Khamosh Aadalt Jaari Hai

KHAMOSH AADALT JAARI HAI KHAMOSH AADALT JAARI HAI Saamant :

Saamant : Aaaye.aaye.aaram se..yahaan se aaram Aaaye.aaye.aaram se..yahaan se aaram Aaye..aah.yeh hai hall

Aaye..aah.yeh hai hall

Lagta hai subah theek se saaf safai hui nai hai sham k show k liye Lagta hai subah theek se saaf safai hui nai hai sham k show k liye Main…….kya hua ??

Main…….kya hua ?? Banere

Banere ( checking her finger ) :  ( checking her finger ) : Voh ungli kundi mein fass gayiVoh ungli kundi mein fass gayi Saamant :

Saamant : inn kundi k sath yehi problem hai , inn kundi k sath yehi problem hai , theek se sarkti hi nai, aur agar aaptheek se sarkti hi nai, aur agar aapne inne theek se naine inne theek se nai sarkaya aur darwaza ander se bandd kar diya toh jaanti hai kya hoga?

sarkaya aur darwaza ander se bandd kar diya toh jaanti hai kya hoga? Banere:

Banere: Kya ? Kya ? Saamant :

Saamant : satyanaash, phir toh yeh darwaza bahar se hi khulega, matlab hum ander walon k otohsatyanaash, phir toh yeh darwaza bahar se hi khulega, matlab hum ander walon k otoh hogayi jail…huh..meri yeh ungli aisi khasi thi ism ek din k chaar dino tak sooji rahi lollypop ki tarah, hogayi jail…huh..meri yeh ungli aisi khasi thi ism ek din k chaar dino tak sooji rahi lollypop ki tarah, phir chaar ungliyon se hi kaam chalana pada

phir chaar ungliyon se hi kaam chalana pada

(banere se kehte huye) aap ungli choos lijiye aapko aaram hoga (banere se kehte huye) aap ungli choos lijiye aapko aaram hoga Banere:

Banere: arrey kuch nai h arrey kuch nai huya……kayi dino baad aaj bahot acha lag rha hai ……train se utarte hiuya……kayi dino baad aaj bahot acha lag rha hai ……train se utarte hi aachanak pata nai kyu but bahot acha lagane laga

aachanak pata nai kyu but bahot acha lagane laga Saamnat :

Saamnat : hmm..hmm.. Banere:

Banere: hum log kitni jaldi aa gaye naa .. hum log kitni jaldi aa gaye naa .. Saamant :

Saamant : han….mjhe itna tez chalne ki aadat nai hai..lekin aap toh jaise ghodehan….mjhe itna tez chalne ki aadat nai hai..lekin aap toh jaise ghode par sawaar thi..par sawaar thi.. Banere

Banere ( haste huye) : mann kia k sab ko peeche chod bas chalti rahu tumahre sath…( haste huye) : mann kia k sab ko peeche chod bas chalti rahu tumahre sath… Samant

Samant: Kya ? mere sath??: Kya ? mere sath?? Banere:

Banere: haaaan….tum bahot Ache ho ..seedhe saadhe ..bhole bhale..arrey kahaan mhaaaan….tum bahot Ache ho ..seedhe saadhe ..bhole bhale..arrey kahaan m ilte hai logilte hai log aajkal..haha..

aajkal..haha.. Samant :

Samant : jee main… jee main… Banere:

Banere: aur yeh haal bhi bahot acha hai ..aur yeh haal bhi bahot acha hai .. Banere:

Banere: aur yeh haal bhi bahot acha hai .. aur yeh haal bhi bahot acha hai .. Samant:

Samant: yeh haal ?? …arrey purana hai…iss jagah ka iklota haal…..yeh haal ?? …arrey purana hai…iss jagah ka iklota haal…..

dekhiye naa….shadi vadhi…meeting veeting..bhajan..vhajan..saare karekaram ka aayogan dekhiye naa….shadi vadhi…meeting veeting..bhajan..vhajan..saare karekaram ka aayogan yahi par hota hai

yahi par hota hai Banere:

Banere: toh phir tumhari shadi bhi yahi hui hogi. toh phir tumhari shadi bhi yahi hui hogi. Samangt: nai..nai..meri shadi nai hui abi tak Samangt: nai..nai..meri shadi nai hui abi tak Banere

Banere : oh..ho: oh..ho

Samant: nai nai ..matlab naukri naukri sab hai badiya hai …bas….bas…nai hui Samant: nai nai ..matlab naukri naukri sab hai badiya hai …bas….bas…nai hui Banere :.

Banere :..acha…toh phir yeh fugga kisliye.acha…toh phir yeh fugga kisliye Samant:

Usse yahan hypnotise ka show dikhane ko

Usse yahan hypnotise ka show dikhane ko laya tha …mohini vidyalaya tha …mohini vidya Banere :

Banere : oh..tph kaise karte hai voh log …..mohini vidyaoh..tph kaise karte hai voh log …..mohini vidya Samant:

Samant: voh ? ..aise haath ghumate hia..tch…chutki bajate hai..aur bas hogyavoh ? ..aise haath ghumate hia..tch…chutki bajate hai..aur bas hogya Banere :

Banere : toh..phiiiir…tum mjhe hypnotise karo…!toh..phiiiir…tum mjhe hypnotise karo…! Samant: main?

Samant: main? Banere

Banere : haaaan….try karo !..ha..ha..haan: haaaan….try karo !..ha..ha..haan Samaant:

Samaant: nai..nai mjhse nai..nai mjhse nai nai hogahoga Banere :

Banere : arrey..haha…acha main karti hu ..main tumhe hypnotise karti huarrey..haha…acha main karti hu ..main tumhe hypnotise karti hu ( saamant sharmata hai …)

( saamant sharmata hai …) Banere :

Banere : arrey meri taraf dekho..aakhon mein aakhien daal kar de arrey meri taraf dekho..aakhon mein aakhien daal kar dekho….yeee…haha( hasti hai ,,phirkho….yeee…haha( hasti hai ,,phir chali jaati hai dur)……….kahaan reh gaye yeh log..kcuh na kuch khareed rahe honge…pta hai yeh chali jaati hai dur)……….kahaan reh gaye yeh log..kcuh na kuch khareed rahe honge…pta hai yeh log hamesha late hote hai

log hamesha late hote hai …aur main ghanti bajte hi class k ander…….pichle 8 saalon mein maine…aur main ghanti bajte hi class k ander…….pichle 8 saalon mein maine kabi kisi ko shikayat ka mauka nai diya

kabi kisi ko shikayat ka mauka nai diya Saamant :

Saamant :aap kya teacher hai ?? ..college mein padhati hai ?aap kya teacher hai ?? ..college mein padhati hai ?

Banere : aarey nai …bachon ko …bache badon se bahot behtar hai ..ghmanadi toh nai hai…unke Banere : aarey nai …bachon ko …bache badon se bahot behtar hai ..ghmanadi toh nai hai…unke dimag mein gyaan ka bhoosa nai bahara hota hai ..aur bade..voh toh bhediye ki tarah noch dimag mein gyaan ka bhoosa nai bahara hota hai ..aur bade..voh toh bhediye ki tarah noch karkar ..

