?? (semuanya membangunkan lina)
Lina : im sorry im sorry, i believe i believe that you can get mr.budi as your boyfriend
Sisca : good (jempol)
Ncul : hahhh what are talking about i dont understand ??
Risma : o my good, cul please !!
Bel berbunyi. Mr. Budi entered the class.
Budi : oke guys good morning ? have you done your homework ?
Sisca : mr i dont do the homework mr
Budi : why ?
Ncul : you do the homework right with us yesterday
All geng : suuuutttttttts
Sisca : shut up cul !! mr mr mr mr mr mr i cannot do the homework tel me tell me tell me
Budi : okay please sit down, kartika please answer the first question in the blackboard!
Kartika : yess sir.
Spidol jatuh dan kartika dan budi mengambil spidol secara bersamaan
All geng : look look look what are they doing
Sisca : oh my god (menggebrag meja) what the ffffff
All geng : calma calma calma (bahasa spanyol menenangkan dan yuri datang menghampiri geng)
Yuri : actually i have an information for you (yuri berfikiran jahat untuk memanfaatkan kesempatan ini untuk mengambil keuntungan dari sisca si orang kaya.)
Sisca : what’s that ?
Yuri : this information its not for free, you know lahh
Sisca : of course i know, i can buy everything you want, tell me right now !!
Yuri : No. Money first and the information gonna be yours.
Sisca memberikan segepok uang tunai
Yuri : (terkekeh) i know that you love mr budi, and kartika loves him too. And i hear that Kartika will confess him and want to be his girlfriend.
All geng : whattttttttttt!!
Mr. Budi : what happened guys ?
Ncul : suuuutsss you all so noisy.
Yuri : That’s what i’ve got. Thank you for the money. (kembali ke mejanya.)
Sisca : we have to do something about this guys
Lina : how if we give her lesson
Ncul : hahh what kind of lesson, is it english, indonesia or mathematic ?
Ratu : are you crazy ? its not that kind of lesson like that
Ncul : what lesson then?
Bel berbunyi, waktunya pulang
Mr. Budi : okay, i think enough for today, see you next meeting, bye
All geng menghampiri kartika di mejanya.
Ncul : hey kartika what are you doing ?
Kartika : packing my books, why ?
Ncul : oh its that good
Lina : (membetot ncul) cul its not like that (ngajiwir)
Risma : who do you think you are ?
Kartika : what do you mean ?
Ratu : dont pretend you are dont know anything
Sisca : (menghampiri) dont speak to much, you have feeling to mr budi right ?
Kartika : what feeling ?
Sisca : Don’t pretend to be fool. God dammit b*tch
Kartika : (Marah) so what?! It’s my free choice to love anyone!!
Sisca : how dare you !! (menampar kartika) im the only one who can love mr.budi!! you are nothing!
Kartika : im human too, i can freely to love someone its up to me !
Sisca : if you dont listen to me there will be something bad happen to you !!!
Kartika : i dont care !!!
Sisca : what? You don’t care? Then you have to take this ( geng memukuli kartika dan sisca mendorong dengan keras sehingga terpental dan meninggal. Kepalanya membentur mejanya sendiri)
Ratu : she’s not moving, look at her !
Risma : she’s died
Lina : no way
Ncul : really
Sisca (menggoyangkan badan kartika dengan kakinya) she is really died guys. We killed her
Everyone : No. You killed her.
Belum sempat mereka kabur ternyata widi melihat semua kejadian itu dari awal. Widi melihat semuanya dan secara spontan menjatuhkan bawaannya breeeng, all geng secara bersamaan melihat kearah widi
Sisca : bring her to me
Widi : no no no i dont see anything no no
Sisca : dont you dare to tell somebody about that or you will died like her !!
Widi : (widi mengangguk pasrah sambil menangis)
All geng keluar kelas.
Mr budi masuk ke kelas untuk mengambil sesuatu yang tertinggal
Budi : kartika !!!! oh no kartika kartika. What happened?!
All geng masuk kelas bertujuan memfitnah mr budi
Lina : mr budi what are you doing to kartika ?
Budi : no no.... no. I just saw her lying here bleeding. Please someone call 911!
Sisca : This is nonsense. You must know something about this. Or? Did you kill her?
Budi : (mundur) No i don’t.
Sisca : Yes you did!
(mr. Budi karena mundur munduran akhirnya terpeleset dan jatuh. Dia yang mempunyai penyakit darah tinggi tak bisa apa apa akhirnya meninggal ditempat.)
*Kembali ke Masa depan*
Isty : oh I see. She wants me to tell the other about it. She wants to tell Mr. Budi about her love and... excuse me ma’am but is mr.budi rest in peace? Or he gentayangan too?
Widi: i think so. I ever seen his ghost taught in the class. In the night. Isty: oh god this is terrifying. What should i do then?
Widi : I think we have to called the ghosts gather together so they can tell each other about the reason why they’ve died.
Isty : But how?
Widi : I don’t know either.you may ask your friends about this. Isty pun berpamitan karena sudah bel, ia pun masuk ke kelas.
*In the class*
Isty : I do fine. Thank you.
