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Freakazoid and Friends.

"Freakazoid and Friends" is a segment in the first episode of Freakazoid! It is a parody of the Animaniacs theme. Rob Paulsen, Jess Harnell, and Tress MacNeille sing the song in-character as Yakko, Wakko, and Dot. The Warners are seen briefly at the beginning, in reused footage from the Animaniacs main title. The song introduces many characters who will go on to appear in subsequent episodes, as well as a few who will rarely be seen again.

Lyrics [ edit | edit source ] It's time for Freakazoid and friends.

Where the insanity never ends.

Justice he defends.

You're sure to get the bends.

From Freakazoid and friends.

When Dexter becomes Freakazoid he shows his super stuff.

He battles Lobe and Booger Beast and villains who are tough.

It's Freakazoid and friends.

It's what your dentist recommends.

To patients who chew gum.

This show is really dumb.

It's Freakazoid and friends.

Meet Dexter's girlfriend Steff, and his mentor named MacStew Sweet_tree.

Thiz Iz My BloGz!! CheCk It Outz n' Gimme Ur CoMmeNtz!

11/15/09.

fOotBaLL feVeR (Dec, 15, '06) SAHABAT SEJATI (Oct, 31, '06) ALLAH ada Untuk.. (Nov, 17, '06)

ALLAH ada untuk kita ALLAH akan selalu ada untuk kita semua, umat NYA yang percaya akan keberadaan NYA.

Sungguh mulia jika kita berada di jalan NYA Sungguh tenang hati kita, kala kita mengingat NYA Menyebut nama NYA, kala kita berdoa.

Dan sungguh tenteram juga bahagia Kala kita di lindungi NYA Menjaga dan mendampingi Setiap langkah kehidupan kita.

ALLAH adalah segalanya Penuntun jalan dan penerang hidup kita Tak ada yang dapat menggantikan NYA sungguh ALLAH adalah segalanya

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Bagi kita umat NYA.

ALLAH ada Jika. (Oct, 30,'06)

ALLAH ada jika kita percaya ALLAH hadir saat kita berdoa ALLAH akan selalu mendampingi kita.

Apalah artinya harta berlimpah, Rumah yang mewah, dan kecantikan yang wah Jika hanya membuat kita susah.

Pujian, rasa syukur dan do’a Patut kita panjatkan pada NYA Agar hati kita Selalu ada untuk NYA.

Sungguh ALLAH adalah Segala-galanya.

LovELy PoEmS (Dec, 26, '08) Special For My Honey.

Begitu banyak pengorbanan Yang telah engkau lakukan Begitu banyak perhatian Yang engkau curahkan Begitu banyak waktu Yang engkau habiskan denganku Begitu banyak kasih sayang Yang engkau berikan untukku, hanya padaku Begitu banyak materi Yang telah engkau keluarkan saat bersamaku Dan begitu banyak cinta Yang telah engkau persembahkan hanya untukku Thank U, HoneykU, I Luv U.

Aku sayang kamu Aku menyayangimu Meski pernah terpikir olehku Untuk meninggalkanmu Meski pernah terlintas di pikiranku Untuk berpisah darimu Tapi aku tak pernah bisa Tak bisa melakukannya Rasa sayang yang begitu dalam Telah mengalahkan segala keegoan, kemarahan dan kekecewaan Hingga akhirnya aku tetap mempertahankan Dan kita tetap berdampingan.

Kau yang begitu berarti Kau yang temani aku di tiap hari-hari Yang kulalui Bagiku kaulah yang terbaik saat ini Banyak cinta yang mereka tawarkan padaku Namun cintamu Mengalahkan apa yang mereka berikan untukku.

Tak kutemukan cinta itu. Dari siapapun. Tak kutemukan rasa nyaman itu. Dari siapapun. Dan tak kutemukan rasa sayang itu. Dari siapapun. Selain dari dirimu. Matahariku… Akhirnya aku dapat merasakan. Indahnya jatuh cinta lagi. Setelah aku bertemu denganmu. Setelah aku mengenalmu.

Cinta yang lama. Yang mulai aku hapuskan, dari ingatan. Akhirnya bisa tergantikan. Oleh kehadiranmu, Di hatiku. Hari-hari yang dulu, sebelumnya kelabu. Menjadi lebih berwarna. Sejak kedatanganmu, Di hidupku.

OLdiEst PoeMs PaRt 2 (Dec, 26, '08) SO MELLOW (Only a Memory) 2006-2007.

