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Disadvantaged youth in Indianapolis who are out of school and unemployed now have the chance for work through the Youth Employment and Training Program which has been funded with money provided through comprehen­

sive Employment Training Act (CETA).

The program is designed to provide employment for a short period of time (one year is the maximum) giving youth the Job experience they need to get subsequent jobs in the public and private sectors

However, experience shows that a large proportion of t h a e young people will not have the basic skills In read­

ing. writing, and vocabulary to take advantage of this opportunity Trying to remedy this problem, IUPUI has established the Skills for Employment and Training Program ( “Get SET") to prepare youth in the Youth Employment and Training Program (YETP) lor employment opportu n e *

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director of the "Get SET" program, all youth who qualify for YETP are required to take a language skills teat.

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ulary, reading and spelling, indicates a low literacy level," explains Schneidennan,. "their enrollment in our program is mandatory. Their classes will continue as long as they are employed by YETP—which is be­

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»Uff includes an assistant director, a social worker, five teachers and a secretary Students in education and social work p re*am a at IUPUI will have the opportunity to enhance their learning through active participation in the project

“Our program offer* highly to the student*," say* Schneidennan

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ing the students acquire functional literacy. Staff members will deal with the problems that interfere with any student's use of the instruction and employment program. She also stresses that the program's services will be in tune with each participant's job-related activities

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B ursar’s Office...

Due to the demands of summer registration, the Bursar s Office will be closed the afternoons of May I, 9 and II. The exact times of closing are: May 8, noon 5 pm . May 9, noon-5 pm; and May It, 1 P*Pe*soni having business with the Bursar's Office should make plans to visit the office during the morning hours on the above dates

Political Interns...

In cooperation with the Indian­

apolis office of U S. Congressman Dave Evan* of the Sth District, the political science department will recruit two IUPUI students to serve as summer interns for the period May IS to Aug. IS. This will provide an opportunity for those who are interested to view practical legislative politics

While tfiere is no financial com­

pensation associated with the in­

ternship, these students can en­

roll tn Ytao Undergraduate Read tngs and earn three hours of credit. (The course requires a re­

search paper on some Congres­

sional tub j e c t ) Students who wish to be con­

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Karen Arens m in’s name was inadvertently omitted among the list of people winning seats in the IUPUI Student Association elections Arensman, an ABC party member, was elected to an at-large seat in the Senate.

Gretchen Wolfram. IUPUI News Bureau managing editor, was presented with the Indianap­

olis Professional Chapter of Women in Communications Frances Wright award for the distinguished woman journalist at the chapter’s meeting April 2S

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Our view

So long, Class of *78

It’s that tim e a g a in -tim e to aay goodbye to another class of graduating seniors We really hate to see you go. but we know how long and hard you've worked to get to this point in your lives, so we won't beg you to stay .

We would, however, like to give each and every one of you a verbal pat on the back—because graduating from college is a pretty big deal Having that degree seems to be the carrot we've all been chasing in our race to Join the “real w orld," and a lot of lUPUl-ers are obtaining that goal.

We’d like to point out, though, that our graduating seniors are just a little bit different from tbe average bunch of 22-year-old, four-year-college grads It Just m ay be that they deserve a little more praise then some of their counterparts around the state

Hie average age here is about 24—so right off, we’re dealing with pretty-much-confirmed adults 'Hie chances are good that most of the 1978 graduating class already have Jobs. Many of them are m arried; many have children to raise and houses to pay for. We should rem em ber that it is because of those strug­

gles that many of our graduating seniors have been here a lot longer than the usual four years. These students have commuted (in one way or another) to IUPUI because thev wanted to be here, because they wanted to gain knowledge and to better them ­ selves. They have paid their hard-earned money to IUPUI to­

wards the end that they might create valuable places for them ­ selves within tbe community, and many have spent years work­

ing for their upcoming Commencement

To the Graduating Class of 1978 we say; Congratulations! We know you will go fa r—because you are a very special group of achievers.

We*II still be here!

We aren ’t going anywhere, though.

In fact, we ll be here all sum mer, publishing once a week (on Wednesdays) for those of you who won’t be leaving, as well as for those of you with subscriptions. And since we know how boring sum mer can be—not knowing what to do with all that nasty old free time and a ll- w e have an offer for you.