Suci : I bring a new chair for you Isty. You don’t have to sit on that terrifying chair anymore. Isty : Thank you Suci. But we need to do something about this.
Riana : About what?
Isty : We have to do something like ‘Pengusiran arwah’ Riana : What? But how?
Isty : I don’t know either. We have to tell other about this maybe someone has the way. Suci : Okay. Just talk about it in the front. (suci menarik tangan isty maju ke depan kelas) Suci : Guyssssss. Attention please. (murid2 pun terdiam) Isty have something to tell tou you. Isty : Assalamualaikum wr.wb. i think we have to do something with the ghosts on this class. Nida : Heyy. You better to not mention that! She may disturb us!
Isty : No no no. She’s under control now. Actually in the past 10 ten years there was (menceritakan masa lalu pembunuhan bla bla bbala bala) so i think we have to make them peace in akhirat. But how?
Kelas terdiam sejenak memikirkan ide untuk pengusiran roh Bagus : Actually i could do the ‘pengusiran arwah’
Students : really?
Bagus : but this is too dangerous.
Titus : What happened if the ‘pengusiran arwah’ failed? Bagus : They may take our soul.
Students : What?! Noooo!!
Suci : It’s okay if we got the ‘pengusiran arwah’ done well. Isty : Yes i think so. And how to do it?
Bagus : (Mengeluarkan kitab sutasoma yang segede gede apalah dari tas-nya) Students mengerumuni bagus untuk melihat lebih dekat)
Bagus : According to this book. We have to... uhmm. 7 person holding hands and make a circle—
Titus : Wait... should we just practice it? Bagus : Okay let’s go. Who’ll be volunteers? Setia : I’m not. I’m scared. ( mundur)
Suci : Mee too either. I’ll just watch from here. Bagus : Okay, it’s 7 person except me.
Isty, nida, titus, fitria, riana, titin, desi raising their hands to be volunteer
(bagus mengarahkan mereka untuk berdiri mengelilingi kursi kosong itu untuk pemanggilan arwah, you over here, over there bleh bleh.)
Bagus : Okay good. Then we have to spell the mantra together. Titin : Spell what spell?
Bagus : the spell is “Joma Joma rachinpa rachinpa iteshiruaaaaa!!” say it together guys (-___-“)
7 Students : Joma Joma rachinpa rachinpa iteshirua Bagus : Louder!
7 students : Joma Joma rachinpa rachinpa iteshiruaaaaa!!
Bagus : (menghampiri titus kemudian memukul perutnya) Not like that! Louder please. I can’t hear you!
7 Students : Joma Joma rachinpa rachinpa iteshiruaaaaa!!!
Bagus : Okay good. Then you have to say the spell 3 times and the ghosts will come here in the innercircle.
Setia : Okay guys i think this is the time. Suci : Just do it then
Bagus : Okay are you ready? 7 students : Yes i’m ready. Bagus : scream the spell!!!
7 students : Joma Joma rachinpa rachinpa iteshiruaaaaa 3X
Bangku bangku bergetar, tanah bergoyang seakan ada gempa bumi. Arwah kartika dan mr.budi mendekati lingkaran dan masuk ke lingkaran.
Titus : Oh my god no! I can see the ghosts. Oh my godddddd so scareeeedddddd. Semua terlihat ketakutan.
Isty : Calm down calm down they wont hurt us. Bagus : Yes. Just see what happen.
Suasana mulai tenang
Ghosts : (mengangguk)
Kartika : Oh mr.Budi—actually before i died until now. I have a feeling to you. (memegang kedua tangan mr.budi)
Mr.budi : What feeling?
Kartika : That is...That is.... I love you
Mr.Budi : (Tersenyum) but sorry, as a teacher i can’t love my own students.
Kartika : It’s ok. I just want to confess this love to you. But why you ‘gentayangan’ then? Mr.Budi : I just... sad.... that i accused as a murderer of you Kartika. i... i’m of course wouldn’t do such of things to my students.
Kartika : I see... this is because of that sisca’s stupid gang! I’ll revenge to her right now!! Mr.Budi : No no no. Don’t be like that. it’s not good. Now we’re already know each other about the truth. And i think it’s enough right? No need to revenge. She may get the balasannya now or in the future by allah.swt
Kartika : So now i think we don’t have needs again in this world. Mr. Budi : We should leave now then.
The ghosts pun meninggalkan lingkaran dan terbang menuju akhirat. Para pembuat lingkaran pun terjatuh seperti kelelahan.
Bagus : Yes we did it!!
Suci : Yeahhh there would be no ghosts anymore in this class!! All students : Yeayyyy!!
Suhud came to the class and shocked when see the class are so acak-acakan . like there’s world war III
Suhud : What did you have done here?!! Oh my god. I just leave for a while and here’s like... Titus : Calm down sir. There’s nothing to worry about... (Genit)
Fitria : Hey you get off from him!
Suhud : Okay guys just clean this up in 5 minutes. We will continue our lesson. All students : Okay!!
Finally the Hello Internasional school were not haunted by ghosts anymore. Kartika and Mr.Budi are rest in peace now. They could study at school without any worries now. People live happily ever after.