Wow, mellow… Tonight and almost in every night…I feel so mellow. Mellow, sad, very sad, disappointed, desperate, and angry. Everything is because of him…yeah,…Him. He is ……… He is someone that I love. He’s my lovely. He’s my Expecting Love. He’s my

……….. Oh,…Loving you, it hurts sometimes. I don’t know why I love you like this. Why it should be like this? I Love you so much babe.

Don’t you know that I really love you? Loving you until makes me go crazy. Makes me look like a stupid person. Am I stupid? Yeah, perhaps!

Cause until right now, I still can’t forget you. Do you forget me? Do you ever think about me although only for a while? I miss you babe. Do you miss me too? It’s been a long time. It’s almost 2 years. And I still trap in this damn situation. Wow, I’m still waiting for you. Why should I? Maybe because you are proper to get that. Or because I’m too stupid to wait you come to me again. When you will be come to me? Perhaps, you will never come to me again. Or even I will never meet you again. Forever….yeah,…f.o.r.e.v.e.r. It’s really hard for me babe. Don’t go, please! I can’t live without you. I know it’s too ridiculous. It’s too much… But I’m sure that I love you. Although it makes me suffer right now. I don’t know when it will be end. Stop thinking of you, ugh….it’s really hard to do! You will always stay in my heart. And I don’t know when it will be stop.

(I dedicated this poem for him, ‘my sweet memories’ when we were separated. When I felt so deep and sad cause our relationship was broken at that time. Then I try to write this poem to cure my heart. It’s been a long time ago. I forgot when I wrote this poem. I only remember it was happened between 2006-2007. Ok, I know that my English was so bad. It wasn’t perfect on the grammar also. But I didn’t care about that. I just wanted to write and write. No matter what people said or gave some comments about this poem. I tried to do my best anyway. And today, I can cure my heart by making another relationship with somebody else who I really love and love me also.Thank You Honey. you make my world so colourful. ).

Kini, saat ini Banyak yang datang Menawarkan indahnya cinta Dan tulusnya kasih sayang Tapi benarkah.. Ini hanya menjadi dilema? Saat berharap akan datang Tapi tak kunjung tiba Hingga akhirnya tiba Hanyalah kebimbangan yang melanda.

(Puisi ini aku tulis saat aku di cintai oleh banyak pria. Saat mereka telah menyatakan cinta dan rasa sukanya padaku. Namun aku tak bisa menerima mereka karena aku tak mempunyai rasa yang sama. Aku merasa itu suatu dilema. Di saat aku memang mengharapkan cinta. Ternyata cinta yang datang tak sesuai harapan. Hingga akhirnya menjadi bimbang).

Di kala semua pergi Ku seorang diri Di kala semua bahagia Hatiku menderita Di kala semua ceria Jiwaku merana Ku ingin rasakan semua Keceriaan dan bahagia Seperti yang mereka rasa Ku ingin hanya dengan dia Bersama orang yang kucinta Berkeliling kota Menghabiskan waktu berdua Betapa bahagianya Namun kurasa Itu semua hanya angan Yang belum jadi kenyataan Semoga TUHAN berkenan Memberikanku seorang pangeran Untuk kujadikan tumpuan Dalam menjalani kehidupan.

(Puisi ini aku tulis pas Valentine’s day-hari kasih sayang. Saat itu aku masih sendiri-menjomblo dan ngerasa sepi saat para pasangan merayakannya sementara aku hanya di kamar kesayangan. Uhm..so sad. ).

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Cinta yang tak pasti Menunggunya dengan emosi Terkekang sepinya hati Terbelenggu oleh sendiri.

Inginnya menanti Namun tak mencari Pasti tak mendapati Apa yang di ingini.

Akhirnya memang sepi Akhirnya memang sendiri Hingga akhirnya menyesali.

Kini semuanya pergi Menghilang dan tak pasti Namun jangan pernah berkecil hati Untuk mendapatkannya kembali.

(Puisi ini aku buat saat aku merasa aku ingin mendapatkan cinta tapi aku tak pernah mencarinya, hanya menanti cinta datang dengan sendirinya.

Hingga akhirnya memang aku tak mendapati. Tahun berapa membuatnya, aku lupa).