..gidad ki tarah bhaag jate hai ….huh…h..(khidki kholti haai)…ab acha lag rha hai…bahot ach alga rhagidad ki tarah bhaag jate hai ….huh…h..(khidki kholti haai)…ab acha lag rha hai…bahot ach alga rha hai..

hai..

Samamnt :

Samamnt : jee aap baithiye naa. jee aap baithiye naa. Banere :

Banere : arrey nai …class mein khade ho kar hi toh padhati hu unhe main……..sab par nazar rehti haiarrey nai …class mein khade ho kar hi toh padhati hu unhe main……..sab par nazar rehti hai meri..koi shararat k

meri..koi shararat karke toh dekhe….bahot pyaar karte hai arke toh dekhe….bahot pyaar karte hai bache mjhe….izzat bhi dete hai …aur kyubache mjhe….izzat bhi dete hai …aur kyu naa dein…akhir main bhi toh unke liye kuch bhi kar sakti hu ….unki favorite teacher hu main …..lekin naa dein…akhir main bhi toh unke liye kuch bhi kar sakti hu ….unki favorite teacher hu main …..lekin issliye kuch log jalte hai mjhse..management ne enquiry bhi bithai hai..aur bhi uss galti k liye ..jiska issliye kuch log jalte hai mjhse..management ne enquiry bhi bithai hai..aur bhi uss galti k liye ..jiska meri padhai se koi sambandh nai ….

meri padhai se koi sambandh nai ….

….khoon paseena ek kar dia maine unn bachon k liye..phir bhala voh ek aarop mera kya bigaad ….khoon paseena ek kar dia maine unn bachon k liye..phir bhala voh ek aarop mera kya bigaad lega..?

lega..? nikalana hai toh nikal dein…maine kabi kisi nikalana hai toh nikal dein…maine kabi kisi ka nuksaan nai kia…agar kisi ka nuksaan hua haika nuksaan nai kia…agar kisi ka nuksaan hua hai toh voh sirf mera…voh kon hote hai mjhe btane wale k mjhe yeh karna chahiye k mjhe voh karna toh voh sirf mera…voh kon hote hai mjhe btane wale k mjhe yeh karna chahiye k mjhe voh karna chahiye…………..arreeey…m

chahiye…………..arreeey…mera vishwaas mera hai …meri ichayein meri era vishwaas mera hai …meri ichayein meri hai …main jo chahungi vohhai …main jo chahungi voh karungi……..huh…meri yeh zindagi..huh…main….huh….

karungi……..huh…meri yeh zindagi..huh…main….huh…. Samaant :

Samaant : Yeh log aayYeh log aaye nai abi e nai abi tak..?tak..? Banere :

Banere : huh ? huh ? Saamnat :

Saamnat : main dekh kar aata hu main dekh kar aata hu Banere :

Banere :nai..! mjhe yahaan akele dar lageganai..! mjhe yahaan akele dar lagega Samnat :

Samnat : toh phir nai jaata..aapki tabiyat toh theek hai naa? toh phir nai jaata..aapki tabiyat toh theek hai naa? Banere :

Banere : * sings a poem * sings a poem – – dollhouse poem..same as book one * dollhouse poem..same as book one * Banere :

Samant : haan ..haan

Banere : kya ..kya toh naam btaya tumne apna ?

Samant : haan..haan..samant..chorahe par poster laga hai …”People’s progressive theatre ki prastuti….sazaa ..braket mein courtroom drama aaj raat 8 baje

Banere : Tumne toh bade dhyaan se padha hai…lekin kuch matlab bhi samjhe k bas ratt liya Samant : haan..haan..yehi koi court kacheri ka tamasha hoga..

Banere : han han..tamasha toh hoga..lekin hamara kaam tum logon ko jagana bhi hai..aur samjhenge hamare chairman Mr Kashikar..bahot hi sidhaant vadi hai …aur unke sath hain .Mrs kashikar..kamal kid haram patni hai bechari..aur unke pati dev ..samaj seva mein itne vayast rehte hai ..k apne budhape aur akele pan ko dur karne ki liye unho ne ek ladka pala hai…

Samant: matllab ??? unke yeh nai hai ??

Banere ..yuu..hu…usko padhaya likhaya aur baad mein usko g ulaam bna dia ..haha..uska naam hai Balu Rokde

Samant : Balu..!

Banere ..huhu..aur phir unke sath hai ek aur….voh mote se !.. Samant : voh platform par jo beedi pee rahe they ..!

Banere : Haan vohi …sukhatme …..chote mote vakeel hai ….makhiyon par apni vakalat jhaate rehte hai….lekin hamare tamashe mein aaj…(someone tries to enter..sound of door opening ) * banere in hushed voice * …mjhe lagta hai voh aa gaye …chalo ..chalo…jaldi aao

Sukhatme: isko zara sambhal kar le kar aayo.. Ponkshe : arrey yaar tum log..aaram se…aaram se Banere : Balu !!!!

Balu (rokde ) : haaaye ...!! Ponnkse : kya hai ?????? Balu : lo..gir gya naa samaan !!

Balu : bas duniya bhar ki daant khao..galti meri nai hai toh bhi..!

Sukhatme : arrey banare tere dil mein choti si bachi basi hai …malool hai ?? Banare : haha..ha..

Sukhatame : jis sirf zid pakad rakhi hai ..naa main badi nai houngi….

BAnere : arrey kya zaroori hai ..k har aadmi apna muh latkaye phire uss ponkshe ki tarah …haan ??...dusron ki parvah kiye bina haso ..khelo ..koodo..naacho…aapki zindagi..aapki apni hai Sukhatme : hmmm

Banare : ab aap btayiye ..apni zindagi ka itna sa hissa bhi koi aapko dega ?? bolo saamnat dega ? Samant : ..uu ..hu ..aap bilkul theek kehti hai ..tukaram maharaj ne bhi bilkul aisa hi kaha tha..

Banare : arrey tum tukaram maharaj ki chodo ..tum meri suno..main miss leela banare ..ek jeeti  jaagti mahila ..apne anubhav k aadhar par kehti hu..k aapki zindagi bahot keemti hai ..iska hare k pal

…

Ponkshe : kya hua ???

SUkhatme : kuch nai zindgi jee jaa rhi hai aur kya

Banare : ponkshe show sham ko hai ..aabi se nervous hone ki koi zaroorat nai hai Ponkshe : tames naam ki bhi koi cheez hoti hai ..ridiculous

BAnare : …ridiculous ..haha ….

Sukhatame : arrey baanre tu kyu ponkshe ke piche har baar padi rehti hai ..kitna toh acha hai bechara ….aahhaha..( angadayi lete huye)

Banare : bechara ..

Sukhatame : arrey bhai ..suno.. kya naam hai tumahara Samant : ji..samant..