How would you like to help? We could use a lot more writers, proofreaders, paste-up people and a rtis ts -m o s tly on a volunteer basis, although some paid positions are (or will be) available.

We have several projects we could use some help on this sum ­ mer, including our apartm ent guide and orientation issue—not to mention our regularly weekly paper, which will resume publica­

tions on May 10.

Want to give us a hand? Give us a call.

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Komakech bids farewell

Dear IUPUI;

Now that the year has ended, it Is my extreme pleasure to write this letter of thanks to you for your coopers lion during my term of office. As you know, all things must come to an end, and so must my presidency

When I assumed office back in May, 1977. I committed myself to working for IUPUI Although I did not have a full Student Senate, I tried to fully rep­

resent all of IUPUI's schools The student government of 1977-1878 did some good things for the univer­

sity we published the Apartment Guide k Consumer Handbook, spon­

sored the Christmas social, ran the survey on the name change issue, ran the canned food drive, brought the shuttle bus to the five campuses of IUPUI, etc

Tbe most important thing the stu­

dent government did this year was to create a believable atmosphere around the student government It is impossible to do service to people who do not understand what the goal of the service is, so the student government tried to "educate" the rest of the stu­

dents about their school We generated enough interest In student activities this year that the programs we sponsored were all suc­

cessful For example, nearly every seat in this year's student government elections was contested, and the voter turnout was not bad

We worked very well with all par­

ties of the university this year be­

cause we had their confidence It is my belief that, if this kind of atmos­

phere continues, the Student Assem­

bly at IUPUI will be a very important institution providing students with the

means to help shape the future of their school

During the course of my term, I might have disappointed a few people here and there To those people. I apologise I hope that my position was understandable

I still hope to see a lot of you, but if for some reason I am not able to, I would like you to know that I shall always remember IUPUI wherever I may be, and remembering IUPUI Is remembering everybody I knew while oo this campus

1 wish you a very "warm" summer and all the best luck In whatever you will be doing Thank you very much and farewell

Yours humbly, Bruno Komakech (lame duck) Student Body President

A P O explains book exchange

Tau Omicron Chapter of Alpha Phi This year our chapter has expanded Omega Service Fraternity.” It is our

To the Editor

In a letter printed in the Wednes­

day, April 28. 1978 edition of the Sagamore, a student made several unfair remarks about the 14th Alpha Phi Omega Book Exchange

I remind the students that she signed a contract receipt that read (and I quote) "I sumbit the above book to tbe Alpha Phi Omega used book exchange 1 understand that no guarantee is made that the book will be sold If the book or the money from its sale are not claimed by Jan. 18, 1978 it becomes the property of the

policy to keep books available for one week after the sale ends If this student still wishes her books or money, she can leave her receipts at the Handicapped Student Services office I will pick them up and see that this student is fairly compensated

I point out that, though Mr Williams is the president of our chapter, he has no direct control of our service projects 1 also point out that Jim Jooes was a voluntary chair person of this project committee and therefore only responsible to me

greatly oo campus We have, since September, held over 1} major ser­

vice projects giving over 2,000 hours of service to the campus and com­

munity. Ours is a service organisation that Is dedicated, as I am, to doing our best to build leadership, promote friendship, and to be of service to other people

Respectfully.

Mark E. Curran Service V.P.

Ed: If Ms Alderman has any fhrther questions, she should contact the pre­

sident of APO, Steve Skillem, 925 9788

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Packard to speak W ednesday

Vance Packard journalist and author, will speak in Wednesday, May I. at 7:10 pm, under the sponsorship of Holcomb Research Institute. Butler University and the Indiana Committee for the Humani Uw Packard will discuss contain porary science s ambitions and pro ject* for reshaping people and con trolling their behavior He questions what happens to the individual in the face of these rapid social and techno

logical changes These concerns are the subject of tus eighth book The People 8ha pen

Packard s lecture is k special event ui Holcomb's regular monthly film/

discussion series. Human Values in A Changing World It is free and open to the public, and wtll be hold on the third floor of the Holcomb Build ti«, Butler University For more in formation call Dorothy Mack or Bonnie Havholm. 3B-6U1