OLdiEsT PoeMs PaRt 1 (Dec, 26, '08)

18 Jan ’03 Aku selalu butuh nasehatmu Aku selalu butuh saran darimu Aku akan selalu membutuhkanmu Di setiap suka dan dukaku Bagikan kebahagiaanmu padaku Bagikan pula kesedihanmu padaku Jadilah pelindungku Di kala aku mulai goyah Jadilah pelipur laraku Di kala aku mulai bersedih Dan jadilah penyemangat hidupku Di kala aku mulai tak tabah Menghadapi semua cobaan dan derita Yang di berikan oleh NYA.

(Puisi ini aku buat untuk my Bro’ yg saat itu selalu jadi teman, sahabat dan kakak yg baik, yg slalu ada untukku saat aku butuh sharing/hanya sekedar curhat. Berbagi cerita dan saran dengannya).

Jangan pernah bersedih Saat engkau mengingatnya Jangan pernah menyesal Karna engkau pernah bersamanya Buatlah dirimu bahagia Agar engkau tahu indahnya dunia Jika engkau sendiri Jalanilah kesendirian itu Jika engkau ingin bersamanya Jalanilah kehidupan ini bersamanya Dengan penuh perjuangan dan ketulusan cinta Karna di balik itu semua Engkau akan mendapat hikmah yang tak terkira Dari Sang Pencipta alam dan dunia.

(Puisi ini untuk my Bro’ yg saat itu dia sedang galau akan cintanya. Saat dia mengingat mantan kekasih nya).

Kini aku bisa merasakan Seperti yang pernah kau rasakan Memang sedih, memang pedih Kala kita harus mendapati Kekasih kita telah pergi Kala kita harus menjalani Perpisahan yang menyakiti hati Doa dan harapan Hanya bisa kita panjatkan Agar dapat menemukan Sosok pilihan TUHAN.

(Puisi ini untuk my Bro’ yg saat itu sedang bersedih karena putus cinta. Berpisah dari kekasih yg dia cinta. Dan saat aku membuat puisi ini akupun akhirnya mengalami hal yg sama dgnnya. Tapi aku lupa kapan tepatnya aku membuatnya).

FriendSter FreAk! (Nov, 1, '06) NoVeL Fav (July, 20, '06) MaaFkan (Oct, 4, '06)

Maafkan aku..tolong maafkan aku. Aku gak bs jd yg terhebat buatmu. Aku pingin km bahagia,tp malah bikin km mrh, sedih dan kecewa. Maafin aku karna udah nyakitin hatimu. Aku pingin yg terbaik yg km dapatkan. Dan aku harap memang inilah yg TERBAIK. Maaf, aku tak bs

menerimamu singgah di hatiku walaupun engkau mengharapkanku. Lepaskan cinta-cinta itu dariku dan cobalah engkau rangkai untuk orang yg lebih tepat bersamamu. Aku yakin akan ada seseorang yg terbaik yg di anugerahkan ALLAH untukmu, untuk mendampingi dan menyayangimu.

Lepaskan aku pergi dan biarkan cintamu padaku terbang bersama waktu.

Maafkanlah bila ku selalu Membuatmu marah dan benci padaku Ku lakukan itu semua Hanya untuk buatmu bahagia Mungkin ku cuma tak bisa pahami Bagaimana cara tunjukkan maksudku Aku cuma ingin jadi Terbaik Untukmu.

(liril lagu Terbaik untukmu-TANGGA) For: Someone. (ada deh..)

CinTaPuCciNo (Dec, 28, '07)