Sukhatame : Samant beta …isko zara bahar rakho …..vaise yeh hamare ponkshe sahib hai …bade kamal k actor hai ..yeh jab stage chadte hai toh audience sirf “ once more “ once more” bolti hai….inkoo once more ki inti aadatt padh gayi ..k inho ne higher secondary mein ek class mein do baar once more kar diya tha ..

Everyone ( except ponkshe ) : lAughs

Ponskhe : Kya heehee….rokde !!..teri tarah kashikar bayi k daan par nai palta hu…science mein fail hua hut oh voh bhi apne baap k paise pe…nonsense..

Banare : ( in ponkshe’s tone) ..nonsense !

Ponskhe : har baat mein bolna zaroori hai kya …kabi kabi chup bhi reh liya karo

Banare : bachpan mein bahot hcup rehti thi..kuch nai bolti thi.but ab uska kota khatam ..ab jo chahungi..jitna chahunngi bolungi..

Ponkshe : toh bolo…jitna bolna hai bolo..hum kon hai Sukhatme : beedi pioge ( ponkshe se ) ??

Ponskhe : nai sahab

Banare : suno samant ither aayo..baitho..baitho..main tumhe ek maze ki baat batati hu…jab main school mein thin aa..tum main school ki copyon par bade sundar se cover chada kar ..aur badi sundar si handwriting mein yeh likhti ki…” the grass is green..the rose is red..this book is mine..till I am

dead”….phir pta hai kya hua….? Samant : tch…

Banare : kitabien toh saari phatt phta gayi…but main abi bhi hu….I am not dead BAlu : kitni achi baat hai naa..

Balu : Kitna acha hai….the grass is still green.. Banere : rokde …

Balu : the rose is still red..

Banere :..rokde ..rokde ..yeh galat baat hai ..main bachon ko bhi school mein yehi kehti hu..k tum likhne ki jaldi matt karo..pehle suno ..dhyan se suno..taki voh tumhare ander uttar jaye..tumahre khoon mein mil jaye ..phir tum jaldi se samjh jaoge sab kuch ..haan ..?

Samant : hamre guruji bhi yehi kehte they..but yeh khoon vali baat unho ne btayi nai thi.. Banere : arrey .unho..

Sukhatme (kaatte huye) : arrey aisi bahot saari baatien hai jo tumhare guru ji ne btayi..lekin banre tumhe bta sakti hai

Banare : haha…

Sukhatme : btao banare kuch aur btao bhai…

Banare : haha..umm..main tum logon ko ek kahani sunati hu… Sukhatame : sunao ..

Banare : Dhyan se suno…

Banare : jungle mein ek bhediya tha…bahot hi khoon khaar kism ka… Ponkshe : Akela hi tha k biwi bache bhi they uske ??

Banare : ..nai sunani mjhe yeh kahani..huh.. Ponkshe : ..ahahahaha..

Banare :…(mimicking ponkshe)…hahahah………main tum logon ko ek kavita sunati hu.. “anjaan khatro se bhari raah par…..

anjaan khatro se bhari raah par….. badhte nirantar apne paaon

Leher k pcihe leher chale .. Ye kaisa hod..ye kaisa daon.. Voh ghav jiska kaam hai risna Voh Rista jaye …voh rista jaye Ladte hai hum aisi ladai…. Jiske ant mein haar hi paye

Vaarth hai Jeevan….yehi jaane karte har anuubhav seevkaar Lekin ..”

Maamla serius hota jaa rha hai ???? Sukhtame : nai..nai ..acha hai acha hai ..

Banare : main kuch mazedaar sa sunati hu….ummm…”malad ka budha..”

Karnick ( gate par aata hai swag k saath .) : ( *Claps on hearing the fun song ) lagta tha main bhatak gya hu ..lekin main toh theek hi pahunch gya

Banare : oh fo..karnick

Karnick : yeh kya ho rha hai ?

Balu : kuch nai ho rha hai ..rung mein bhang ho rha hai Banare : haaan !

Sukhatme : arrey banare achi bhali kavita suna rhi thi Karnick : acha !

Sukhatme : bahot acha tha banare bahot acha Banare : thank you

Sukhatme ( while yawning ) : karnick the great actor ..kis soch mein doob gaye tum ? Karnick ..main toh voh theatre..

Sukhatme : nai ..btane ki zaroorat nai..btane ki bilkul zaroorat nai..mjhe puri tarah se malool hai tumahri soch kya hai ..yehi soch rahe hon aa..k chota sa auditorium hai ..lekin intimate hai..aaj sham audience aur tumhara kya connection baithne wala hai …….yehi soch rha tha yeh !..bolo haan

Karnick : na..! balki main toh soch rha tha k yeh toh asli aadalat se bhi ekkis hai.. Sukhtme : arrey aadalat k baare mein tum kya jaante ho

Karnick : arrey jaanta naa jaanta..baat toh correct kahi hai maine Banare : aaj ki aadalat toh bahot jamegi sham ko haan…haha… Balu : arrey aayi(mother) nai abi tak ..? .

Karnick ..hain ? Balu ..aayi ? aayi ?

Kanrick : raste mein hain..kashikar ji unke liye gajra khareeed rahe they..main paan dabata chala aaya

Banare : kitni sweet baat hai naa…tum logon ne Mr and Mrs kashikar k baare mein ek baat notice ki hai ?

Ponkshe : Kya baat ?

Sukhatme : Arrey simple si baat hai

Banare: SUkhatme jis baat ka pta na hon aa uske beech bola maat karo…toh jab bhi Mr kashikar ko Mrs kahsikar k liye pyaar aata hai naa..voh unke liye gajra khareedte hai ..theek ?

Aur jab mrs kashikar ko unke liye pyaar aata hai ..toh voh unke liye ????? Balu : Shirt ! Shirt khareedti hain..

Banare : haan…

Karnick : mjhe naa yeh sab dikhava lagta hai..shak hotah ai kuch na kuch gadbad hai unke ander Balu: aur mjhe toh lagta hai jo log mo dern theatre karte hai unke ander sabi kuch gadbad hai Karnick :hehe..rokde …jis cheez ka tujhe zara sab hi dhyaan naho uske baare mein chup rha

kar..bacha hai college par dhyan de..vaise main apni biwi k liye gajra Vajra nai khareedta..mann hota hai naa ..tab bhi nai

Banare : main tumahri jagah hoti toh roz khareedti ..

Sukhatme : Arrey khareedne k liye hi sahi..shadi toh kar pehle .. Banare : uff..

Ponkshe : arrey kyu marva rahe ho kisi gareeb bechare ko ..! Banare: kya kaha..kya kaha ponkshe aapne ??

Ponkshe : maine kaha chai agar mil jaati toh acha hota nai …?

Sukhtame : acha …..jab platform par sab pee rhe they..tab nai pee gai tumse

Ponskhe : sab pee rhe the toh kya..mjhe ab chahiye..tumhari tarah advance booking karne ki aadat nai mjhe

Sukhatme, banare : haha..acha !