S .A .M . elects officers

During Its meeting oo Friday. April which he referred to as the "Lucky 11. the Society for Advancement of IS," Peake discussed company ex pec Management (S.A.M.) elected its off!

cars tor the upcoming year Names of the newly elected officers are: presi dent, Christopher O'Connor; vice pre­

sident -professional programs. John W Fowler, vice president-publicity, John Webster, vice president ad ministration, Randy Nibarger, and secretary-treasurer, Ed O’Brien

Guest speaker was George Peake, retired secretary and treasurer of Public Service Indiana in his topic,

tjlions, and problems of recognition that a graduate just entering the man

# agament field should be a ware of A dinner m e e ti* has tentatively been scheduled (or Mey II, 1*71 The occasion will be highlighted with the preMntatiao of the dub s charter

Anyone interested in becoming a member of S A M is encouraged to cootact one of the above newly elected officers or call 364-4806

Publications c la ss starts M a y 1 5

A new short course in preparing articles for publication in professional journals will be offered to IUPUI faculty/staff and graduate students beginning May 34 at tbe JKh Street Designed for researchers and facul­

ty who need to review and/or improve writing skills, the five session course will be taught by Johanna Bradley, editor, college writing instructor and editorial consultant for the Medical Library Association

Participants will take their own ma- teriala through the stages of market analyst*, topic definition, outlining, writing and revision, and packaging under the direct guidance of Bradley By June 10 articles can be ready for The class will meet five Wadnes days. May 34 through June B , from 7:IS to 0:U pm Cost will be tUS Further information is available from the Division of Continuing Studies, 304-4601

Intramural tourney planned

Tbe IUPUI Intramural department will conduct an experimental basket ball tournament during the week of May IS at tbe School of Physical Education gymnasium beginning at 6:30 pm each evening Teams for the 10-team tournament will be accepted on a first come, first served basis Entry blanks will be available at the Union Building student activities office. 30th Street Campus student ac­

tivities office, Cavanaugh Hall, Room 323 and the School of Physical Education

During this elimination-consolation tournament, the intramural depart men! wtll be adjusting the rules to de­

termine e method of allowing the greatest amount of actual playing time par period of play Team man­

agers. players and officiate will evalu­

ate the tournament and the reeults will be uead In setting up tbe normal winter league

There will be a 330 entry fee which will cover officials and awards For additional information contact Jeff Veaeafy, intramural director. 3044704.

Political sym posium p rovides valuable information

The three moat often "broken promises in America are It Yas Dear 1'U still reaped yen in the mam UM'", 3< "I premia*. I ll pul the check in the mail tomorrow and Si "HU I'm from the federal government and I 'm hare to help you ”

Theoe were the words ef W Sneaker* at the ____.____

Harrison Weilford. executive earner T T " , _____ _ .V* . .U < h ^ o f t h e () f f i c , o f » U n ^ Moymhen <D New York, the key f “ * summ am ed note xpeeker Richard Rom of the 7 * Centre far the Study of Puhtor Fabry

"ho spoke on Overloading the

country were gathered to participate ui discussion* sponsored by the Center for the Study of the Freer dency on The Dilemmas of Shared Power and Divided Government "

The purpose of the symposium was to provide s forum in which politically oriented students of all m«Jar degree programs can be informed on coo tern porary issues in government and be

tended to imply that the current ad ministration still needs to get dry be hind the ears before d will become ef factive San Moynihan spoke of an Iron Law of Emulation " in which

Indiana n p u M U t i w Dave Evans.

DOUi Dwtnrt ■ and Floyd FUJuan.

i D ?th Dtatnct . were praised far tins type of grass root* representation

could be mod to same the Middle East

pass Theatre ef Operations Overall, it was an informative pm

Study *f the PresKhmry the a of the Carter Administration, along

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Lugar extended the optimist*

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Pough-keepsie-itsie-bitsie-piecie

Ha. ha, ha! You should've ^{m o o}my oM man's face Ha, ha, ha! All scratched up with straw and dune in his board Ju s‘ like some old boon’ dog, which is whot be was or to if’n he’s still round