Waaahh, akhir” ini gue lg demam Cintapuccino neh. Gak tau knp…. Awalnya seh gue beli Novel Cintapuccino tgl 2 Des kmrn di Pameran Buku yg diadain di Balai Pemuda. Gue sebenere dah pingin beli novel itu dr dulu tp addaa aja halangannya. Halangan uang nya lah, waktunya lah, yg nganterin gak ada lah, secara gue gak bs pake speda motor (hare gene gak bs pake speda motor, anak SD aja dah bnyk yg bs naek speda motor!). Nah, mumpung saat itu ada kesempatan, waktu dan orang yg mau ngutangin gue (hehe, belinya aja msh ngutang), ya gue beli deh. Senang hatiku saat itu..lalala. Pas nyampe rmh, novel itu malah di pinjem ama sista gue (sister mksdnya). Gpp gue pinjemin krn gue saat itu msh sibuk ngerjain tgs”. Stlh sista gue selesai baca, giliran gue. Trnyt baru awal” aja gue dah tertarik ama isi ceritanya, dalem bgt Bo’. Blm apa” gue udh mo nangis (ceritanya cengeng neh, inget jaman” skul dlu..hehe). Pantesan aja klo tuh novel jd BEST SELLER and di bikin film nya. Krn kesibukan gue yg padet, secara (lagi), gue kerja di 2 tempat, gak ada wktu buat nerusin baca tuh novel lagi. Sampe akhirnya gue beli CD nya Cintapuccino di Tunjungan Plaza (TP). Pas nyari di Disc Tara, cuman tinggal 1, jd gue lgsg ambil aja…, trnyt oh trnyt tmn gue blg klo tuh CD rusak. Dan emang bnr sodara”..cover dpn CDnya dah pecah (mbentuk garis gt). Yah..akhrnya gak gue ambil deh. Gue kan jg pingin dpt barang yg bgs. Trs gue ajakin tmn gue buat nyari di toko kaset lain yg sblmnya kita lewatin..meski jauh seh jaraknya dr lantai plg atas ke lantai plg bwah (gak naek lift tp escalator lho). Gue msk toko M Studio and nemuin ada 2 CD Cintapuccino (lagi-lagi) gue nemuin CD yg cover depan nya pecah alias retak. Nah, untung aja gue nemuin ada 1 CD lg yg kondisinya baek” aja. Gue beli deh. Pas dah di rumah, bkn cover depan yg bermasalah tp malah CD nya yg ada goresannya (terlihat jls Bo’). Gue mo tuker jg gak mgkn kan, lgian ada tulisannya barang yg sdh di beli tdk dpt di tukar lg. Sempet nyesel seh tkut rsk and gak bs di dengerin lg, secara, 35 ribu itu uang yg cukup besar lho (coba kmu beliin krupuk psti dpt bnyk kaann..). CD yg udh gue

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beli..TIAP HARI gue dengerin. 1 hari bs berkali” gue puter, gue dengerin terus dan g prnh ada bosennya. Gue dengerin pas plg kerja, pas mo tidur, pas makan, pas ngetik di computer, pas mo brangkat kerja, pas mandi aja gue setel/puter keras” biar kedengaran sampe di kamar mandi (kmr mndi g trlalu jauh sih ama kmr gue). Mgkn klo CD nya bs ngomong, dia udh misuh” kali. ), udh marah” in gue yg muternya tiap hari, tiap menit. UUhhh…Cape Deh. Setelah puas beli novel and CD nya, gue ganti NSP1212 gue yg sebelumnya lagu nya UNGU-Untukmu Selamanya dengan lagu nya D’Cinnamons-Selamanya Cinta (Soundtrack film Cintapuccino). Dan gak brhnti disitu aja, gue malah pingin bgt beli VCD nya (yg psti original lah), secara (lagi-lagi secara) gue dulu belom sempet lht film nya meski sebenere pingin gt. Moga-moga aja ntr kesampaian. Amin.

Oya, gue pernah pas baca novelnya, sambil gue denger CD soundtracknya (dgn lagu Selamanya Cinta yg gue puter berulang kali), pas hujan turun rintik” alias gerimis, pas ada minuman susu coklat hangat, sambil duduk dgn nyaman dan gak ada suara ramai”…Wuuiihh…hati rasanya

tentraaamm bgt, benar” suasana yg damai. Ditambah lagi pas kita baca, kita jg inget” masa lalu, masa pas SMP dan SMU, masa dimana ada keceriaan, kebahagiaan, keluguan. Masa dimana kita prnh naksir kakak kelas (Anggota OSIS atopun anggota kegiatan Ekstrakurikuler) yg kita jumpai wktu pertama ospek (Wow..so sweat..). Apalagi hal yg lebih nyaman dan indah selain itu semua.

Andaikan Ku Dapat Mengungkapkan Perasaanku. Hingga Membuat Kau Percaya. Akan Kuberikan Seutuhnya Rasa Cintaku…Rasa Cinta Yang Tulus Dari Dasar Lubuk Hatiku…

Bete..Bete Ach! (Nov, 17 '08)

