kumpulan messege friendster

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Kumpulan Message Friendster

By Ronald Frank

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PDF ini berisikan beberapa SAMPLE friendster message yang BERTUJUAN

untuk memberikan anda PENGERTIAN dan INSPIRASI untuk dapat

mengerti secara mendalam dalam merangkai message Friendster untuk

Online Game…

Dulu saya sempat mengumpulkan banyak LOG akan message friendster.

Sayangnya komputer saya pernah terkena virus yang menyebabkan

banyak fragmen dari log tersebut hilang… kendati demikian, saya

berikan beberapa contoh yang terbaik yang belum pernah saya berikan

kepada siapapun hanya untuk anda!

Jadikan contoh message ini sebagai referensi dan coba teliti akan respon

yang diberikan para wanita disini. Perhatikan FIRST IMPRESSION message,

EMOTIONAL message dan CLOSING message. Perhatikan juga STORY

TELLING dan FLIRTING yang saya sisipkan…

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ANEH TAPI NYATA… saya pernah eksperimen di tahun 2004 dengan Message yang sangat “Engga Banget” dan saya sebarin secara MASSIVE ke puluhan profile… BANYAK JUGA yang REPLY dan justru sangat OPEN. Ini messagenya dan beberapa REPLY… NOTE: These girls are AMAZING!

RonaldFrank wrote:

Hai, Gue Ronald... gue butuh temen nih :) gue lagi krisis temen ...hu hu hu... sedih... kalo kamu mau lihat profil FS, coba liat alternative21@gmail.com kalo berkenan kamu add ya...

ketemu profile kamu hasil dari search yang panjang :)

Pengen deh jadi temen beneran, bukan cuma di friendster... if its ok with you...

tukeran nomor HP yuk :) kalo boleh... kalo nga ya gpp...

anyway here's my number 0812 8031 XXX and

my website www.ronster.8m.net

thanx... reply ya...

Subject: hai ronald..

Message: hai juga RonaLd.. hehe.. nama gw Y****. km bisa manggil gw che kok.. hehe.. km lucu juga ya..

btw hebat juga kamu bisa nemuin namaku.. hehe..

btw, km gunadarma yang dimana? coz tau nggak? d dket rumah ku ada gunadarma baru mau dibuka lho.. hehe.. tau nggak?? y udah ntar aku add.. tp di approve yak.. otre.. met knal.. (^o^#)

Subject: Re: hai ronald..

Message: yUp.. pa kabar nh??? hehe.. gmana kul.nya?? gw

bae2 aj kok..

Subject: Re: hai d***

Message: Hoe...hoe...Aooooo..!!!bole az....Knp krisis

tmen..???Lo smp ato sma ato kuliah..??No hp gw 08568102XXX...lo ank mn?????Jgn loepa d reply yag....!!!! TQ nald.... =)

Subject: Re: hai U***

Message: u*** wrote: kasiannya di kau...

gmn klo lo dl yg add gw ????????? 08569060XXX

Subject: Re: Hai

Message: hai jg nald kesian amt u krisis tmn ?napa??

jgn sedih ya kan ad g hahaha sory y bls nya lama nice to know u and thanks ud add g

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Message:

hEi..kRiSiS teMen???koK biSa??dUu..Loe dEh yG ngE-add gW..mMm..bTw..pAkE gW- Loe aJa yAgH!!gA enAk gW??oKeyyH?? Aa..jAdi gA enAk nii..kL hAsiL penCaRiAn yG

pAnjaNg..hEhE...hhMm..nOmeR gW 08561044XXX..tApi jGn nGgUnaiN bwAT mAcEm"yAaH..gW maLes bAngeT bwAT yG beGiTuaN..yAaGh..pLiiSs..eH..nOmeR Loe asLi kAN??siPh dEgH!!byE..

Subject: Re: hai :)

Message:

knapa bisa gt? emang butuh berapa lama nemuin

profile gw? Sooryy baru gw bales coz gak sempet

buka2 aja.... gmn?masih krisis temen?