Rough, that's his name, was a mean un, specially if'n he’d been drinkin', end that was mos’ the time, cept on Sundays when he sobered up 'nough to visit Mis Osage’s whorehouse in Sinclair, Miss Me'n my brothers beared he ooce screwed ever' whore in the house and still had 'nough for Mix Osage Now that’s what 1 call a compUshment, con­

siderin’ Rough as bein’ only Ave-foot-four with no teeth Also he had no hair, which was porbly caused by his habit of fellin’ on his haul every time he waa drunk And ooce be got in a fight with Big Neator on the wharf and Neeior grabbed s hatchet and cut off Rough's right ear and a hunk of his scalp Right then and there Rough quitted and had to be c a r ried off to Doc Nugent’s, moanin' and groanin’ all the way

’bout "dam Breeds ” Big Nestor wore the eer and hair an his belt 'til Sheriff Walters fined ‘im lie and took them ewsy. So, Rough weren't much in looks but by golly, for screwin’ he was Ixxit the best, else me'n a buncha othfH wouldn't be here

Yeaair, be been that way ever since Ma took off with that travehn' vangelist from up North. For a religious man he shore could »week-Ulk the ladies They all liked it but t never could Agger why, him bein' all tall and skinny, and havin' a big mouth that had the biggest, ugliest tongue you ever laid eyes on WUly, that's my oldest brother, says he saw him ooce touch the tip of his nose with it, honest

Anyways, Ma took off with him and left us kids, Willy, Joe, Shuster, that's me. and Maryiou Annabeile Marie with Rough. We didn’t mind this too much 'cause Ma ever' day told us to repent our sins or go to the bed place WUly says is downriver a piece. Maryiou Annabeile Marie was only a baby when Ma run off and c ain t 'member her so we told her Ma was s beauty-full queen who went to China to preach the Gospel This pleases her and so she don’t miss her and cry Rough ia okay if’n you run fast 'nough. which we can, and so it is okay here

Rough had his owned farm, mainly 'cause no one else wanted it. Eighty acres of swamp and clay but Rough was proud of it. He raised hemp as a cash crop to sell downriver to make rope. Me’n WUly and Joe smoked it which Rough didn't like ’cause he aaid it ate up aU hia profits, but we did It anyway, bein' as it made us all giddy and funny-actin' Also we had a truck patch which we tended wheoever Rough made us, which was rare 'cause Pough liked possum and chickens from Black Tom’s coop.

Pough either bought or stole hay and straw for the 10 bead of the skinniest, meanest cows Ray Jenkins says be ever saw, and Pough kept them all in a ramshackle barn that WUly says was blown in by a tornado from Wistcoosin afore I was born and that is where mos' of it happened and is the subject of my story.

Well one day, Sunday to be *xact, Pough told us to “Shet- tip, dam brats. I will be a -goto' into town t ’ visit with Thee Reverent." and he got on Backwards, that waa his horse, and rode toward town. Well you can bet we all know what that meant so we aU went into the barn to smoke Rough’s hemp This hemp was special, I mean extra-special. It was red and Rough hiaaelf waa a-goin’ to sell it to make ex-aperi­

tive "Deluxe Red Rope" i s he celled It. It were his prise crop which be had carefully raised from a couple of plants growin ’ wild over near the swamp. WUly had to bold me up ao's 1 could hunt for the beat parts to smoke. 1 say WUly had to bold me up 'cause Pough always hung it up high after harvest so’s the cows couldn't eat it and go loco. We made Maryiou Annabeile Marie stand outside to watch for Pough which started her to bawlin’ so we said we would take turns lookin' out so she kept shut

We had only smoked two pipefuls when Maryiou Annabeile Marie let out a boiler, "Yonder comes Pough runnin’ like HeU!" We run outside to see Rough trip and fall flat on his ornery face in the dung-pile This made him get up and 'aaociate hiaaelf with his surroundings, which was us, and he yeUed for us to "Foller me up the loft!" Willy whispered that Pough'd been drinkin' but I had already smelled whiskey even though Pough was covered bead to foot with fresh dung. Let me tell you now that I smelled trouble, a heap of it.

