Surely this committee is not ignorant of the fact that the average medical student is far from rich. That applies to the base, of course, but the closer you get to the front, the more military and less medical it becomes. The association thanks the aforementioned gentlemen for their kindness and interest in the well-being of the students.
34;The Speculum' offers a golden opportunity to put the event of the day in black and white.
Lament
Each branch of the community must have its own outlook on life, and the outlook of that branch must be different from all other branches. Saturday afternoon and Sunday should not be reserved for work, and the rest of the week for leisure. No member of the governing body of the hospital shall have any knowledge of medicine or surgery.
His symptoms of infection are fever, blood flow to the head, incoherent and rubicund remarks and leg spasm.
Jactitation with Julian
Ike paraphernalia of the spring poet, were amused in Elizabeth-street in perfect harmony with their sur-. We drove up to Julian's house and noticed with approval the text on the steering wheel:—. And though in the past he has generally succeeded in this, yet in our present hopeless state of mind we cannot help ascribing it more to the superior resistance of the organisms concerned than to the beneficent influences of the medium.
Farther clinics aren't as meat-weary as before, but those navigating choppy waters. But we shall now turn our attention briefly to the resident staff—necessarily briefly, for we see so little of this indispensable (or supposed) organ of the institution that we are scarcely qualified to speak of the subject. This, by the way, is also a good time to ask him a question, at the peak of the yawn; then there is a chance that he will use expiratory effort in his response.
The vast majority of nurses tolerate us as a necessary evil—though perhaps some of the more frenzied ones may not even acknowledge the necessity—and we are allowed into the wards on the basis of forbearance. Contrast the sense of good camaraderie that exists in the casualty room with the cold emptiness of the wards; or again a superior theatre, under the present regime, with the same place for a few months. This is quite contrary to the actual state of the matter, though I fully admit it.
No "A.E.P." I know of many medical graduates that the University of Melbourne has sent to the mission fields, where they devote their professional knowledge to alleviating the deplorable unsanitary conditions of the millions who inhabit those countries. They did not know that the rotation of the earth produced day and night, because they did not know that the earth rotated and was spherical;.
DOEGEBROTHERS
ROADSTER
The State of Medicine in the Year 1945
Brachialis Anticus, before reading his article, showed the Society • a manuscript, too old, which was written by Dr. was driven both by curiosity about the future and fear of death. I notice that the passing motor vehicles make no sound; "Fords" have since been relegated to the limbo of ancient times.
5 years ago due to the large number of signs indicating the locations of doctors, the municipality had decided to limit the number of signs to one, and this he considered quite sufficient. The Strangerist informed me that the authorities made it mandatory for all municipal employees to exercise this free deference to its customers. In fact, the hospital was removed every month, and cleaned with heat. Many openings could be seen in the facade of the building.
The number of doctors was now limited by each. Only a certain number of students were admitted to the university, which was supported by the state. They preached the gospel of soap and water and had caught up with most infectious diseases. They did not visit the patients because of the great improvement of the gramophone and telephone.
With the first, respiratory and heart sounds were registered, and organ boundaries were observed, determined with the help of cinematic fits and significant appearances. The duty of the executioners was to provide euthanasia in all cases of terminal illness.
34;The greatest service the candidate can render to the state is effective training of the students. The visit of the Japanese Medicos to the Anatomy School was rendered highly interesting both to the pupils and the Japs, hY the masterly manner of "Dr." Wilks. One of the bodies on our side of the room had a stocking on last week.
The ladybird can never reach the juice of the dandelion, although it is obsessed with the desire to do so. 34;I do not suppose that any of you happen to be as susceptible as I am to the fascination of the human eye. Before you compulsively contradict me, try to imagine one of the three 'in excelsis' in the simultaneous presence of another."
At bottom it is the lifeless expression of the sexual instinct—like attraction as opposed to. The next step will probably raise us to the age of the "Uebermensch" of the Teutonic Nietzschean philosophy - the Pitecanthropus erectus better parts. So we can look at some of the relationships created for us by entering the medical profession, and the.
It is increasingly becoming the fate of the profession to officially record its daily activities. The matter of dress weighs inversely with the value of the man and the intelligence of his clientele. No facts, medical or otherwise, that you learned during your visit may be disclosed without the patient's consent.
In the past, the profession lived in a disorderly manner on the individual's demands for medical care and was generally remunerated with fees.
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The Association and a trade union, each in its place, can act very effectively, but only as long as the opinion of the members agrees with the course being followed. You will find those most ready for vigorous action who have a definite opinion, and the narrower its basis, the more ready they are to demand the assent of others. If the Association is to be useful in intervening in public affairs, the members must find leaders whose ability they recognize, and must give them a free hand to carry out as best they can a policy which requires general consent.
About two hours after he was seen, he got out of bed to relieve himself and fell dead.
J. BEAN
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Now that the question of military training is once more of practical importance, may I make a suggestion as to the value of training as far as medical students are concerned. It must be admitted that 'at present, infantry training is useless as far as we are concerned. This was recognized in England in the days before the war; accordingly, there were separate branches of the O.T.C. in the Universities.
The Corps of which I am personally acquainted was led by men in their fourth or fifth year with the A requirement. It might be argued that the plan is impracticable where universal military training is the rule; but this is not so, since.
NORMAN BROS
WARNER •S WEBSTER
Is it not possible for medical students at Melbourne University to obtain an education which will give them a suitable return for the time and labor expended in military service. News Feature – A certain professor of great standing and esteem, while walking through the 'Varsity grounds, was madly attacked by a long-necked member of the duck family. After a veritable "ding-dong go," the contest ended in favor of the swan, while the professor, forgetting the biblical command to "seize the earth and subdue it," took to his heels and made an effectively swift, if undignified, retreat. .
To repeat what he said—yes, 'it would hardly be fair, for it disturbed the true colloidal state of the air;. While his adjectives, adverbs and nouns were so powerful that "Spec." would not hold them - it is morals are too strict;. But the swan didn't mind—he hadn't learned physiology, And again he attacked without blush or apology.
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Several wires came to hand at the last minute and the hosts were pretty cut up about it. Several of the guests had failed to return home early the following morning. Maplestone (France, 1-9-16) sends the following where ; about. A worthy example for other Old Boys - why follow suit?).
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Had lost all interest in this god forsaken country when I bumped into Baldy Anderson last week who has been out here a month longer than myself and is now working on the left bank a few miles below Sannaiyat. Have spent several weary nights and mornings in the saddle after Arabs and plundering their villages. But one thinks as little of the fighting as is only necessary, the main issue is the survival of the fittest against discomfort, heat and SUN and various diseases in this blessed land.
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