Ponkshe : arrey suno bhai.kya naam hai tumhara ? Samant : jee samant..yahin paas mein rhta hu

Ponkshe : arrey tum jahaan bhi rehte ho….yahaan chai milegi ? Samant: haan milegi,…lekin gud vali milegi

Sukhatme : Hmm…

Banare: ek they Mr Hmm..lekin unki na koi Mrs Hmmm…hahaha Ponkshe : enough banare !! bahot hua bachpana

Kashikar : Ahem..(clearing his throat )..haan bhai sukhatme haal toh bahot badia hai SUkhatme : haal toh acha hi hai

Samanat : ( pcihe se banare ko ) yehi hai voh jinka koi bacha nai hai ?? Banare :arrey ..hush..shh

Mrs Kashikar notices ..nd so does everyone : (Stares at Banare ) Sukhtame : arrey bai….gajra bada mehak rha hai aapka

Balu : haan badi achi khusbu aa rhi hai

Mrs Kashikar : aah..balu ..saaman sab aa gya naa?? BAlu : jee

Mr Kashikar : hamesha yehi bolte ho ..aur hamesha kuch na kuch bhool aate ho…voh laye ho ..chokdaar ka daanda ?..ab mundi matt hilao..laye ho toh dikhao

Balu( dikhate huye ) : aapka dress bhi laya hu ..kabi kabi bhool jaata hu .hamesha nai Mr: mera wig ?

Balu : voh bhi hai

Mr : Aur sukhatme ? aap layo vakeel ka gown ?..

Sukhatme : my lord voh toh main sapne mein bhi nai bhoolta …aap ponskhe se puch lo voh toh nai kuch bhool kar aa gaye

Ponkshe : main hamesha tyaar rehta hu sir ! yeh dekhi ..mere shoes..meri toursers..mere suspenders aur yeh meri pipe ..yeh pipe naa hon aa toh katghade mein apni lines bhool jaata hu ..nervous ho  jaata hu naa

Mrs : arrey show se pehle tujhe rehersal karva dungi

Pnkse : arrey uski koi zarrorat nai hai ..yeh hai naa karnick..vaise aapka yeh..( action towards gajra ) Mrs : hmm..arrey voh banare gajra tere liye bhi laa rhi thi..lekin kya hua k..

Banare : gajra fuur karke udd gya ..ya phir c hidya le kar udd gayi…haha..vaise bhi mjhe gajra pasand nai …hota toh bhi kya main khud nai le sakti thi ?

Mrs : aur school kaisa chal rha hai tumahra ? Banare : chalega kyu ..jahaan tha vahin hai

Mr : toh phir bachon ki raye kya hai ..judge ki kursi yahaan rakhi jaye k vahaan ??

Karncik : 100% vahaan..kyuki dekhiye yahaan darwaza bhi …aapka karma ander hoga..aap entry bhi vahin se lenge ..aur president Johnson yahaan khade honge aise

Mr : na..no…noo…Johnson ko yahaan khada karo…kyu jab main use baat karu ..toh..

Karnick ..nai nai ..dekhiye I object ..unki darshakon ki nigah se dekhe toh yahaan hi theek lagta hai Sukhatme : ek baar aur agar isne darshakon ki nigah ki baat ki toh utha kar prosecute kar dunga ..arrey modern natak vale aadmi ho…yeh darshak ki nigah kya hota hai..?

Karnick : yeh modern natak hota kya hai ..jaante bhi ho aap ? ? jab dekho yeh shabd fanekte rehte ho modern natak ..modern natak ..dekhiye jab maine koi suggestion deta hu naa..toh khoob soch samjh kar deta hu bas..

Sukhamte : beta yeh sochne samjhne ki baat tumhare bas ki nai hai …isko faneko ..aur jayo ,,kurshiya lagvao

Karnick (balu se ) : dekh kya rha hai ..lga table ….( mr K se ) this is not done

Balu : arrey samant …( table set karte huye) ..arrey voh sham ki train kitne baje ki hai … Samant : konsi train ??

Samant : arrey jisse aap aaye uske baad koi train nai hai

Balu : hun…toh phir damle saab kaise aaienge ? ..aayi ! ..daamle saab nai aaye abi tak .. ( concern on banare’s face )

Mrs : haan voh agli train se aainege

Balu : lekin saamnat toh keh rha hai k sham mein koi train nai hai

Mrs : lekin unho ne toh mjhse aisa kuch nai kaha …kyu arrey banare teri baat huyi thi kya unse ?? Banare :Kinse ?/

Ponkshe : Daamle ! Banare : Nai toh

Ponskhe : Nai! ..inki baat nai hui

Kanricck : arrey yaar !! daamle saab nai aaienge toh naatak kaise hoga ??

Balu : par aayi meri koi galti nai hai ..maine unko khaat bhi sahi se likha tha aur pata bhi sahi likha tha

Sukhatme : arrey koi problem nai hai …!

Mr : problem kaise nai hai sukhatme ..hayain..!..yeh natak hai koi hasi Mazak nai hai …we owe to the people

Sukhatme : kya problem hai ..public prosector k sath defense lawyer bhi main hi bann jata hu..kay dikat hai

Balu : arrey toh chautha gawah bhi toh..rawte toh flu mein pada hai …main bann jaata hu chautha gawah

Karnick haste huye : arrey tujhse nai hoga rokde Balu: mjhe lines bhi yaad hai ..main kyu nai kar sakta ?

Karnick : arrey chokdaar ka role bahot important hota hai rokde …har koi nai kar saka naa… Balu : toh main dono role kar leta hu naa ..sukhtme saab bhi toh do role kar rahe hai

Mr : nai ..tum nai… Balu : par mjhe .. Mr : rokde !!

Mrs : balu…mana kia naa..

Sukhatme : arrey suno ..main ek suggestion du..chautha gawah mil gya hai humme ..kya naam hai tumahara…??

Samant : haa..samant

Sukhtame : haan tum banoge hamare chauthe gawah Samant : huun..!

Mrs : haan yeh theek rahega ..kyu banare ??

Banare : haan mjhe pasand hai …….mera matlab hai chauthe gawah k liye Samant :par mjhe kuch nai aata .

Sukhatame : haan toh tyaar karva denge naa..kya dikat hai usme Mrs : haan tune court toh dekh hoga ?

Smanat : tch..naa

Karnick : natak mein toh dekha hoga SMANT : aise natak yahaan aate nai hai

Sukhatme : arrey natak nai dekha..bahot acha …natakon mein jo court ki aisi taisi hoti hai ..voh toh nai karoge tum.

Karnick :..aa…sukhatme ji aap har natakon k baare mein aisa nai keh sakte Samant ( to kashikar ) : mjhse bnai hoga..mjhe dar lagta hai

Mrs : ek kaam karte hai …iske sath ke rehearsal kar lete hai Karnick : hana yeh rehearsal ka idea acha hai !!