Ga tau neh kok lg Bete gene..lg sumpek aja bawaannya. Kata si Hunney Bunney Sunneyku (Finally I mention you on my Blog, Honey!:P Hehe) katanya si lg kcapekan..iya kali yach, aku mikirnya jg gt. Ya cpk krn aktifitas kerja yg dobel” (Kerja di 2 tmpt plus prifat anak SMP, anak temennya adek ku. Ntr mlah mo nambah prifat tmn gank SMP dlu yg mnt d ajarin prckpn B. Inggris), blom ntr klo pas disuruh ngerjain tgs Mom (smpe pagi” trs klo dah ngerjain tgs Mom), ngetik di komp (untungnya di dlm kmrku) bikin buku buat ngajar Mom yg dah jd dosen skrg (I’m proud of you Mom!), ato bikin soal, baca” novel (klo ini seh mski cpk mlh bkin fun aplg klo novelnya gokil/lucu), ngoreksi nilai” test murid” dr 2 tmpt kerja yg berbeda. Prjlnan brgkt kerja/ke tmpt prifat yg “it’s very spend a lot of time (nunggu lama bgt prnh smpe stgh jam cuman nungguin bemo doang, smpe kringetan n cpk brdiri-klo pas gak ada tmpt dduk d tmpt aku nunggu bemo, blm lg klo pas udaranya Panasss! N prut krasa laper ato haus. Mana nungguin bemo kbtln ganti 2 kali yg semuanya sama” lemot dtgnya plus lelet jg jlnnya. Nunggu 1 bemo aja dah bkin frustasi klo lama, aplg klo smpe 2 bemo yg lemot..huuu…Cape Deh!). Untung aja my Honey mo jemputin aku plg krja (he pick me up almost everyday, mlh kdg antar jmpt jg shari itu). Pdhl rmh bs d blg dr ujung ke ujung, dr Rungkut ke Simo Coy!. Rutenya se Rgkt-Simo-Manukan-Rgkt-Manukan- Simo- ini blm klo d tmbh aku mnta d anterin kmn gt, mkn lah, beli buku lah, kermh tmn lah, krmh sista lah (Uhm…krasa bgt ya cpknya Han?:P) (Thank you lho Han, dah bnyk brkorban buatku. Awas, jgn blg “mksh doang?”.hehe. Luv u so much. ))

Freddie Freaker.

Freddie Freaker (sometimes mistakenly spelled as Freddy Freaker ) is a mysterious yellow alien, and the central topic of this wiki himself.

According to his commercial, he is the party freak, a dancing new sensation, and recent reports say that he is in the process of grabbing the nation (from New York to L.A.). The creature is a quite enigmatic figure, as most of the information provided comes from his thirty-second commercial.

Contents.

Physical Description.

Freddie Freaker is a yellow, somewhat humanoid alien. He has large ears which are comparable in size to his cone-shaped head, but no neck connecting to his chubby body. He has beautiful blue eyes and a mouth somewhat akin to that of a goblin shark in that it his stretched quite outwards from his face (matched with a full set of pearly white teeth). He has two very skinny arms which end in hands with four digits, which appears to include two thumbs apiece. He has big beautifully curvy legs, however, and feet with four perfectly normal toes. Freddie Freaker never seems to refrain from being in a t-pose, despite the arms of his body being articulated.

Personality.

It is hard to say what Freddie truly feels in his heart. He is a man of very few words. For one thing, he is a dancing new sensation-- this is certain.

It appears that he loves to party so much that he may in fact be a "Party Freak," but even this is still up in the air.

Actors Who Hated Kissing Each Other On Screen.

Many films go down in history not for their plotlines, but for their steamy make-out sessions between some of Hollywood's best actors. Y'know, when the music is gently playing in the background, the lights are dim, and it's raining outside . and two subjects with amazing chemistry come together to seal their feelings for one another with a tender kiss.

When done correctly, those kinds of passionate movie moments produce some of the most intense emotions known to man — whether it's lust, love, envy, or joy — and help set the precedent for universal ideas of romance and intimacy. However, there are many magical movie scenes that took much more determination, dedication, and patience to complete than most theater-goers could have probably imagined. Get ready to feel like your entire existence was a lie as we go through 17 actors who hated kissing their co-stars, including everyone from Will Smith to Kirsten Dunst.

Will Smith and Eva Mendes.

The thought of a truly intimate, movie-style kiss with a strikingly handsome hunk has the power to make anyone weak in the knees, including Eva Mendes. Such was the case when she had to shoot love scenes with Will Smith for the 2005 romantic comedy Hitch , and the only way Mendes could quell the butterflies in her stomach was by indulging in her favorite comfort food: a tuna fish sandwich with crushed Doritos and extra onions.

The dish made her breath smell extra bad, which turned the Independence Day actor off completely.