Subject: Re: dear d***

Message: hihihi... kmu tuch lucu bgt yach?

ya boleh di telp lah.... kan no telp na udh aku kasi...

aku tunggu yach... ^_^

Subject: Re: hai sri...

Message: boleh2 aja lo add gw aja

Subject: Re: hi Ronald

Message: hi ron

thanks for giving me the honor.

i just came back form singapore and i don’t have a hp number yet.

but u can always contact me at my house at 8615XXX, my nick is mel.

u r really interesting and i feel that we have a lot in common so i hope that we can get together sometimes.

thanks and please do add me at

emailname@yahoo.com.sg

Subject: alo cowo cakep...

Message: hehehhe ronald ronald....plg bs deh buat gw

gr! tp gpp lah gw di bilang cantik...hehehe btw setau gw elo deh yg gaol...hihihi, yaudah ntar kpn2 kt gaol bareng deh! pgn jg seh ktemu ama lo kan dah lama bgt yak kt kagak ktemu...

cu soon ya....

So apa yang bisa kita PELAJARI dari FENOMENA ini?

Yang dapat kita pelajari adalah APAPUN ITU MESSAGE NYA jika kita TAKE ACTION dan MENGIRIMKAN ke banyak Profile, maka REPLY akan DATANG!

Masterkiss juga ber-eksperimen dengan HANYA MENGIRIMKAN PESAN SANGAT SEDERHANA dengan C.T.A agar sang wanita MENGIRIMKAN NOMOR HANDPHONE NYA melalui SMS ke nomor HANDPHONE masterkiss… dan dalam SEMINGGU dia dapat menerima 4 – 8 nomor HP. Sekarang mari kita lanjutkan ke message yang lebih kompleks…

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Perhatikan FASE FIRST IMPRESSION, EMOTIONAL MESSAGE dan juga CLOSING MESSAGE nya

PROFILE WANITA (code named LT)

Note: pada SHOUT OUT nya dia tulis WONDER WOMAN

Favorite Books:

Living the 7 HaBiTs, The Da Vinci Code, Why Men Love BiTcHes?.

About Me:

A simply complicated frisky human being whos trying to keep her life stays on track. i love my family very very mucho, love my Life, Luv beauty, wisdom, and touch.. i believe in a future full of possibilities and wont let difficulties stand in my way. i appreciate originality and spontaneity as much as the comfort of cliches. i am genuine & extremely open-minded -- i don't judge. i love old movies, fortune cookies, and the shared understanding of a secret or an inside joke. i want to do good for others without receiving anything in return.. i also love going to the beach and sticking my toes into the sand that's so hot it burns and feeling the water washing over my legs.. I live my life to the fullest everyday... I love my closest friends who have not hurt me, but who have been there for me through the good times and the bad... I am a very friendly person unless you piss me off. LOL. i dun try to impress anyone. i kno wut Im capable of doing n i dun have to prove myself to anybody. i speak my mind n if any of you have any problem with that, then too bad.. haha

Who I Want to Meet:

genuine people!

hey there, did you spin before morph into wonderwoman? hahaha...

anyway, did you read all the 7 habits? which habit you've already implement? im stuck in the habit of personal security. even though i dont like to impress people or brag, but still sometimes i feel insecure, i dont actually affraid to loose friends that just dont click verywell just like covey said about independence. i'm going for interdependence now.

anyway, I am RoN, i use friendster as a tool to make new friends cuz i love to make new friends. I dont look for a date or girlfriend or whatever that freaks you out, i just look for new friends that can enrich my life and their life.

i'm looking for someone interesting, intelligent, fun and have their life together. can have deep conversations and connect with me, them who can give and share values and new experiences. i dont have much time for cyber friends. i want to have a real friendship in the real world.

if you're interested, msg me as soon as you see this msg. exchange phone numbers, hang-out and be friends. Lets see what you got to offer.

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if you're not interested, good luck to you. don't forget to fight for justice, go wonderwoman. my profile is for you to view,

RoN

REPLY

Subject: Re: ha? wonderwoman?