Ponkonshe : haan yeh rehearsal ka idea acha hai Samanat : haan phir main samjh lunga

Mr : Haan ..banare tumahre main speech se start karte hai

Banare : uff nai …yeh Johnson wala play hum pichle 3 mahino mein 15 baar kar chuke hai ..han..abi agar phirse karenge toh sham ka show toh bilkul hi dheela padh jaega

Sukhatme : haan bhai..main banare ki baat bilkul itefaaq rakhta hu ..ek hi cheez baar baar karo na toh aadmi bore ho jaata hai ..monotony ho jaati hai ..kya hum log bhi jab court mein ek hi tarah k case laddh laddh kar bore ho jate hai toh hum yaa t oh rummy khelte hia …ya toh patience khelte hai Mr : Sukhatme …! ..ab tum humse yahan par patte khilvaoge ??

Sukhatme : oo nai kashikar sahab…patte nai khilvaounga ..main kya keh rha hu ..law college k dino mein hum saare dost jab khaali rehte they ..toh ek khel khela karte they…saare dost mil kar ek dost par ilzaam lagaya karte they ..voh kya hota hai …nakli mukadma …phir jo case bana …hum usko ladte they mukdme k tor pe…mere khayal se humko yehi khel khelna chahiye ..ab isme acha kya hai ..ek toh khel ka khel ho jaega..monotony ki monotony nai hoga..ar phir bechare saamant k bhi samjh mein aa jayega k kya karna hai …hain ??

Karnick : haan vaise drama technique mein isse hum “ vi sual enactment “ kehte hai

Sukhatme : beta bahot simple sa khel hai …issme ba hot bada banana ki zarorot nai hai ..samjha na isko !

Banare : arrey main toh langdi bhi khelne ko tyaar hu

Samant : ji samant …

Ponskhe : kone se jaa ke hamare do wills cigarette le aana ,,haan Samant : aur kisi ko kuch chahiye ??

Mrs : kyu naa isse natak k kharche mein daal de..aakhir rehearsal toh hai … Mrs : aa…meetha paan..

Saamnt : aapko ? Mr: masala pan

Saamnt : mere aane se pehle shuru matt karna

Banare : haha…bechara kitna seedha hai ( ponkshe stares ) …main tyaar ho kar aati hu Karnick : sabka role raat wala hi rahega naa…judge..vakil …vagera vagera …

Sukhatme : dekho bhai ..iss group mein sirf ek hi judge hai kashikar saab ..aur vakalat mjhe chod kisi aurko aati nai..toh do role fixed hai…baki tum log dekho kya karna hia

Mrs : lekin doshi karnick k ilawa kisi aur ko bnana

Kanrick : naa..naa..mrs kashikar uski koi zaroorat nai hai…haan..hum log raat wala hi karenge ..hain ( ponkshe se bolte huye ab) ..acha sunn..uss din mjhe rokde kuch bta rha tha banare k baare mein Ponskhe : kya ??

Karnick : arrey abi nai ..show k baad yaad dilana mjhe Ponkshe : yaar bataana toh mjhe bhi kcuh hai … Karnick : kya ?

Ponkshe : baad mein btata hu ..

Ponkshe : vaise mrs kashikar aap sahi keh rhi thi…mukdma naya hai toh mulzim bhi naya hona chahiye…

Mr : yeh baat toh hai bhai ..variety mein maza aaiega Mrs : bilkul !!

Mr : bilkul se kya matlab tumhara ..? toh tumko bhi variety chahiye kya ?? Mrs : arrey ..yeh ..

Mr : chup chaap baitho tum !

Shukatme : ek kaam karte hai ..rokde ko bna dete hai

Kanrick , ponkshe : nai..nai…mjhe rehne do main keh rha hu

Mr : mjhe apne mukdme ka Mazak nai banana hai , sukhatme ..mjhe bna de Karnick, ponkshe : laugh

Rokde : mjhe mein kya kharabi hai

Mrs : kyu naa main bann jau..umm..agar aap kahe

Mr: nahi !..jahan chaar log jama huye..bas shuru hogai tumahri nautanki *laughter : majorly sukhatme *

Mrs :acha nai banti bas…khush!!

Mrs : inko toh bas..badd badd karte raho

Ponkshe: arrey aap bas ither aa kar baith jao ..bas …kyu inti choti si baat ka bura maanti ho aap *banare sings the song ..everyone notices *

Mrs : jab dekho bas…

Ponkshe : arrey acha hai nai bane .. Sukhatme : shhhh !!

*karnick and balu stop doing their work..everyone stops to notice banere singing* * kashikar rolls eyes looking at sukhatme *

Mr : Miss leela Banare ek maha bhankar apraadh k tehat aapko giraftaar kia jaata hai … Banare : “hasti hai “

Mr : aur iss adalat k saamne ..bataur mulzim paesh kia jaata hai

Banare : aapne btaya tak nai …haha..vaise mera maha bhayankar aprad kya hai ? Mr : uumm..

Ponkshe : aap par ilzaam hai k…uumm…hai k..mm Banare :..aammm..ummmm

Sukhatme : nai ..nai

Ponkshe : haan..kya hai ilzaam ??

Banare : haan ..haan zor zor se hasne ka ilzaam lga dijye ..haha.. Mrs : kuch bhi matt bol banare …

Karnick : case kuch conflict hona chahiye .. Banare : bilkul

Mr : bhai main toh kehta hu ..jo bhi ilzaam ho samajic mahatav ka hona chahiye Ponkshe : bhaisaab sabse pehle ilzaam hona chahiye…apraadh ka kya hoga

Samant : vaise do hafte pehle hamare gaon mein bail ( bullock) chori ho gya tha .. Ponkshe : haan..aur banare bail le kar bhaag gayi

Samant : nai toh phir ek aur apraadh hua tha ..do mahine ki baa t hai ..ek aurat ne apna bacha gira dia…vidhwa thi bechari…

Sukhatme : maine ..bhroon hatya ka case than aa…?

Samant : ..tch..tch ..case vase kuch nai hua………gaon walon ne maar diya use ! *stunted silence in the room*

Banare : kya ??? maar diya ?? …silence

Ponkshe : aapraadh toh aisa kuch hona chahiye …nai ?? Banare : nai ..! ..yeh kitna ajeeb aur ganda ilzaam hai….!!

Sukhatme : nai nai acha hai …..acha hai ..ilzaam yehi hona chahiye ! Banare : nai aur koi ilzaam laga do…chori ..daketi..kuch bhi lga do… Mrs : yeh bhroon hatya vagera theek nai hai…kuch aur sochte hai ..! Mr : tum chup raho ji ! yeh samajik mahatav ka maamla hai

Karnick : aur isme kafi conflict bhi hai .. Banare : tum chup raho karnick !

Sukhatme: dekh..dekh ..bena …jab tak ilzaam acha nai hoga naa ..mazedaar case nai banega ..case strong nai banega …yehi lagao..main keh rha hu ..yehi ilzaam hona chahiye …yehi acha hai

Banare : sukhatme aap samjh nai rhe ho.. Sukhatme: lagao ..lagao…

Banare : duniya mein koi aur ilzaam nai hia kya Sukhatme : cheezien lagao…

Banare: yeh kya baat yaar

Ponkshe : game hi toh hai ..tu kyu itna seriously le rhi hai

Banare : main kahaan seriulsy le rhi hai ..main toh bas keh rhi hu..k dusre bhi toh haazar ilzaam hai Sukhatme : chal bhai..rokde …kat ghara lagaya ??