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Luckily for Smith, Mendes swallowed an entire box of Altoids to help get rid of the stench left behind from the "stank breath special," and they went on to shoot the scene successfully. When reflecting on their experience during an appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show in 2005, Smith told Mendes that the kiss "was absolutely wonderful." Still, we think he was probably just being polite.

Tony Curtis and Marilyn Monroe.

Although Tony Curtis and Marilyn Monroe allegedly had an affair before filming their 1959 flick Some Like It Hot , when he was asked what it was like to kiss the blonde bombshell in the film, he reportedly said it was like "kissing Hitler."

Curtis backpedaled on the comment in a 2008 interview with the Daily Mail , telling the publication, "I said it as a joke. I mean, it was such a darn stupid question, so I gave a stupid answer." But his justification apparently only applied to the "Hitler" comparison itself, not about how much he actually despised kissing his co-star.

When talking about the film's infamous yacht scene, where the two romance each other on a sofa, Curtis told the outlet that Monroe was way too aggressive for his liking. "[The kiss] was awful," he said. "She nearly choked me to death by deliberately sticking her tongue down my throat into my windpipe."

Joanna Lumley and Leonardo DiCaprio.

Women everywhere probably would have done anything to be in Joanna Lumley's shoes when she kissed Leonardo DiCaprio in 2013's The Wolf of Wall Street , but the actress reportedly hated it. Apparently all the takes they had to do in order to get the shot right just weren't worth it.

"I did kiss Leonardo DiCaprio, about 15 times in fact," Lumley dished at a charity event back in 2017 (via The Telegraph ). "But I'll let you into a secret. It's actually no fun kissing actors, no fun at all. There are so many takes and you both have to chew so much chewing gum. It's like kissing someone in a dentist's waiting room."

Be that as it may, Lumley's feelings were seemingly one-sided, as DiCaprio went on to praise his co-star in a 2014 interview with the Evening Standard . He called Lumley "an incredibly beautiful, charming woman" whom he loved flirting with in the scene.

Alec Baldwin.

Alec Baldwin is many things: suave, witty, creative. But one thing he isn't is soft-spoken — which is likely why he had no problem letting his feelings loose about his on-screen kiss with Jennifer Aniston for the hit show 30 Rock . When Baldwin was asked about the experience during a 2008 interview with New York Magazine , he told the publication, "It was painful. I mean, every man who's had to make out with her in TV and movies — I don't know how they do it."

We're sure there's a chance his comments were said jokingly, but, if they weren't, they're a major contrast to previous remarks he made about kissing the Friends alum. During a gala in 2008, Baldwin told People the experience "was the greatest day of [his] life." He said, "Whenever you do that with someone, it's so fake. They're getting paid to kiss you and I'm getting paid to kiss her. But she's a doll."

Rupert Grint and Emma Watson.

Considering Rupert Grint and Emma Watson had literally watched each other grow up during the filming of the Harry Potter series, it's not too surprising Grint had a tough time coming to grips with their scripted kiss in the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 . "I never look back at that scene," Grint told People when asked about the romantic moment in a 2016 interview. "I've known Emma since she was literally 9 years old and we had this very brother-sister relationship." Noting that it felt "very surreal," he added, "I have a memory of her face getting closer and closer.

Like, 'Oh my God.' I can't really remember anything apart from that."

Their history wasn't the only factor that made the kiss awkward, though. In 2009, Watson told MTV News that, in desperation to get the kiss over with, she "ended up pouncing on Rupert."

Thankfully, however, she quickly pulled herself together and the smooch was captured perfectly.

Matt Damon and Angelina Jolie.

Who would have guessed that anyone in the world would ever complain about locking lips with actress Angelina Jolie, right? Despite our sentiments, though, Matt Damon encountered quite a pickle when it came down to kissing the actress in their 2006 flick The Good Shepherd .

"We're old friends so it was like kissing my sister: really awkward, and generally awful," the actor explained to Reveal magazine (via Metro ).

In a 2006 appearance on Good Morning America , Damon told Diane Sawyer that he was especially bothered by the smooch because Jolie was, at the time, married to his good friend Brad Pitt.

However, the encounter didn't seem to bother the Salt actress one bit. She told Now magazine, "A physical thing is, for some people, like me, very easy. You're two adults and you enjoy each other and you know that it doesn't mean anything. Whatever it was is left there."

Dane Cook and Kate Hudson.