Message: ey buddy.. thx for u msg...

one o the most interesting msg i recieved from strangers.. haha anyways.. im not in indonesia right now..

and i dont usually give out my number that easily unless i know that person already.. but i guess being friends with u is kinda cool..

so yea... we'll see... =) and dat sean covey book...

i think i cover it all up.. hehe.. it took me 2 years to really uderstand and finally being able to do all those good habits he showed us.. honestly dat book changed my life.. big time!! so u gotta finish dat project and get use to all the habits... u gona love how u change slowly.. its wonderful..

enjoy!!!!

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Hi dan...

do you speak good english? i take that as a yes..

I am RoN, i use friendster as a tool to make new friends cuz i love to make new friends. I dont look for a date or girlfriend or whatever that freaks you out, i just look for new friends that can enrich my life and their life.

i'm looking for someone interesting, intelligent, fun and have their life together. can have deep conversations and connect with me, them who can give and share values and new experiences. i dont have much time for cyber friends. i want to have a real friendship in the real world.

if you're interested, msg me as soon as you see this msg. exchange phone numbers, hang-out and be friends. Lets see what you got to offer.

if you're not interested, good luck to you. RoN

Subject: Re: dannnnnnnnn

Message: heyy

i just read ur msg n read ur profile n u seem like a very confident guy who knows exactly what he wants in life.

sure i would like to be friends with u, just friends, and hang out sometime. just msg me or add me on yahoo

bule_gila_xx@hotmail.com 08138036XXXX

x dani

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Untuk beberapa message dibawah, saya kehilangan BANYAK fragmen message yang saya kirimkan… yang tersisa adalah message yang saya dapatkan… coba untuk membacanya dan menelitinya lebih dalam karena pada bagian-bagian tertentu, sang wanita juga menyertakan bagian message yang saya kirimkan…

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PROFILE WANITA (code named MC) Affiliations:

FooL . TeLetuBiezz.InC, oWned bY 1. MCiCa bAng, 2. NishU tiShu, 3. Po bArrEn 4. vInIe d FooL. n Not 4 Getin d Ultimate FooL as the ManAger a.K.A hEndRy cOye

Favorite Books:

duN reaD muCh...buT lovE magAzines...

About Me:

'm tired of looking 'round rooms Wondering what I've got to do Or who I'm supposed to be

I don't want to be anything other than me I'm surrounded by liars everywhere I turn I'm surrounded by imposters everywhere I turn I'm surrounded by identity crisis everywhere I turn Am I the only one who noticed?

I can't be the only one who's learned! I don't want to be

Anything other than what I've been trying to be lately - by Gavin Degraw

hmm..paRtying..sLeeping..frienDly..lovinG:). cuTe..love danCing whn the beat is right..gUllibLe..talktivE..naughTy..tv freaK...stubborN..caN be annoying

toO..chocolatEs.sOphisticated...Food lovEr...cloThes..shoPping..fuckinG hate BacksTAbbers..love my FamilY..miSs my BOTHER so much...traVellinG..adventuRes..can be a tube light from time to time..very blur at timEs...eaSy goinG..daydreamer..love my frienDs...icecreams..gets influenced by sweEt

talks..fussy..musiC..dun lEt the innocent lukS fOol u..crAzy from time to timE..can be every mean if u trigger me tempEr..revengeful...enjoy liFe to the max beC

there ainT no tuRning baCk.. beFore judging me seE iF yoUr shoE fits in My liFe.. thAts abouT it..as simPle as it geTs..:)

I want to meet peeps who are fun and easy going..anD not to 4Get want tO meet thE hoT seXy "IAN SOMERHALDER"....m in Lurrrvvvee with hiM...:)

Message:

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Message: teletubbies was just a joke my friends and i had durning my sch days...

and m not depressed..dun worry and about the liars i guess every1 is surrounded by one and those lines r lyrics to a song that i like and i think its a fact of life...

i dun mind being your friend u seem very interesting and u send me a really interesting piece of msg and i guess this is the 1st time m getting such a msg....hmm and about the phone number i thk we got to know each other more...

i went through your profile but tell me more about your self...

Subject: Re: teletubies...