*pan scene ..to be deleted *

Mr : mulzim miss mabanre , aap par jo bhroonhatya ka ilzaam lgaya gya hai ..aap use maanti hai ya nai ?

Banare : aap par man koi bhi ilzaam lagau..aap use maanenge ?

Mr : order..order ..court ki maryada ka khayal rakha jaye..nai th samanat ko court ki karavi k baare mein pta kaise chalega

Banare : order order..court ki maryaada ka dhyana rakha jaye..aapka parivarr beech mein bol rha hai ..please use sambhaliye

Mrs :bas kar haan..bahot ho gya

Samant : yeh binare bai bhi kaamal karti hai

Ponskhe : bahot se maalon mein beta …bahot se maamlon mein

Mr: mulzim benare ! court ki karvai mein bhaga daalne aur counsel ki insult karne k liye aapko warning issue ki jaati hai

Banare : milard issi baat par aapko ek masala paan issue kia jata hai

Karnick : yehi..yehi hai mera matlab …kamse kam iss samanat k baare mein toh sochiye ..miss benare pls be seius …katghare mein aa jaye aap

Benare : aap bilkul sahi keh rahe hai …mjhe judge saab ka itna khayal nai rakhan chahiye tha

……….yeh jo aarop aapne mjh par lagya naa..yeh bilkul galat hai..main jab ek cheenti ko bhi nai maar sakti toh ..apni jaan ko kaise maarungi.

Mr : Miss benare …katghare mein aaiye

Benare : uuu hu ..tch……… ( balu takes the witness box to her..she runs and avoids before getting caught)…acha ..acha …! ….Balu !!!

Balu : yeh aap mjhe balu balu matt kahiye

Sukhatme : milord..maa..ek pavitar bhaavna ka naam hai .. . Benare : waah ! ..aapko bada pta hai

Sukhatme: milord maam ki tulna bhagwan se ki jaati hai..sastron mein bhi kaha hai “ matrav devo bhava “

Mr : ( said something in Sanskrit..did not understand) Mrs : haan haan..aur vandematarm bhi toh keh te hai

Benare : oh..yeh saari cheezien aapne schooli kitabon se churien hai

Sukhatme : main agar kam shabdon mein kahu…..toh ek aurat kuch der ki premika ..aur Jeevan bhar k liye maa hoti hai

Benare : kya baat kahi hai apane ..wah..wah ..! Mr: order ..order

Sukhatme: maa kon hoti hai ..maa voh hoti hai ..jo apne bache ki rakhsha k liye saviem ki jaan ki parva nai karti hai…lekin agar vohi maa apne hi haathon se apne bache ki hatya karti hai…toh kya ?? kya daetava hai ek sabhae samaj ka ?? …kya hum log khade ho kar tamasha dekhte rahe ….??? Milord…aaj ka mukdma ek sangheen apraadh se l ipta hua hai..aur main iss mukdme ko saabit karne k liye ..chaand gavahon ko bulana chahunga …..mjhe ijaazat di jaye..

Mr : gavahon ko bulaya jaye

Ponskhe : mjhe kyu bula rahe ho Mrs : waah !

Sukhatme : arrey tum eek line mein famous banaya …chalo/ Mrs : chalo naa…

Benare : chaliye ..chaliye…aaye

Sukhatme: mauka dekhte entry karo….Mr ponkshe haazir ho rhe hai..Milord Mr Ponkshe POnskhe ..passes by Benare, Benare be like : hmmm…:P..hehe

Ponskhe: main G.N. Ponkshe oxford English dictionary par haath rakh kasam let ahu ..k jo kahunga sach kahunga ..sach k siva kuch nai kahunga

Mrs: balu ! gita kidhar hai..??

Balu : Haan bhool gya …galti se aa gayi dictionary…ab akela aadmi kitni cheezien yaad rakhe Benare :bechara balu

Balu : mjhe bechara..vechara naa kahiye aap Benare : laughs

Sukhatme: mr ponskhe , aapka naam Ponskhe: abi th btaya aapko !

Sukhatme: nai ..nai court k record k liye aapna naam btaya

Ponskhe : Gopal Narayan ponkshe, baaki baatien sham ko btaunga Sukhamte: aap mulzim ko jaante hai ?

Ponskhe : haan badi ache se

Sukhatme: inke social status k baare mein aap kya kahenge ?? Ponskhe : yeh teacher hai , padhati hai

Sukatme : teacher hai Benare : hmmm..!

Sukhtme : inki shadi k baare mein aap kya kahenge …shadi shudha hai,,ya kuvari hai…I mean inke marital status k baare mein kya kahenge aap

Benare : inka jo status hai..vahi mera status hai Ponkshe : aap inhi se kyu nai puch lete

Sukhatme :nai nai ..,sawaal aapse kia gya hai ..toh jawaab bhi aap hi denge Ponskhe : ab…..duniya ki …nzaron mein dekhine toh kuvari kahenge … Benare : aur aapki nazron mein ??

Sukhatme : arrey yaar … Benare laughs

Sukhatme : inki timing kamaal ki hai …

Mrs ( to saamant ): yeh sab raat ko nai hoga haan Sukhatme : chalo khair anyway…Mr ponkshe ! Ponskhe : Ji

Sukhatme : aapko kya lagta hai….mulzim ka jo chaal challan rha hai ….vohi n ormal kuvari aurat ki tarah rha hai ??

Ponkshe : ji yeh sab…….

Benare : ab yeh kaise bta sakte hai k normal kuvari aurat ka chaal challan kaisa hota hai Ponskhe : Thoda hatke rha hai sir…

Sukhatme: hatke se aapka kya matlab ??

Ponskhe : nai matlab ..thoda too much rha hai ..

Sukhatme : nai nai …hatke …too much aise ..aap saaf saaf kahiye kehna kya cahte hain aap Ponkshe : matlab …khul kar kahoon toh…..mardon k piche padi rehti hai yeh

Benare : haayeeeeee….reeeee….bechaare mard !!

Sukhatme : Arrey kyu kar rhi hai aisa,..court ki insult toh matt kar

Benare : court toh uss kamre mein gya hai …uski insult iss kamre mein kaise ho sakti hai ??

Sukhatme : tujhe kuch kehna ..samjhana bekaar hai ………ponkshe yaar tum toh aa jao yahaan par..tum toh seriously karo yaar

Ponkshe : haan..haan..aa rha hu

Sukhatme: ek aadmi serius nai reh sakta yahan par ………….anyways Mr ponkshe ..apko mulzim k chal challan ki baare mein kuch kehna hai

Ponskhe : bahot si baatien kehni hai Sukhatme : jaise ?

