No
traffic or driving worries, no seek- inggood
places to eat and sleep, and—
you'll have lots of
good company on
the train.Future Farmers
from
all through the VCestboardUnion
Pacificatvariouspoints along the way.Your Union
Pacific repre- sentative can help you arrange a grouptrip,if a
number
will travel together.You
have your choice of schedules andtrains.
The
Portland Rose,Pony
Fxpress,Gold
Coast, Idahoan. San Francisco Overland,and
the Streamliner "City of St. Louis " pro\ide through car service between all theWest
and Kansas City.If you live in the East, plan to see the
West
onUnion
Pacific.Xo
other railroad provides a
more
complete service through all theW
est.FAMILY PLANNING TO GO? ^« ^„
Take advantage
ofthe new
'|-Family HALF-FARE Travel Plan
If thefamilytravelstogethier on
Mondays,
Tuesdays orWednesdays,
g^ by Pullman,
one
parent pays full fare, other parentand
children under 22pay
only half fere, those under five ride free. Pullmanaccommodations
at regular rates.litadditiontoprovidhigyourtravel service
UNION
PACIFICservesAgricultureinmany
nays,Transporting Crops toMarkets Delivering Supplies
and
Equipment Supporting Communities through TaxesGiving Scholarshipsto
Farm
YouthProviding Educational Motion Pictures
and
literature.^^arlciiltural ^Development oL^i "pa rtnient
UNION PACIFIC RAILROAD
The First One Doesn't Have a Chance
J^A
FOR SALa
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John: Don't
you know
it'swrong
to fishon
Sunday?
Joe: I'm notfishing. I'mjust teach- ingthis
worm
toswim.Evelyn McClellan Cleaton.
KenUicky
A
cowboy, tired,hotand dustyfrom
a full day in the saddle, left his
pony
at the hitching railand
went
in tothe bar.He
sang out, "Bartender, givemy
horse out thar a big pail of the best whiskey in the house."Said the bartender: "Yes sir,
and what
willyou
have, pardner?""Nothing," said the cowboy. "I'm drivin'."
RobertCelnett
Liverpool. Pennsylvaiiia
Sam:
Thisnew book
onhealthsays that bathing alone won't keepyou
healthy.Susie: Well, I don't care
what
it says, I'm goingtokeep i-ighton bath- ing alone.Evgene
Porter Cohimb^is, MississippiA man
passing throughtown
de- cided to stay over the weekend.On Sunday
he decided to attend church.After the long sermon, the preacher asked tospeaktothe Board.
A num-
ber of people rose
and walked
to the front of the church.The
preacher immediately noticed the stranger."I wish to speak with the
Board
only," he told the man.
"If
anyone was
boredIwas,"replied theman.
Janice
Helgewold
Clarion,Iowa Worried
Student: I've got butter-fliesin
my
stomach.Pi"ofessor;
Take
an aspirin.Student: I did,but they're playing ping
pong
with it.Richard Stock
Waterflow,
New Mexico
(^^
"So
nobody would dream
of look- ing there jor the nutswe
buried,eh?"
"Sparky!
Go home! Go
backhome!"
Mary: Do you
think I'm pretty?Johnny: In a way.
Mary: What
sort ofway?
Johnny: Away
off.Jim Trench
Somerton.ArizonaCorporal: We're going to give the bride ashower.
Private:
Count me
in. I'll bring the soap.Max
JilesMuldrow, Oklahoma
Chemist: I've developed a process formaking wool
out of milk.Sa)n: It
must make
thecows
feel sort of sheepish.Billy Kelly
Whitehall,
Maryland
He: "I'mkeeping arecord ofallthe good times we've had together."She: "Oh, a diary!"
He: "No, stubs in a checkbook."
Frederick H. Rohniiller Hurricane,
West
Virginia''My
Mommy
said I can have a cooky or candy or icecream
ij you offerme
some,but1can'taskjorit."The dump-truck
driverwent
into the clinic. "Iwould
like to see the doctor,"he said."Which
doctor?" asked the re- ceptionist."What's the matter?" asked the driver.
"Do
I look like a heathen?"Carlos
Hamrick Dundon, W.
Va.Wife; Before
we were
marriedyou
told
me you were
well off.Husband:
Iwas
but I didn'tknow
it.
Jolin Shackelbard
Wahuit
Ridge, Arkansas Boss: Well, didyou
get the letter I sentyou?
Office Boy:
Yes
sir. I read it on the insideand
on theoutside.On
the inside it said, "You're fired."On
the outside it said, "Return in five days."So —
here I am.Shirley Lewallen Jay,
Oklahoma
"Pardon
me, sir, didyou happen
to notice if that
was
the Chestnut Street Express?"54
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—
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—
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lower cost than ever before.
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Moline, IllinoisI Dep\. ESS
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