Up the loft we went where Pough di-rected us to build a hideout in the straw which I thought funny caum the swamp was better but Rough was drunk and thought funny also. He was awful scared-actin' and so we chased two coons outa their nests and commenced to buildin'. Meanwhile, Pough waa runnin’ back and forth, mutterin' somethin' T>out "a piece of it" and failin’over ever' Ave steps By this time we were done and Rough di-rected us this time to fetch tq> the chickens We were puzzled and perpiexed *bout this but we did U 'c s u kP o u * was very agy-tated and might conoipt all over any minute Maryiou Annabeile Marie got scratched b y a n o M h a o a a d h a d to g o lo th e bouse, me n WUly and Joe carried them tg> and handed them to Rough

and ha stuffed them in a burlap bag and a t on them Then he pulled out hia jackknife, which was aU bloody, and pullin' out the chickens, he cut off their holds, one by one. They were squawkin' somethin’ terrible and Joe got sick and had to hang down over the cowstaik

Tbenex’thing shocked even Willy, and he was goin'on 15 Pouch commenced yankin' out feathers and scatterin’ ’em all round the loft, "in case they um blood b o m ," he said Than be threw the bodies down the cowtUUls. One of 'am hit Joe in the held and he commenced to hotter but Pough said to "Sbettip" so he did and got sick some more. Then we had to cover R o n * t«> and be told us to "Keep your m o u th s * * or 111 slap the holy-livin' bail outa yewall.” 8e we went down and watted on the porch h r who knows what waa a*

goin’ to happen.

After a spell up rides Sheriff Watters and hia two nephews Walter and Luke who were hia dapytiea ’cause they were too laxy to work on the wharf. Luka was okay and some­

times gave Maryiou Annabelie Marie candy Walter was all stuck up, though, and always wore red pants, and was mean. Rough hated him 'cause be had the clap and some­

times visited Mix Osage's.

Sheriff Walters got off n his horse and stuck out his chest, only it was his belly and lays to Willy, "Where's your pa?”

"Ain’t seen him," says Willy

"Ain't seen him neither," says 1 afore Sheriff Walters could ask me and he gets a ’sptcious look in his eyes. Next he looks at J o t. who was still gettin' sick and I wished he'd stop ’cause my stomach was commencin’ to boogie real funny.

"What’s wrong with your brother? "

"He’s sick."

"Don’t any of you kids know where your pa is?"

"Nope." WUly waa doin’ m ot' all the talkin’

Unawares to ua, Maryiou Annabeile Marie had come out all bandaged up like a ’gypLan zombie and says, “I know He ia up in the loft hidin' In the straw." WUly called her a blabbermouth and I did too and ahe commenced to bawlin' and ran back into the houM. Sheriff Walters and his two nephews went into the barn and then aU beU broke looee. I told you Rough was a mean *un. But the law prevailed and they merged outside agin’ with Pough handcuffed and hoi lerin’, "I am a free m an!" He was covered with blood and feathers and straw and dung Sheriff Walters and hk two nephews were too end they looked like the floor of the cow- stalls and we laughed even though Sheriff Walters was serious. Walter was all bent over • -boldin’ hisaeif and his face was all sweaty. Pough could kick like a mule and now Walter knew it. Luke reached in ooe of Rough’s pockets and brought out somethin' wrapped up in a bloody rag which could have once been a petticoat.

"Is that It? " says Sheriff Walters.

"Yes, that Is it," says Luke. They they put Pough on Walter's horse bein’ as Walter was in no shape to ride and they took Pough away. Walter sat for a spell and then be walked hack kinds bowlegged

By that time it was suppertime so WUly said he was a*

goin’ to fry the chickens Joe said be couldn't 'cause the cows ate them so we had to eat turnips which made Joe sick agin.

Next day Sheriff Walters rode out and said WUly would have to watch things for a spell as Rough would have to stay In jail for kickin’ Walter and "saltin' a lady.” I couldn’t make hide nor hair of this but WUly said it meant "disordly Illegal conduct "

'Bout a week later WiUy foun' out that Rough had got drunk on the way to town and while be was socialisin' with one of Mix Osage's whores, he cut off a slice of her behind.