Ponkshe : jaise ..jaise …jaise dimaag kharab hai inka ..kuch bhi bakti rehti hai..shjort circuit hai ..ek baar inho ne meri shadi karvani ki bhi koshsih ki thi

Sukhatme : Mr ponskhe …kay inka kisi shadi shuda mard …ya gair shadi shuda mard..gaur se suneaga..shadi shuda ya gair shadi shuda mard k sath koi khaas rishta rha ..?

Ponkshe : ab main…

Benare : bilkul rha hai ..inn lawyer saab ka sath rha hai …unn judge saab ka sath rha hai…ponkshe k sath rha hai …samant ka sath rha hai…..aur uss balu k sath toh rha hi hai !!

Sukhatme : naaa…naa….

Balu : pachatengi aap baad mein …!!

Ponkshe : main keh rha hu koi isse seriously nai le rha …aur kuch bhi bole jaa rha hi .. Sukhatme : listen to me…listen..listen to me !

Ponkshe : aur phir main kuch bol dunga phir …toh sab …sab khel khatam ho jayega ither Sukhatme : listen to me ponkshe …

Ponskhe : nai yaar …

Sukhamte: sunno yaar ponskhe !

Ponskhe : nai yaar …aise nai hota ..tum karlo naa yaar .. Sukhatme : khel hi toh chal rha hai …

Ponskhe : nao yaar …yeh theek nai hai yaar..

Karnick : yaar hamare sitara grp k rehearsals isse zyaada seriously hote hai Mrs : pareshan matt kar naa benare …

Benare :arrey main kahaan pareshaan kar rhi hu….aur vasie bhi yeh log pareshan kar rhe  hai mjhe…mjhe nai khelna aapka yeh khel..aap log ladte rahio

Sukhatme : kya kar rhi hai benare

Karnick : agar aise hi rha naa…toh yeh natak band pad jaega Sukhatme : arrey tum kahaan jaa rhe ho yaar..karnick ! Samant : ab aage aur nai hoga yeh …??

Mrs : nai…nai ..jo kaam ek baar shuru kia use khatam karna hi hai….sukhatme ! Balu : kahaan jaa rhe ho aap

*Mr kashikar returns*

Mr : aaah…mil gai kaan khudni ..mil gayi…..sukhatme ..intezaar kis baat ka hai.? Sukhatme : aapki kan khudni milne ka Milord !!

Mr : shuru karo

Sukhatme : Ji……mere agle gawah hai mister karnick…….the great actor…aaye mister karnick….either se…ab……..nai yeh sab hogya…shapath vagera sab ho gai hai ..baki cheezien sham ko karenge

Karnick : Ask ! ..puchiye

Sukhatme: Mr karnick..aap actor hai ….?? Kanrick : Ji….aur mjhe iss baat ka garv hai

Sukhatme : dekhiye court ko iss baat se koi matlab nai hai ..k aapko ga rv hai nai hai..I thinkwe will stick to straight answers

Karnick : ji..

Sukhtame: Mr kanrick aap mulzim ko jaante hai …? Kanrick ..yes sir ..I think I know this lady

Sukhatme : yeh kis tarah ka jawab hai …think ka matlab kya hota hai bhai.. Kanrick : think matlab hai sochna ..ya vichaar karna ..shak hai toh dictionary hai

Sukhatme : nai dictionary dikhane ki zarrorat nai hai…mjhe dictionary mein pta hai kya likha hai ..aap mjhe nischit taur par bateye aap mulzim ko jaante hai ..ya nai jaante hai

Karnick: sir badi dilchasp baat hai..jisse hum nishchit taur par jaante hai..usse hum asal mein nai  jaante…truth is stranger than fiction

Sukhatme : ………mr kanrick aap mulzim se kab mile aur kaise mile ??

Karnick : ji voh hamre theatre grp mein kaam karti hai …vahi par mulakat hoagie hamari.. Sukhatme : kis tarah k natak hote hai aapke ?

Kanrick : ..ji ???

Sukhatme : aapke natak kis tarah k hiet hai Mr karnick ?? Karnick : zabardast !!

Ponkshe laughs

Sukhatme : Milord iss gawah ka ek-ek shabad bahot imp hai ..pls note kar lia jaye … Mr ( picking his ear with buds ) : hota rahega ….age badho

Sukhatme : Mr karnick aapke natakon mein maa ki kya paribhasha hoti hai ??

Karnick : Arrey aaj kal k natkon mein toh voh hoti hi nai hai ..unme toh bas zindagi ki laachari aur bekar ki baatien hoti hai ..jeevan ka koi arth naiiiii…koi udeshye nai….!!

Sukhatme : mr karnick mjhe ek cheez batiye ..k aapke liye maa ki paribhasha kya hai ?? Karnick :…hmmm……ummmm…hmm….jo bache ko janam deti hai vohi maa hai

Sukhatme : very good ..very good Karnick : ji..

Sukhatme: jo bache ko janam deti hai voh maa hai…..toh ek istri jo bache ko janam deti hai …paalti hai ..posti hai ..bada karti hai …..aur ek istri jo bache ko maar deti hai…aap unn dono mein se kisko maa kahenge ?

KArnick :dono ne janam dia ..? ..toh dono maa hui ! Sukhatme : arrey toh janam toh kutiya bhi deti hai

Karnick : arrey toh kutiya bhi maa hai naa…(in comic tone ) maine kab sirf insano mein maa hoti hai.. *everyone laughs*

Sukhatme : karnick aaj pure form mein hai…….mr karnick mera soch samjh k jawaab dejiye ga….aap mulzim k chaal challan k baare mein kya kehna chahenge..?

Karnick: aa…iss natak mein …ya asal mein

Sukhatme : dekhiye aap court mein khade hai…aapko jo kehna hai asal mein kahiye Mr : dekhiye yeh baatien natak tak hi seemeet rahe toh behtar hoga

Kanrick : phir toh main inke baare mein kuch nai keh sakunga… Sukhatmme : kyu aap kuch nai jaante kya ?

Karnick : nai iss mukdme k silsile mein toh kuch nai

Sukhatme : acha ..chalo theek hai …mjhe yeh btaiye…kya kabi mulzim ko kabi kisi objectionable state yani k kisi nazuk halat mein dekha hai ?

Karnick : umm

Sukhatme : mera jawaab aap sirf haan ya naa mein denge Karnick: ji

Sukhatme : btaiye

Karnick : umm…na……umm..haan

SUkhatme : ye kaisa jawaab hua bhai …naa haan…

Karnick: Naa mane maine nai dekha …haan mane isne dekha hai ..iss rokde ne .. Rokde : maine ?? …nai maine kuch nai dekha hai …..

Sukhatme : aa….aap jaa sakte hai …mr karnick..aapki gawahi khatam hui..aap jaa sakte hia Karnick : acha kaam kia naa maine

SUkhatme : haan badiya.. Rokde :maine kcuh nai dekha

Sukhatme : Milord main chokdaar rokde ko katghare mein bulaana chahunga Ponkshe ( karnick se ): kya dekha bhai rokde ne??