Message: hmm..y lala...i hate lala..she or he scares me...hahha

icecream is your saviour..it is mine too..i love icecreams soo much..its like heaven on earth..i love ben and jerrys icecream it amazing...have u tried it before?"so bad day go away, cuz ice cream saves the day" i do agree with u...

and i dun thk guys liking pink is weird..its cool ok...and some guys look hot whn they wear pink but if it suites them...

btw i went shopping today..i go crazy over shopping and eating not to forget..i love trying new food... my fav food is an indian cuisine ca,ed paneer..its just amazing if u ever get the chance to try better try it...but m a really big fan for food so anything can go for me...:)

can be very mean if u trigger me tempEr"

trust me whn i write this i mean it bec every one thinks tht i cannot be angry and ppl think m too naive...and i dun like tht:(

btw r u working or studying?

m studying..and m majoring in masscommunication...once i graduate i mite be able to produce the movie about your ex..:P see if u ll take up the offer....tc

Subject: mirror? hmm can be magic

Message: hey..been good here..m in jkt actually..just got a connection at last..m so bored dwn here and so bt lagi...aduh... my friends all left already but m going back on sunday cant wait u know..:)

thn sch starts on MCday a new trem...so hope its good

hehhehe...ok we will stick to lala as my nick name ok...hmm lala can be a girl or boy it cant be "it" ok... >

and ya i dun mind going shopping with u..i really dont mind seeing the shop keeper expression..it will be so fun ..

i love buying clothes..every gurl loves clothes....m not a big fan of shoes and makeups but if i like thm thn i mite grab it...hmm underwears and bras are perfect..i lv shopping thoes...hehhehe :) and yup its for sure normal ok...

> > oh talking about food since m in jkt i have eaten everything i wanted...asspecailly i love bakmi GM and sabang nasi goreng have u tried the nasi goreng thr.its soooo good....yummy

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> and nope m not overweight..it will never happen i hope so... yup i love trying new kinds of food too...and love desserts...yummy indian food is amazing but depends on wht u order...if not it can suck too...

hmm i thk u r working...oh u know wht i got my reults...m so sad u know i got an A,B and C!! i hate C!! m so sad...

>

so u have any gfs of flings maybe?

Subject: msggg!!!

Message: u knw much about yogo huh!! did u do yogo before..??

"its like a taste of grape sheesha" how can it be like a taste of grape sheesha huh...and btw i love sheesha..u ?

your ass..ehhh..no..mine is way better and sexy..

my boobs...hmm its not tht big like 36D..its not 34b even and not flat like 32b..my boobs r perfect :) ya u knw u r mean ...so mean and becoming cruel...:(

ewww...cockroach..i will never want to meet u also now..as u r becoming mean..want to feed me cockroach..have u ever tasted one tht u say they r yummy huh!

my parents r at indo...m studying in sg and staying with one of my friend...

plz ya..talking about my eyes..i love my eyes..and my eyes r hazel...:) but i wear glasses..thts the sad part..

and btw m blur ya at times....:P

tough story huh...y? too big for u ya...wow crazy to handle..now i really wanna knw wht really happened... ehh naughty boy ya...thinking of 36D...

r u serious...your 1st journey was tht sad and was so fucked up tht they threw paper and

screamed"DOWN YOUR BITCH" hahhahaha funny ya...they want u huh...ehh u wish .dream on dear tht they want u...ehh i wanna see u on stage ya..whn can i see ?

soo sweet ya...now m happy..at least u r not mean now!!! but who wants to come up with u one stage huh...its better i be the audience and thn influence the other audience about how bad u r and start throwing papers at u again...tht will be fun u knw.. :)

ya i knw its cool...i have a bestfriend..she is been my bestfriend since 19years..cool ya...she is like my sister..and now i also have u to share my things too...ya the mirror is me..nice rite to have a mirror like me and u dun feel bored to talk to your mirror..and your mirror had boobs and sexy ass:)

ehhh frog...i dun want to be the frog ok..plz ya....i m way better thn a frog ok...