Then be jumped outa window and feU on his haid which give Mix Osage time to shoot Backwards In the rear with an old double-barrel and so Pough had to run all the way back to the farm. Sheriff Watters would have come out to get Pough sooner but ha had to shoot Backwards and drag her off the street. And that is what true-fully happened

That was 'most two years ago and WUly always tails Maryiou Anna belle Marie that Rough wiU get out tomorrow an good be-haver but wa all know Rough ‘scaped and is hidin’ out somewh*oe to the swamp like that famous outlaw Robert Hood Someday ha might come hack but 1 hope not 'cause we smoked all Ms haasp.

5/1/76 Sagamore 7

ABC forms second Indiana tenant union

The Association for a Better Cam­

pus announced last Friday the incor­

poration of the second tenant union in the state of Indiana.

The new non-profit corporation, dubbed the IUPUI UdianapoUs Ten­

ant Association, intends to give stu­

dents a greater voice In determining vnptbeir living conditions, according to the group’s director, Garry Petersen.

The corporation is governed by * board of directors: Petersen, Jeff Basely, co-director; Mike Reardon, business manager; and Jam es Cummings Jr., comptroller.

The organisation's goals a re to aid the IUPUI university community in collectively improving student hous­

ing in the greater Indianapolis area, Petersen said. This would fulfill the ABC's pledge to bring a tenant asso­

ciation to the university community.

The 1TA hopes to provide a number of services to its members, including:

representation of the member before the landlord and city community agencies in any dispute between the member and management; legal counseling and representation; an apartment referral and location ser­

vice; and a discount on renter’s insur­

ance. The union also intends to pub­

lish a comprehensive apartment guide listing and rating the various apartment complexes in the metro­

politan ares, Petersen said. The guide is to rote the apartments on main­

tenance, upkeep and security, as well as compliance with the open housing regulations and the average cost of utility bills.

According to Petersen, the ITA, in conjunction with the ABC, will lobby for effective landlord reform legisla­

tion before the Indianapolis City- County Council and the Indiana Gen­

eral Assembly. The ITA and the ABC, in conjunction with the Indiana Hous­

ing Coalition, would actively work for the passage of the Uniform Residen­

tial Landlord-Tenant Act in the up­

coming session of the General Assem­

bly.

Membership in the ITA is open to any IUPUI student, or faculty m em bo’ or employee at a cost of 97 per year. Other members of the Indi­

anapolis community may join for 912 per year. Those desiring more infor­

mation about the ITA should send names, addresses, telephone numbers and the name of the apartment com­

plex, along with any other comments, to the attention of Garry Petersen, ITA, P.O. Box 1623, Indianapolis, Ind.

46206.

Moving vets may miss checks

One of the biggest problems the Veterans Administration faces in mis­

directed checks comes at the end of the spring school semester, James D.

Crowe, regional office director in Indianapolis says.

“If the semester ends in May,"

Crowe said, “the student may leave campus before his check arrives with­

out leaving a forwarding address.

“A late check can be disastrous to a veteran-student’s budget, and the risk of missing a check can be avoided by advising the regional office or the vet- rep on the campus of the change. ”

Hie director says students may not be any more mobile than other people but it seems so when you are mailing checks to about a million each month.

Last month 160,000 students in the nation filed changes of address with theVA.

“The VA computer programmers were happy about those changes,”

Crowe said. “It's those who fail to notify us after a move that we worry about."

Science students, faculty honored

Outstanding students and one mem­

ber of the faculty of the Purdue Uni­

versity School of Science at IUPUI were honored to* excellence last Fri­

day (April 21). Seventeen students from the nearly 1,000 majoring in sci­

ence programs were cited at the fourth annual School of Science Honors Day Convocation.

Dr. Frederick W. Kleinhans, assis­

tant professor of physics, was chosen for the Loren T. Jones Outstanding Teacher Award.

John Newport, a graduating senior, received three awards: the Anna K.

Suter Award in mathematics, the out­

standing physics student award, and

the outstanding senior in mathemat­

ical sciences, an award he shared with Trinh Trung Nguyen.

George Beekman, a chemistry stu­

dent, received the Loren T. Jones Award, and also shared the Frank J, Welcher Award in chemistry with Mark Arnold.

Michael F. Arnold and Terry L.

McCain were named as students with the highest academic achievement and promise in biology, and Chester A. Marshall was cited as the biology student with the most determination and growth.