Karnick : arrey main toh Mazak kar rha tha yaar…tere baat ball mere paas aayi..maine usko paas kardi

Sukhatme : Milord Chokdaar rokde ki gawahi iss mukade k liye kafi imp hai …so pleae  unko katgahre mein bulaya jaye

Balu :nai maine kuch nai dkeha ..main nai aaunga Mr: rokde !!

Karnick : ha..ha ..ghehe

Sukhatme : nai nai ghabrao nai .aao rokde …aao ..katghare mein aao……isko beta dande ko udhar rakh kar aao…hmm…haan..aur thoda jaldi karo…aaoo….nai uski zaroorat nai ..shapat vagera sab kuch

ho gai hai ..aaram se khade ho jao….hmm………..haan………..karnick ne ..gawahi mein aapka naam liya hai..toh aap court ko btaye k aapne kya dekha tha

Mrs : balu …achi gawahi de daal…acha kaam kia toh dobara chance milega

Sukhatme : mr rokde ..aap ghabriye matt …aaram se …shaanti ..sirf court ko itna btaiye ..k aapne dekha kyat ha….

Balu :….nai..umm..nai

Sukhatme : aapne kasam khai hai …k aap court mein sach bolenge ….aap batiye court ko k aapn e kya dekha …….arrey rokde..bhagwaan k liye btaye naa…k aapne kya dekha !!...ARREY BOLTA KYU NAI HAI K KYA DEKHA TUNE !!

Balu :…NAI…NAI…MAINE KUCH NAI DEKHA…kcuh nai dekha maine…hehe.. Mr : yeh shuru se aisa hai ….lalluuu

Mrs :yeh chance tujhe doabara nai milega…har aadmi ko public mein bolne ki himmat honi chahiye…darr matt bol..

Mr : haan bol balu …bol Mrs : sukhatme pucho usse

Sukhatme : haan main puch lunga…aap…..aap baith jaye ….main puch lunga Benare : haan balu bol…aa…ee..uu

Balu : BAS …BAHOT HOGYA AAPKA BAALU BAALU…baalu naam hai mera balu Sukhatme: dekhiye mister rokde

BAlu : ek second main bta rha hu .. Sukhatme : haan bataiye

Balu : bta rha hu main..abi kuch time pehle main unse milne gya tha.. Sukhatme: kinse milne gaye they..

Balu : tokiye matt ..bta rha hu …daamle sahab se milne gya tha… Sukhatme : aap unke ghar gaye they ?

Balu : nai unke college k kamre mein…sham ka time tha …theek raat se pehle ka time tha….vahan maine inko dekha …mr damle aur yeh benare bai ..vahan baithi hui thi……aab boliye …ab nai bol rhi aap…ab boliye..ab balu balu kariye aap..banaiye mera Mazak..ab nai awaaz niklegi…

Sukhatme : mr rokde ..aap damle saab k kamre mein gaye..college mein unke kamre mein..raat hone wali thi..vahan damle saab aapko dikhe aur benare dikhi…correct ??....uske baad aapne kya dekha Balu : uske…uske baad

Mr : Sukhtme , mera khayal se maamla kuch personal ho rha hai ….

Sukhatme: nai milord..nai milord…jo ho rha hai ..voh mukdme ka hissa hai bas Benare : yeh kya bakwaas hai ….yeh kis tarah se mukdme ka hissa hai …??/

Mrs : tujhe kyu mirchi lag rhi hai ???

Benare : aap log mere personal life ko beech mein kyu ghaseet rahe hai??..main kisse milti hu..kise nai milti hu..isse aap logon ko kya ??...vaise bhi daamle mjhe kha toh nai rha than aa baluuuuu!! Balu : yeh kya kya boli jaa rhi hain

Sukhatme : dekh dekh benare …ek min tum chup raho…benare….khel chal rha ..usko chalne de..kyu kharab kar hi hai sab..rokde ..tum iski baat par dhyan matt do……tum mjhe yeh btayo…tum daamle saab k vahaan gaye..tumne vahan damle saab ko dekha ..aur isko dekha..phir iske baad ?

Balu : dono baithe huye …dono kamre mein baithe they……lekin mjhe bahot bada jhatka laga..raat hone wali thi..phir yeh unke kamre mein baithi hui thi…!!

Benare : main baithi hui thi balu…bhai mjhe baithna nai chahiye tha yeh toh badi galat baat kardi maine

Balu : toh aapka cherha kyu utar gya tha mjhe dekh k…ab btaiye …jawaab dijye ??....aur jab jab maine damle saab paas gya hu…hamesha unho ne mjhe ander bulaya hai ..lekin uss din…uss din unho ne mjhe bahar se hi bhaga dia

Benare : arrey bhai…tumhe unho ne bahar se ky u bhagaya .yeh tum unse hi jaa kar puchna …vaise uss din tumhara chera uttar gya tha..mera chera bilkul vaise ka vaise tha..dekho dekho..abi bhi vahin hai

Sukhatme: Milord ..iss baat ko note kia jaye…rokde ne vahan par jo bhi dekha ..uske baad jo bhi huya ..unhe ne aage kyu nai dekha ..yeh voh jaane ..lekin jo kuch bhi usne dekha …..usse baat saaf ho  jaati hai ..k kamre mein chal kya rha tha …

Benare : ..arrey kuch nai chal rha tha …..! …kal ko aap mjhe principal k kamre mein baithe dekhenge toh kahenge …vahaan bhi kuch chal rha tha..

Sukhatme : Milord ..iss baat ko gawah k bayaan k taur par not kia jaye

Benare : ..haha…dekhiye main 25 logon k sath uthi baithi hu..agar aapko chahiye ..toh main sabke naam pate aapko de sakti hu…bade aaye aadalat chalne wale…

Sukhatme : Milord isko bhi note kia jaye !

Benare : sukhatme ji..yeh jo mr samant hain naa yahan par..kuch der pehle main inke sath akele yahin thi….aap kahe toh inka pta bhi le liye ….dijiye …dijiye aapka pta dijiye

Samant : nai..nai,.nai….yeh benare bayi toh mjshe bahot ache se baatien kar rhi thi..hum toh mohni vidya..voh hypnotise vali baat kar rahe they….!!

Sukhatme : Milord ! yeh baat note ki jaye ..yeh dono mohini vidya kar rahe they …iss baat ko note kia jaye ..

Mr : lekin sukhatme tumhari yeh behas aadalat k daaire mein kaise aati hai … Karnick : aaaji naatak k daairye mein toh aati hai

Ponskhe : jab sab kuch khel maan kar chal rahe hai toh problem kya hai ….sukhatme ji naatak badiya chal rha hai..aap jamate raho………

Balu : ji …su ..su ..

Sukhatme : haan theek hai beta jao

Samant ( karnick se ) : voh mohini vidya ka aisa vaisa kuch nai tha .. Ponskhe : arrey Mazak chal rha hai…aage dekh ..aage dekh

Karnick : rukiye matt !!...