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thinks tht m only 16 or even 14..so mean rite...masa in the res m working they thk m 16..so mean and they say MC u r so cute...i dun like..

but at least u r entertained by my msgs..

hmm..my voice..ok according to my friends my voice is like a kid and its sweet and little chipmunk...:( so i dun knw wht will u thk whn u hear my voice..

its cool if u r comfortable with me...to talk anything..me2 m also comfortable..but just tht u r

mean..hahah ya ok sometimes whn i read your msgs i smile and laugh...ya u can feel great but not SEXY ok..plzz yaa...

HAHAH.. r u serious my friend looks like she has just got punched..hahaha..i thk her makeup or maybe she is too tired..but how do i look in the pic? nice or not?

hmm..talking about ex.i had only 1bf.. but recently whn i whn back to jkt i dated a guy we were not in a relationship..but just kinda dated..oh i tell u something crazy ok..u mite be shocked..but i kinda liked a girl..its a long story..but now i dun like..i knw tht m not bi and i still love my guys :)

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> "ALL Beautiful THINGS must END, > Otherwise its not Beautiful"

why should all beautiful things must end..? >

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> "ALL Beautiful THINGS must START, > Otherwise its not Beautiful."

ya i do agree with this...but it should never end... >

" i hate poetry, yet i had lots of them." u hate them but u ahve loads of themm...how ??? tell me... >

work is good...its tiring la...but fun ..ya sure u can order...m waiting ya...

ehhh so mean ok uuu..i knw how to spell..its just tht sometimes i type fast so wrong spelling... sorry anywayz for my WRONG spelling ok...

P.S

learn yout gammer!!

have to came up-had to come up!!! tc..mwaaa

Subject: Re: school cool naked fool

Message: huh 8days? y 8days...kan its still april sch is starting...ehh yoga..noway ya...i did tht time so hard tht i just left the class...but i thk its just interesting.. ya i need to shape my ass.. and btw y r we

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talking about my ASS huh!!!

eww..r u sick u find them cute..they suck and i hate insects...i hate cockroachs so badly...hate them..ewww..and m so scared of cockroachs..so scared..they r just digusting..ewww!! u r werid.. hahha...u r rite i stay at sunter...

i love chilli..cant eat food without chilli...tell me wht happen with chilli..and oh ya u knw whn i was small my sick mad put chilli in my mouth whn i was so naughty and i thk in my eye also...crazy rite...

ya do call me whn u r in sing...ya u better ans everything..asspecially about the 36D!!! u have a band..thts sooo cool..i wanna see u so i can shout too "RONAAAALDD" tell me about your band and whr u play..and u wish ya u had soo many fans...

its not werid ok..i thk its cool...to have some1 talk about everything..its cool la... tell me the werid part and fun part too...

thts so sweet of u thn..loving your gf so much...so how many Ex have u had?

m not lesbian ok...hahhaha...ya i thk the pic is cool and ya your thinking is way too postive ya....hahah and m not naked thr ok...tadi whn u msg me so funny u r ...but it was nice to get a msg from

u...hahhhaha.... tc..

and btw tomz m going to work in a rest cool ya..so exicted :)

Subject: Re: mirror can show the real you...

Message: hey...m back already in sing..and u knw wht my sch sucks la..masa m here already went to sch for 2days and my fucked up sch told me tht i cant join this class and my class starts 16th april...annoying rite..so m just in sing now..lazing around..

and ya my area was flooded dam la...water didnt enter my hus but outside my hus was like a swimming pool but with all dead rats and cockroachs..eww and i had to walk lagi in the water...eww... btw whr u stay in indo...

and yup whn we meet up will make u try indian food...

oh whn u cuming sing...thts cool u can call me whn u here..my num is +6597159XXX

1)huh!! r u serious 36d!! cannot be la maybe 36b...hahha if D it is soo big ...and y were u suffering..i thought guys loves big breast rite?

2)hahha..and i dun have pink panties with a pic of a funny face...i have sexy panties...:) 3)hahah...alladin shoes...no la..its style..but i dun like thoes shoes even..but i thk its hot.. sate pak heri i have never tried..the nasi goreng opens only at nite..its dam food... C..is not good at all ok...but its ok la...