The senior award in chemistry went to Ronda Johnson, with the Chemical

Rubber Company Award going to Ryo

Chong Choi. ^

Thomas L. Greenawalt was named as the outstanding graduating student majoring in geology.

Ralph Johnson and Elizabeth Henderson each received the Golden A. Flake Awards in physics.

Five students received awards in psychology. Gregory L. Brack was named for student research and also received the Robert G. Neel Award?

sharing it with Peggy A. Nickerson.

Kenneth A. Dale and Michael S.

Valkme were selected for the indus­

trial psychology award. Bobbie A.

Ramey was chosen recipient of the re­

habilitation psychology award.

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by GreyM* Stoehr A really great concert happened Tuesday—where were you?

The Be-Bop Deluxe/Patti Smith tour came through Indianapolis to a

“massive crowd” of 400 people. Due partially to people not knowing either or both bands and partially to a com­

petitive Ramones concert a t the Vogue, attendance was way below what it could and should have been.

Hie concert itself was marred by several ugly factors. Attendance, of course, with the added frustrations of equipment not functioning properly, that radio station coming over the PA system AGAIN and bitchiness between both groups.

It all started with the Patti Smith Group, who opened the show. Patti's soundcheck was so late nearly 50 people were in their seats when she ambled out. She greeted her fans, and encouraged anti-Be-Bop Deluxe feel­

ings immediately when she heard that the Ramones were also performing, by suggesting that the audience should leave after her set to go to the Vogue. Once her set did start, she began by blaming Be-Bop for faulty equipment, d i u l l i | * technical diffi­

culties.'' More on this anon.

Musically, the band was your standard rock and roll group, very loud and basic. On top of this, Patti sang and cried out, her voice alter­

nately breaking and growling as she spat out her words as violently as she

put down her pet peeves. However, she was also able to be quietly reflec­

tive a t appropriate moments.

Patti is "obsessed with h ands/’

Despite a strong voice, her lyrics suffer from a very small range of notes she can hit. It isn't that she can’t sing, it’s that she evokes more meaning of her art, more angst, if you will, through that frail body. Her face becomes a masque, allowing her meaning to be conveyed through bo- tiny, pale hands. Every conceivable emotion, every lyrical statement is made by those tendril fingers.

Patti is the consummate artist. She is a statement tn herself, although not actually a musical one.

The underdog headliner, Be-Bop Deluxe, came out and began quite well with "New Precision” from the latest album, Drastic Plastic. Lead guitarist and guiding light Bill Neisoo then stepped up to the microphone to disclaim ownership of the PA system and implied Patti Smith’s real ‘tech ­ nical difficulties” lie in her mental attitude. Even with the radio broad­

cast throughout, Be-Bop played pieces from most of their six albums without faltering.

Be-Bop has always been known as a guitarist's band. F ra n its inception, their albums have featured Bill Nelson, the band being very much background material. This has all changed through development. Still highlighted by the electric musing of

Ramones offer hot show

by Tom Lanham The Vogue T b eat# * fi» the setting for what was to be one the the hottest shows Indy has ever seen and also the debut of punk rock in this fair city.

The group? None other than the fabulous Ramones.

The opening band, the Screams, were very good as they hammered through their ail-original material for some 90-odd minutes. They resembled Cheap Trick in their vocals, guitar runs and stage antics, but still had that certain identity that earmarks them as an up-an-coming big name.

The crowd was treated to a special guest who wandered down front in a bowler derby and grey flannel jacket.

So enchanted was the stranger with the group that she began to dance in the punk “pogo” fashion. Suddenly, people realized that this mad dancer was none other than the high priestess of rock and roll herself, Patti Smith (who had just finished her gig at the Circle), and adoring fans came down an started pogo-ing with her. She eventually tired of the frolic and walked off through the crowd, disappearing as mysteriously as she had come. Soon the stage was empty, and everyone was ready for the masters of three-chord rock to appear.

Appear they did with the greeting

"Hello Indianapolis! We’re the

Ramones and this is ‘Rockaway Beach’!" They then proceeded to pound their way through all of their better songs, such as "I Don’t Wanna be a Pinhead No More,” “Sbeena is a Punk Rocker,” "Surfin’ Bird” and

“We’re a Happy Family.” There was only a few seconds pause between songs, -which gave bass player Dee Dee just enough time to yell, “One, two, three, four.”