Despite appearing all loved-up on screen with Kate Hudson in the 2008 film My Best Friend's Girl , Dane Cook absolutely hated making out with

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her. In an appearance on Watch What Happens Live in 2014, the comedian was treated to a game of "Plead the Fifth," where he opened up about the uncomfortable experience.

When host Andy Cohen asked who Cook's worst on-screen kiss was, he quickly name-dropped Hudson, adding, according to ABC News, "I did a movie with her, My Best Friend's Girl , and I think she purposely ate like a feast of onions before our scene. I had to burn her on that one!"

There's no way to tell if Cook truly meant what he said. But considering that Hudson is one of the hottest women in film and we just simply can't imagine her having bad breath, we're just gonna say his remarks were all in good fun. Sound good?

Helena Bonham Carter and Woody Allen.

There's an infinite amount of factors that can make a movie's production process a complete disaster, whether it's due to delays in filming, mechanical problems, or massive amounts of re-shoots and rewrites. But for Helena Bonham Carter, the hardest part about filming Mighty Aphrodite (1995) was having to kiss Woody Allen. He was apparently such a control freak on set that his behavior repulsed her to the max.

"He tells you up front certain ways of kissing he does not want," she explained (via Elle ). "No exchange of liquid is permitted. It can be a bit offensive because he makes no effort at all. It's like kissing the Berlin Wall."

The Harry Potter actress later offered up some thoughts about Allen's behavior, which could tie in to the experience she had with the director. "I think he has great trouble talking to women," she said (via The Independent ).

Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio.

In 2009, Kate Winslet revealed that she couldn't stand having to kiss Leonardo DiCaprio in the 2008 film Revolutionary Road . We know, we know — you're absolutely befuddled and appalled at this, especially because they had already done it for the 1997 flick Titanic . But in Winslet's defense, her husband was actually the director of the film, which (understandably) made the exchange pretty awkward.

Winslet opened up about her embarrassment in an interview with Elle , saying (via Mirror ), "It was more that neither Sam nor Leo seemed the slightest bit bothered. I was like, 'Is it just me who feels a bit weird about this? You know. My friend. My husband."

"But it was just me," she continued. "There's this amazing still that was taken on set of Leo and me kissing, and Sam is in the background . You can see this look of absolute intensity on his face and I knew all he was thinking about at that moment was the frame of the shot."

Despite Winslet's reservations, she and DiCaprio proved to have amazing chemistry on screen, and she even won a Golden Globe award for best actress in 2009.

Thandie Newton and Tom Cruise.

It's no secret that actors have to step outside of their comfort zones for the sake of a good film, but Thandie Newton's kiss with Tom Cruise for the 2000 film Mission Impossible 2 took a lot more dedication than any of us could have probably fathomed. According to reports, the actress wasn't a fan of how sloppily the Hollywood hunk kissed, saying (via Elle ), "It was slightly icky and sort of wet."

Additionally, Newton reportedly said she was also bothered by the amount of effort that went into perfecting the shot. "Well, to take away the mystery and magic of what you see in the movie: you're lying there, you've got 30 people around you, prodding all bits of you to make sure that certain things aren't being seen and others look good. Even when you're kissing, you can't kiss too hard because then your face sort of spreads across the other person and it looks terrible," she told The Guardian . "It's so clinical, you're thinking more about whether or not you're squashing him than kissing him."

Boy, that movie title couldn't be more on the nose!

Alyson Hannigan and Jason Segel.

Ever wonder about the apparent lack of PDA between characters Lily and Marshall on How I Met Your Mother ? Well, the reason for the two rarely getting intimate was simple: Alyson Hannigan couldn't stomach Jason Segel's smoker's breath. According to her, it was like "kissing an ashtray."

But for the sake of fulfilling their roles on the show, the American Pie actress temporarily tried to help her co-star kick his habit. Unfortunately, she soon discovered even money couldn't stop him from giving up cigarettes. "When we started the pilot [for the show] he was like, 'Get me to stop smoking, I'll be your best friend,'" she explained, per Digital Spy . "So we did this bet where he would owe me $10 every time he had a cigarette.

After the first day, he owed me $200."

She continued, "So he said, 'I'm just quitting,' and he quit cold turkey for about a year. It was fantastic but then . he got stressed out and he started smoking again."

Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt.

Jennifer Lawrence was reportedly so nervous to strip down with a then-married Chris Pratt for their make-out sessions in the 2016 sci-fi film Passengers that she needed some liquid courage to go through with it. But unfortunately for her, getting "really, really drunk" only made her more anxious.

