1. They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use.
2. She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched.
3. I like to leave work after my eight- hour tea-break.
4. He colored deep space a soft yellow.
5. You bite up because of your lower jaw.
6. Waffles are always better without fire ants and fleas.
7. At last
8. The toddler’s endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety.
9. He was an introvert that extroverts seemed to love.
10.Nobody loves a pig wearing lipstick.
11.He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a
military man, he now soldiers responsibility.
12.At that moment I was the most
fearsome weasel in the entire swamp.
13.Just because the water is red doesn't mean you can't drink it.
14.She tilted her head back and let whip cream stream into her mouth while
taking a bath.
15.The beauty of the sunset was obscured by the industrial cranes.
16.She thought there'd be sufficient time if she hid her watch.
17.She hadn't had her cup of coffee, and that made things all the worse.
18.I met an interesting turtle while the song on the radio blasted away.
19.I had a friend in high school named Rick Shaw, but he was fairly useless as
a mode of transport.
20.There are few things better in life than a slice of pie.
21.The sudden rainstorm washed crocodiles into the ocean.
22.Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy to throw you under the
bus.
23.I can't believe this is the eighth time I'm smashing open my piggy bank on
the same day!
24.He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of
there.
25.The gloves protect my feet from excess work.
26.I am never at home on Sundays.
27.While on the first date he accidentally hit his head on the beam.
28.I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink.
29.When he asked her favorite number, she answered without hesitation that
it was diamonds.
30.It must be five o'clock somewhere.
31.Douglas figured the best way to succeed was to do the opposite of
what he'd been doing all his life.
32.He hated that he loved what she hated about hate.
33.Jason lived his life by the motto,
"Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly.
34.They called out her name time and again, but were met with nothing but
silence.
35.Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin.
36.If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good
substitute.
37.One small action would change her life, but whether it would be for better or for worse was yet to be determined.
38.I currently have 4 windows open up…
and I don’t know why.
39.The underground bunker was filled with chips and candy.
40.Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about?
41.I checked to make sure that he was still alive.
42.Of course, she loves her pink bunny slippers.
43.The Great Dane looked more like a horse than a dog.
44.The white water rafting trip was suddenly halted by the unexpected
brick wall.
45.Flash photography is best used in full sunlight.
46.Separation anxiety is what happens when you can't find your phone.
47.They improved dramatically once the lead singer left.
48.In that instant, everything changed.
49.The best key lime pie is still up for debate.
50.It dawned on her that others could make her happier, but only she could
make herself happy.