Clad in worn blue jeans (with holes in every place imaginable) and black leather jackets, the Ramones looked formidable indeed. Lead Singer Joey wrapped himself around the mike stand like a python, with a few pogo leaps thrown in for added thrills.

Johnny and Dee Dee slammed away at their guitars like ax-murderers while Tommy showed off his drum-

■biing prowess as well as his new

“Fonzie” style haircut.

The Ramones finished their set in 35 minutes but were called back for sev­

eral encores. On their last encore, Joey carried a giant “Gabba Gabba Hey” sign and the crowd chanted the Ramones logo over and over until it was finally d e a r the show was over.

Everyone went home thoroughly pleased and deaf.

Talking with the Ramones after­

ward, we were surprised to find that they weren't as tough and nasty as

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Ne b on. his voice the clarion call, Be- Bop have nonetheless asserted them*

selves. Both on the latest release, and now in concert, four distinct individu­

als now stand.

The rather wild kangaroo to stage right is Charlie Tumahai. His ability to make music funkier by laying down great dollops of sound make him one of the better rocking bassists around.

He played to the crowd all night, prod­

ding and encouraging the audience to enjoy themselves and much as he en- them. Andrew Clark lent a Quiet quality to the music, improvis­

ing and playing-about as much as the song structures would allow. And that impertwbable gentleman, Simon

Fox, could not have played any hard­

er, nor with any more relentless ener­

gy than that night.

The evening still belonged to Bill, however. That brown velvet voice drawing pictures of science fiction fantasy and the Night Self within us all flowed over emotional guitar and Dying solos. Sister Seagull indeed lives in the Air Age.

All petty hassles aside, it was a good night for rock and roll. Magic mo­

ments are rare in these days of arena events and untouchable “stars,” and that night was full of such magic.

Maybe next time more erf us will be here to see it happen.

W hy there aren’t 70 songs on the N ick Lowe album .

Nick Lowe started 70 songs brfbre he wound up w ith w hat has now emerged as his first solo album But only 12 made tt on to “Pure Pop for Now People”

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rial th an he needed to, you have to understand Nick Lowe. Which isn't easy

Until his solo album, m ost people knew of Nick Lowe as a producer He produced both Blvis Costelloalbums, Graham Parker's “Howlin' Wind,”

an d a w hole b unch of stuff for Stiff Records in England.

But Nick Lowe is a certified musician too

And he's got his pa pere as a songwriter

did all those things. He also toured with Dave Edmunds and played on the Stiff Tbur Nick Lowe has done It all. And he's developed very definite feelings about how pop music should be made.

"BAMO OP DONE AMD CANT IT UP "That's how Nick Lowe describes his current philosophy on recording He likes to w ork quickly, c a p tu re the energy while it's still fresh. You can h ear It an th e albums he produced And you can bear X on h is own album There are lots of “take one's”

on a Nick Lowe album Because If things aren 't falling to g eth er, Nick will move on to socrv*

thing else ( for the time being, at least) That's why h is album s w ith Elvis and Graham have a power th a t seems to elude most recordings Nick Lowe won't waste his time Or yours

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ably never hear the 58 songs he chase not to put on his album

i m . i l . Nick Lowe's solo album has been a long time coming In an interview Nick gave in October, he promised his E n g lish follow ers. ‘*1 won't release tAfealbum u n tii l am satisfied that It's an absolute killer And I don’t care how long th a t takes” Unlike other artists who spend their studiotime laboring over each track, creating "arC Nickspent his time bash ing out songs, one after another, until he had a dozen with the quality and th e energy th at he was striving for “I think of everything in terms of tw tvanda half, th re e minute pictures Every spare bit. every bit yrxi don t need, dump tt”

T O D A Y ’S M U S I C TODAY. It's obvious that Nick Lowe has his own very strong ideas about what rock & roll records should be like

And it's obvious from 1 istemi ig to his Columbia album , ' Pure Pop for Now Pteopier th at Nick Lowe is right And there's definite

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