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> A- very good-sexy > B-good hot C-ok ok la..sweet

ok this is gay wht m writing about a.b and c...hahhaha and my ass is sexy ok...its not flat..and i dun want flat ass... hmm..i thk u have gf and flings...u knw i need a bf...:(

Subject: whats the title Message: i do a bit yoga long time ago. you luv sheesha? great, i like a girl who luv sheesa. gosh. all i can say to you is wow.

> your ass..ehhh..no..mine is way better and sexy.. ok miss sexy wannabe.. :)

so ur boobs is perfect? nice. why am i thinking about your boobs ya? hmmm. no. no. no. i must not. thats bad.

do u think i like cockroach? geez. ofcourse not! dont u have a sense of humor miss? i dont like cockroach la. i hate it as much as u do. instead of feeding u cockroach, why dont i feed u icecream instead? hmm.. yes dear, i know u love your eyes. i love my eyes too. without eyes, we cannot see. and yes i know you love your boobs, ass and hazel color too. you love yourself. good. i adore that. dont be sad, i like nerdy girls. glasses is great. makes you look smart. smart? hmmm...

36D story again huh? haha later ok, big topic to discuss. is it naughty cuz thinking of 36D or the boobs? well yea they throw paper on my 1st band's show. it was very funny actually. but i kept playing. the groove is on. you can see me on stage later when i had the time ya. :) busy producing music now. hiks. bored. i want it done.

hey MC, i'm not mean at all to you. i'm a romantic person. why do u think i'm mean to u? so you want to influence the audience to throw paper on me huh? ha! look who's mean now? anyway, being on stage with me is hard you know, so MC, dream on. :) haha.

>ya the mirror is me..nice rite to have a mirror like me and u dun feel bored to talk to your mirror..and your mirror had boobs and sexy ass:)

geez... you are promoting yourself too hard missy... haha.. its ok, i like it. you are a soopah confident lady. luv u for that.

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> ehhh frog...i dun want to be the frog ok..plz ya....i m way better thn a frog ok...

yup ofcourse you are better that frog. who wants to date a frog after all huh? c'MC. haha. but wait, who knows long time ago you are a frog that turns into princess. hmmm? no no no. u are not a frog. you are an owl. haha. yes yes an owl. big eyes. haha. :)

so every1 tells u that u r funny and cute? geez, whats wrong with them?

i dun think u r 16. i think u r 40+. guys at res r having cataract on their eyes for telling that u r 16. dun mind them sweety, just do your work, get paid, go home.

i dun actually care about ur voice, i just like your awesome personality and the way you communicate is so on, not to forget the way you present your boobs, ass and eyes. haha. so i luv to talk to you soon dear. nice to know that u r comfortable wif me. the weird thing is, m comfortable wif u too. and why can't i feel sexy? my friends said m sexy. my x-gf said m sexy. my MOM said m sexy. so MC, m sexy. tadaaaaaaa. yea ur friend's makeup is too thick, looks like she's just being a punched. did u punch her? haha u r nasty. >..but how do i look in the pic? nice or not?

u wanna know what u look like in the pic? ok, MC, you look sooo (to be continued)

u only have 1 ex-bf? wow, u must be very loyal huh? hey u like a girl? thats great, me too, i like girls. wow we have something in comMC. haha. c'MC, be normal ok. what's the craziest thing u've done wif a girl? hmmm big big story here.

"ALL Beautiful THINGS must START and should NEVER ENDS. Otherwise its not Beautiful." wow, beautiful huh? thanks MC for adding that up.

the beautiful RON & MC already STARTS and should NEVER END.

i hate poetry but i got lots of them cuz poetry gives incredible pleasure for me, more pleasure than a woman can give me. but i hate it, cuz i love woman more than poetry. got it?

hey hey, its ok about ur mizzspelling. i did many times also. and i just did. haha. hmm. what food can i order from an owl girl like you? no chilly please. only when we have candle light dinner on the beach, listening to our favorite music, feel the touchy wind, eating indian food and doing an unbelievable powerful passionate make outs.

> P.S

> learn yout gammer!!

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Subject: this one the right one

Message: i do a bit yoga long time ago. you luv sheesha? great, i like a girl who luv sheesa. gosh. all i can say to you is wow.