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"It led to more anxiety when I got home because I was like, 'What have I done? I don't know,'" she told The Hollywood Reporter . "He was married, and it was going to be my first time kissing a married man and guilt is the worst feeling in your stomach."

She continued, "I knew it was my job, but I couldn't tell my stomach that. So I called my mom, and I was like, 'Will you just tell me it's OK?' It was just very vulnerable. And you don't know what's too much. You want to do it real, you want everything to be real, but then . That was the most vulnerable I've ever been."

Orlando Bloom and Zoe Saldana.

Zoe Saldana might be viewed as one of the luckiest women in the world for getting to kiss Orlando Bloom in the 2004 flick Haven , but Bloom himself didn't feel so fortunate. In 2006, he told People the fact that Saldana had a real-life boyfriend, who would often visit the set to watch them shoot, just made the entire thing way too weird for his taste. (No pun intended.)

"I hated kissing Zoe!" he exclaimed to the outlet. "I was like, 'Take your tongue out of my mouth, please. Your boyfriend is standing right there.' Most people think kissing beautiful co-stars must be great. But it's always awkward, man."

The Guardians of the Galaxy actress also reportedly complained about the love scene, saying that her exchange with Bloom was "gross." When you consider the lack of chemistry between the two, it makes sense that the film only has average reviews.

Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst.

Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst may have shared some amazing chemistry on the big screen in the 2002 hit Spiderman , but their iconic, upside- down kiss literally took the actor's breath away — and not in a good way.

"There was rain pouring up or down my nose. I couldn't breathe and I was gasping for breath out of the corner of Kirsten's mouth," the Great Gatsby actor told reporters in 2002, according to Deseret News . "Poor girl. I was giving her mouth to mouth rather than kissing her."

But the rain wasn't the only thing that made the kiss so bad. In an interview with Parade magazine, Maguire added (via TMZ ), "When Kirsten rolled back the wet mask, she cut off the air completely."

Even so, the sizzling smooch has been lauded as one of the best movie kisses of all time, and the actors even won an MTV award for it in 2003.

Kirsten Dunst and Brad Pitt.

Kirsten Dunst is a seasoned actress who has long been viewed as one of Hollywood's sweethearts — which is why it was so heartbreaking to hear her comments on the effects of having to kiss Brad Pitt in the 1994 drama horror film Interview with a Vampire . (She was only 11 years old during the film's production while Pitt was 30.) In 2013, she told Bullett Magazine that — even though it was "just a peck" — she was so spooked after the experience, she didn't kiss anyone else for five whole years.

When reflecting on the encounter with the Ocean's Eleven actor, Dunst said, "He had this long hair. He was just a hippie-ish cool dude. Everyone at the time was like, 'You're so lucky you kissed Brad Pitt,' but I thought it was disgusting. I didn't kiss anyone else until I was 16, I think. I was a late bloomer."

Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson.

Millions of women would die for a make-out session with Robert Pattinson, but Reese Witherspoon apparently wasn't one of them. In fact, she couldn't have been more turned off from kissing him in the 2011 film Water for Elephants . She did have a pretty good reason, though: The Twilight actor had a "disgusting" cold and couldn't stop dripping snot.

"Rob possibly had the most hideous horrible cold of any co-star I've ever had to do a love scene with ever in my entire life," she explained to In Touch Weekly . "He was literally snorting and snotting through every second of it, and it was not appealing. I'm talking green, infectious, disgusting.

I'm not kidding!"

In case you weren't already grossed out enough, Pattinson divulged even nastier details about the kiss to MTV News . He told the outlet his nose was dripping so much that he had to wipe it on Witherspoon's wig in order to pull off the scene. Ew.

Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams.

This last one is going to break your heart. Not only did actors Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams hate kissing each other in the 2004 romantic drama The Notebook , but they also allegedly hated filming together period. According to reports, their ill feelings for one another even got so bad that Gosling demanded his co-star be removed from the film and replaced with another actress. Director Nick Cassavetes opened up about Gosling's request in a 2014 interview with VH1, stating, "He says, 'Would you take her out of here and bring in another actress to read off camera with me?' I said, 'What?' He says, 'I can't. I can't do it with her. I'm just not getting anything from this.'"

Obviously, Cassavetes kept the two on the film, which is arguably the biggest movie of both Gosling and McAdams' careers, and one of the best romantic dramas of all time. Good call, man.

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